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Old 14-01-2011, 10:40 AM   #61
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Which T series does the above mentioned 14 year old get when he/she turns 18?
Currently learning to drive the blue manual. But to truthfully answer your question, he's going to have to fight damn hard to get the keys off his mum.
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Society has had enough of this s#*t from these low lifes who in the case of some end up with the law on their side.

I for one will take my chances against these vermin who think they deserve more than me what I have earned and accumulated
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Under my regime he would become an organ donor. Immediately!
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Under my regime he would become an organ donor. Immediately!
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Under my regime he would become an organ donor. Immediately!
Best just donate his organs to the sharks. get a pit , make him walk the plank , should be able to sell plenty of tickets and donate the money to charity.Who would want to have a part of this dog in you.
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Lucky this guy did not try to rob AFF.....

He would be beaten to death with dangerous semi-automatic assault keyboards.....
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Lucky this guy did not try to rob AFF.....

He would be beaten to death with dangerous semi-automatic assault keyboards.....
And he would have had what was left fed to the sharks.

Edit: Can you die from lead poisoning from eating a shark that’s eaten a semi auto?
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And he would have had what was left fed to the sharks.

Edit: Can you die from lead poisoning from eating a shark that’s eaten a semi auto?
You could years ago but due to fishin emission laws today all of the ammo must be unleaded or else you will stuff up your catfishalytic converter....
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Be y0u Disin' mah keybord WaRrIoR skilzz ??
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You could years ago but due to fishin emission laws today all of the ammo must be unleaded or else you will stuff up your catfishalytic converter....
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My mate was at castle plaza getting money around 12am on a Sunday and two guys tried to mug him. He looked up after getting $50 out and one of them had a knife to his throat demanding cash. He pushed the knife away whilst grabbing the blokes neck with the other, forced him to the ground and face into the pavement, all the while bending his wrist so ge drops the knife. The other guy tried to hit him so he just lifted the other guy off the ground and let him cop the punch. Gave them
both a quick punch and told them to smarten up. He was a tae kwon do black belt and didn't cop any kind of crap from anyone!
Was he an actor in a movie or TV show?
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and CCW laws in Australia :( i wish.
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and CCW laws in Australia :( i wish.
Agreed, there are just so many people I would kill if they would just let us CCW
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Was he an actor in a movie or TV show?
Sounds like Chuck Seagal or Steven Norris or sumfin ?
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Typical of the ferals these days. Try anything for an easy buck.

As for you could have done this, that or something else. That's easy to say after the fact. What you did during was obviously good enough for you to walk away unscathed and money still in your pocket. So that's the best out come for you.

Oh, if you see the lowlife whilst driving, have something close at hand, to "drop" out the window, especially seeing you're such a bad shot.
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funny thing is ,i thought i would always be a great help as a witness to Police ,but i looked straight at him when i spoke to him yet i cant recall exactly what he looks like now,bloody frustrating to say the least,
maybe its an age thing lol
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okay the best thing to do is this, and it is now world wide it was in usa first.

ATM – PIN Number Reversal – Good To Know:

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine you can notify the police by entering your PIN in REVERSE.
For example if your PIN is 1234 then you type 4321.

The ATM system recognises that your PIN is backwards from the card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you request but, unknown to the robber, it automatically notifies the police who are immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on Crimestoppers however it is seldom used as people just don’t know about it.
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okay the best thing to do is this, and it is now world wide it was in usa first.

ATM – PIN Number Reversal – Good To Know:

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine you can notify the police by entering your PIN in REVERSE.
For example if your PIN is 1234 then you type 4321.

The ATM system recognises that your PIN is backwards from the card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you request but, unknown to the robber, it automatically notifies the police who are immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on Crimestoppers however it is seldom used as people just don’t know about it.
I used to think that, then I thought about it more. What about people who use 1 digit? Like 7777 or those who have 2 in this order 1221? How can the machine realize the pin is back the front if there is no way to recognize it?
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I used to think that, then I thought about it more. What about people who use 1 digit? Like 7777 or those who have 2 in this order 1221? How can the machine realize the pin is back the front if there is no way to recognize it?
true but i didnt think you were allowed pins like that??
i think the above is a myth as i have never tried it.
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and CCW laws in Australia :( i wish.
There still are although the southern states are a lot more difficult.

I did not renew mine in 2002 as it became a more and more of a pain to go through the bureaucracy and I really did not need it anymore.

Anyone can get one in any state if you are prepared to jump through the hoops but it is a VERY long and expensive process designed to make you give up.
Sort of like shooters license renewal if you let it lapse.

A lot of people, especially political, public service and financial bullies don't like guns, they tend to make things too even.........
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okay the best thing to do is this, and it is now world wide it was in usa first.

ATM – PIN Number Reversal – Good To Know:

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine you can notify the police by entering your PIN in REVERSE.
For example if your PIN is 1234 then you type 4321.

The ATM system recognises that your PIN is backwards from the card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you request but, unknown to the robber, it automatically notifies the police who are immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on Crimestoppers however it is seldom used as people just don’t know about it.
Sorry, people don't know about it because it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

Just another urban myth, albeit based on a patented idea.
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okay the best thing to do is this, and it is now world wide it was in usa first.

ATM – PIN Number Reversal – Good To Know:

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine you can notify the police by entering your PIN in REVERSE.
For example if your PIN is 1234 then you type 4321.

The ATM system recognises that your PIN is backwards from the card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you request but, unknown to the robber, it automatically notifies the police who are immediately dispatched to the location.

This information was recently broadcast on Crimestoppers however it is seldom used as people just don’t know about it.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp
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Sorry, people don't know about it because it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp

Just another urban myth, albeit based on a patented idea.
Lol, even if it were true, after the perp’s taken your cash and stabbed you five times, your body would be a decaying corpse before the cops turned up.

Best you use an unlicensed handgun (loaded) to diffuse the situation.
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This same thing happened to me years ago also. I put my hands up then proceeded to give him a 20 but didn't let go of it then slipped him a kick just behind his saddle bags. Lifted him a good foot or so in the air by which time he was clutching his nuts before hitting the ground in agony, his mouth and eyes wide open desperately trying to suck in air. I didn't speck a word to him, just walked to my car and drove off. Scumbag!
He wasn't really bright this lad I reckon. It was after 9.30 at night and had just completed 2 1/2hr training section and still dressed in my training gear ...... with Zen Do Ki printed all over it.
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Lol, even if it were true, after the perp’s taken your cash and stabbed you five times, your body would be a decaying corpse before the cops turned up.

Best you use an unlicensed handgun (loaded) to diffuse the situation.
True, but if it was implemented, then the police would have a date, time & location, & correlate CCTV vision at the ATM, local shopping centre cameras, traffic cameras, so they would also know what direction you were in, if kidnapped, the cars rego. It's better than: "they disappeared, they just ******* disappeared"
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i agree its a good idea but maybe enter you pin backwards and enter 1 it says llike insufficient funds and alerts the copers
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i agree its a good idea but maybe enter you pin backwards and enter 1 it says llike insufficient funds and alerts the copers
do it three times and bye bye card... try and rob me now dirtbag.. woo hoo....
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