Ford Sayings

[Shoofty_As]

My mate used to have "you'll never be late in a 308" a Sticker that he bought...

So I thought I'de be a little bit original with "drive a 351, the're much more fun"





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[Ryan]

Originally Posted by Shoofty_As

So I thought I'de be a little bit original with "drive a 351, the're much more fun"

lol that's pretty good mate.

[fou_bleu]

some fantastic sayings!!!

[majin_andrew]

HOLDEN up traffic

[LS2 KLR]

Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

I always laugh when I hear Holden fans say this, as it's not a bloody circle but an oval around the word ford and I also think I'm right in saying that the holden emblem has a circle around it.

I love trying to explain this to Holden fans, they just don't get it.

H eaps
O of
L loud
D destructive
E engine
N noises

H herpes
S syntex
V virus

"HSV I just want one" (hsv1 is genital herpes) :evil_laug . Why would you want genital herpes for.

[Night Runner]

Originally Posted by LS2 KLR

I always laugh when I hear Holden fans say this, as it's not a bloody circle but an oval around the word ford and I also think I'm right in saying that the holden emblem has a circle around it.

I love trying to explain this to Holden fans, they just don't get it.

If you read the entire thread you would have seen my response to that.

They've circled, not put a "circle" around it. When you circle jobs in the paper they are not always round. When cops circle offenders they don't have ten cops holding hands in a circle, it's an interpretation of the word. : Circled as in circular.

[LS2 KLR]

Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

If you read the entire thread you would have seen my response to that.

They've circled, not put a "circle" around it. When you circle jobs in the paper they are not always round. When cops circle offenders they don't have ten cops holding hands in a circle, it's an interpretation of the word. : Circled as in circular.

My bad so I made a coupl of additions.

[Green X]

A circle is a circle and an Oval is an Oval, You don’t play football at the Footy circle do you.

Ether way the Holden logo has a perfect circle drawn around it> and we all know only poofters can draw a perfect circle LOL

[VeloXR6]

As the Australian distributors of a Car Shredding Brand (Yep, we shred cars into little lumps of steel, foam and plastic) we recently had the founder and designer of the machines come from Europe and he was issued a brand new VE commodore from Avis, which brings me to the point - when I asked him what he thought of the new commodore (after driving 300kms) he just said :

"These are the reason we make car shredders !"

[GXL078]

Originally Posted by normxb

Another slogan Ford used to use was "Going Ford Is The Going Thing" around the mid '80's I think/

That saying is from the mid 70s horn car era.
Worst ever marketing slogan, I sitll have the sticker. from the AU era :

Ford: "We have Ignition"..... well der, but will it start and run???

[JamesR]

circle - ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

i always thought cops surround offenders.. but ok.

Hands On Little Dicks Every Night
Heap Of Lepper Drivers Earning Nothing
Heaps Of Loud Disstorting Engine Noises
Heaps Of Low Down Engine Noise
Hey, Our Lads Don't Engineer Nothing.

[GXL078]

Originally Posted by VeloXR6

As the Australian distributors of a Car Shredding Brand (Yep, we shred cars into little lumps of steel, foam and plastic) we recently had the founder and designer of the machines come from Europe and he was issued a brand new VE commodore from Avis, which brings me to the point - when I asked him what he thought of the new commodore (after driving 300kms) he just said :

"These are the reason we make car shredders !"

Massed produced cars will keep him in business,yes, who cares what some kraut thinks he's probably got a Maybach bach home.

[samftr]

Originally Posted by Ryan

I hope you guys, aren't taking what I wrote seriously. :

Nah mate, just agreed. *in some part anyway...
hehehe

[VeloXR6]

Originally Posted by xcgxl

Massed produced cars will keep him in business,yes, who cares what some kraut thinks he's probably got a Maybach bach home.

Well you assumed he was a kraut....... actually english...... and he owns a ferrari....

[Mutley]

Two stickers that have always stuck in my mind from the mid 70's:
FALCON GT - The Widow Maker (written under a blown up picture of the superoo) and
How fast can you run?... Not as fast as my 3_51!

[jd dad]

Highly
Overated
Lacking
Decent
Engine
Note

[1600GT]

HSV: Only FOOLS want one.

HSV: I just BEAT one.

HSV: Hardly Special Vehicles.

[samftr]

My favourite
HSV Herpes Simplex Virus - I just don't want one.
Have you driven a ford, lately *Translated to Have you driven over a ford, lately?

[yabby6]

Heavy Oil Leaks Decrepit Engine Noises

I heard that one from another forum user 'walker'

[BigAL_250]

My mate used to have "you'll never be late in a 308" a Sticker that he bought... So I thought I'de be a little bit original with "drive a 351, the're much more fun"

The complete version would goe like this
'You'll never be late in a 308, but its more fun in a 351'

[Shoofty_As]

Originally Posted by Green X

A circle is a circle and an Oval is an Oval, You don’t play football at the Footy circle do you.

Ether way the Holden logo has a perfect circle drawn around it> and we all know only poofters can draw a perfect circle LOL

HAHA THATS GOLD MATE !

[Shoofty_As]

Originally Posted by bigal_1701

The complete version would goe like this
'You'll never be late in a 308, but its more fun in a 351'

Your right Bigal !! looks like I'm gonna have to get myself another "three Fiver" just so I can put that sticker to use me thinks !

[dave351cid]

my grandfather used to say " if you can aford a ford - dodge a dodge " and he drove a EK holden. ????

[dave351cid]

used to have written on the wall of my shed.

"all cars welcome but all cars leaving will be fitted with a cleveland "

after we had done a few unusual engine swaps.

[laneman]

HSV, I just ate one!! (end of sentence):

[samftr]

I have seen "Henry ford was a poof." on a chicks vz clubsport.
I have heard more along the lines that he was a union hating ***** :P

[dave351cid]

there was a holden ute on the sunshine coast with a large blue oval sticker on the back window......... looked like a ford sign on a holden ????.......until you got up close and could read it properly......"f--k" intead of ford