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View Poll Results: which way do you load the paper (just a bit of fun, dont take it seriously) | |||
away from the wall toward you | 52 | 86.67% | |
away from you and down the wall | 6 | 10.00% | |
dont use paper, me use rock! | 2 | 3.33% | |
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03-09-2013, 08:12 PM | #61 | ||
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03-09-2013, 08:43 PM | #62 | ||
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Doesn't matter which way you roll, soon enough you'll all be allowed to get married!
Paper over is the right way.
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03-09-2013, 08:49 PM | #63 | |||
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08-09-2013, 10:13 AM | #65 | ||||
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08-09-2013, 08:27 PM | #66 | ||
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28-09-2013, 02:17 PM | #67 | ||
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28-09-2013, 09:25 PM | #68 | ||
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Rove Mcmanus's vote counts as 5
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29-09-2013, 11:36 AM | #69 | |||
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anyone would have thought the paper was made of gold........never mind i got a giggle.
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30-09-2013, 08:51 PM | #70 | ||
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had this argument at my place, so now I leave the roll on the floor, that way she can pick it up any way she damn well likes... (I hid the bar just in case)
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30-09-2013, 09:18 PM | #71 | ||
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Great thread, Good laughs, FYI Away from wall.
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01-10-2013, 10:05 AM | #72 | ||
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placing the bar through the roll (which I will say took some doing, cant drill the paper) reminded me of when I was young and silly (dinosaur days indeed).
we used to put gladwrap over the bowl and close the seat (not lid)......come to think of it, that went down like a lead ballon as well!!!!!
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01-10-2013, 05:12 PM | #73 | ||
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Away from the wall
Seat and lid down Three ply, fingerproof paper.
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22-10-2014, 12:53 PM | #74 | ||
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Poppa, run this one by the bride and see what she reckons - I dare ya!
Cheers!
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22-10-2014, 01:23 PM | #75 | ||
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Oh boy... this thread is a classic!
Away from the wall for me too hahaha. |
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07-11-2014, 02:42 AM | #76 | |||
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I think women like the paper running down the wall cause it looks neater, and men like it the proper way, because it works |
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09-11-2014, 02:09 PM | #77 | ||
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I used to think it was best against the wall, out of the way, but now she only buys patterned paper, explaining that it has to be put on so you can see the pattern, so away from the wall. As for the seat, I moved in with her, so have always considered it her house( even now, 26yrs and 10 or so houses later )so I always put it down... But, I put the lid down too, so we both have to lift something to have a pee. I like to think of it as a little win.
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18-01-2016, 11:16 AM | #79 | ||
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what the ........ are you digging this up for? get back to work. Very funny though.
I know of a married couple who went for counselling over this issue....sufice to say both now gone their seperate ways...thank goodness. Both were a bain to know as friends.
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