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19-06-2005, 02:05 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Wouldnt be dead for quids.
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19-06-2005, 02:27 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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like a bought one
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19-06-2005, 04:26 PM
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burn out king
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: a.c.t
Posts: 341
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ugly as a hat full of busted arseholes
go root ya boot onya sport ya pelican couldent go 2 rounds with a revolveing door |
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19-06-2005, 04:45 PM
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BIG LUKE
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Altona, Vic
Posts: 556
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Sayings me old man uses,
"Couldn't getta fu*k on a footy trip!!!" "Thats the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't shag" "I am that hungry, I could eat a nigga's **** through a cane chair"
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I am like 7/11, I am not always doing business, but I am always open! XR6BBQ.......... Just when you thought I had given up!!!
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19-06-2005, 04:51 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Croydon, Melbourne
Posts: 140
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You got a face like a twisted sand shoe.
Face as rough as 10 mile of dirt road. Dry as a 10 year olds tit. ( SHAME on me )
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19-06-2005, 05:29 PM
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As busy as a centipede skippin'
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19-06-2005, 05:58 PM
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454 Power
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Townsville, NQ
Posts: 1,026
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"she's good from far, but far from good"
"nah, he couldn't pull a sick kid off a tit" "your car wouldn't pull the skin off a custard" "strewth!" "check ya bum for grubs" "Pull ya head in, it's not a horsefloat" "I got a horn too, but do you see me playing with it?" These are some of my fav's, but there's many more i use on a regular basis...
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DAILY - 00 75th Anniversary Futura TOY - 68 SS 454 Camaro |
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19-06-2005, 07:08 PM
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Digging for avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
Posts: 240
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Pleased ta meet ya and I got the meat ta please ya.
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was extinct but got better. |
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19-06-2005, 08:24 PM
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Mmmm... Bikini Carwash...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 165
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hahahaha this thread is gold, its going straight into my favourites, fo shizzle
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19-06-2005, 08:43 PM
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burn out king
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: a.c.t
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couldent pull the forskin off a jew
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19-06-2005, 08:48 PM
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Blueprint Beast
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne Berwick AUSTRALIA
Posts: 1,077
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It's all good
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FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria Leather seats, Premium sound, Sunroof, Satellite Navigation, Reversing sensors, Herrods lowered suspension, Full stainless steel Quad exhaust system, Helix spacer,Open mouth cold air induction,Uni Chip,BMC air filter |
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19-06-2005, 09:00 PM
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ill have a beer milkshake
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: cardbboard box Adelaide Hills
Posts: 462
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rough enuff
she'll be right and one from a QLD mate "Im off like a frog in a sock"
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19-06-2005, 09:19 PM
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FNTUF
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Canberra
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back in a jiffy
as f**ked as a slut on prom night |
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19-06-2005, 09:32 PM
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Digging for avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Get a lip lock on my love muscle
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19-06-2005, 09:37 PM
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Mmmm... Bikini Carwash...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 165
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show us ya bearded clam
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'87 XF UTE 351C '91 Peugeot 405 Mi16 '89 EA Falcon GL |
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19-06-2005, 09:43 PM
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Digging for avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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You can beat an egg but you cant beetroot.
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19-06-2005, 10:07 PM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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for those of you who have seen kevin bloody wilson,
DILLIGAF --- it's catchin on up here i hope it will elsewhere
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20-06-2005, 09:23 PM
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Blueprint Beast
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne Berwick AUSTRALIA
Posts: 1,077
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Dead Horse(tomatoe sauce)
Blow your dough(spend or waste your money) Chunder(vomit) Dog's eye (meat pie) Face fungus (beard) Jack and Jill ( bill) Pat Malone (on your own ) Rug Rat (young child) Cark it (to die) Faggot (homosexual man) Five finger discount (shoplifting) In the bag ( as good as won ) Kip (short sleep ) Leckie(electrician ) Mystery bag (sausages) Shut eye(sleep) Spit the dummy(Tantrum) Thunder box(toilet) Troppo(insane) Cheers John
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FPV & XR Owners Club of Victoria Leather seats, Premium sound, Sunroof, Satellite Navigation, Reversing sensors, Herrods lowered suspension, Full stainless steel Quad exhaust system, Helix spacer,Open mouth cold air induction,Uni Chip,BMC air filter Last edited by GTP 320; 21-06-2005 at 09:07 PM. |
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21-06-2005, 03:22 AM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,218
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Face like a bulldog eatin' porridge
Face like a half eaten peach What ya think this is? Bush week? Show us where the axe hit ya! Go and ave a pull! Knockers Lets go for a couple of Frothy's after work! Doogs, or Ciggo's or darts or durrys for cigarettes eeehyagaan? (How are you going?) She' no good the c*nt (Its no good darn it) |
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21-06-2005, 09:37 AM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
Posts: 7,954
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Sh*t, hey?
Head like a beaten favourite...
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21-06-2005, 05:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide Hills
Posts: 1,464
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"Ah sh!t, she's given up the ghost"
And to quote the Late & Great Graham Kennedy: "Its a joke, Joyce"
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18x8 RJR rims - Tinted - King Suspension - 2.5" D&T Cat Back Exhaust |
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21-06-2005, 08:56 PM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,218
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Just thought of another.
"I have to get up at Sparrow Fart every mornin..." |
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22-06-2005, 10:15 AM
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Grinder+Welder = Race car
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Briz-Vegas
Posts: 3,937
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No Wuckin Furries hey.
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"No, it will never have enough power until I can spin the wheels at the end of the straightaway in high gear" - Too much power is never enough....Mark Donohue on the Can Am Porsche 917. |
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22-06-2005, 11:45 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: nz
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Drive!!!!!! you couldn't drive a soapy stick up a dogs ****
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22-06-2005, 02:11 PM
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Formally knowen as EBus
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisvegas Northside
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off like a frog in a sock
off like a jewish foreskin en hell mate wadda ya doin ya suck more c0ck then a gay porn star ya poof ****off |
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22-06-2005, 05:27 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: south eastern suburbs, Melb
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lol They tear down this street like Jack Brabham
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22-06-2005, 06:12 PM
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The car's got pickup
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cairns
Posts: 1,720
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Couldn't pull a sailor off your sister
He's got a head you wouldn't soon get sick of kicking (Tony Abbott) Stone the crows! Crikey! Six pack short of a carton Sandwich short of a picnic He's got kangaroos in the top paddock Cheers, big ears. Same goes big nose. Useless as a pocket in a singlet. A dingo's breakfast = a **** and a look around. Have a Captain Cook = Have a Look For the sailors: Ease the Richie = Ease the Cunningham Robber's Dog (Ugly as) Trouble and strife = Wife |
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04-07-2005, 07:17 PM
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Digging for avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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When wishing for something as a child my Grandma would always say "Wish in one hand , pee in the other and see which gets filled first".
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04-07-2005, 09:37 PM
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I am a Princess!!!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Brisbane
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She'll be right mate A
Queenslander... |
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04-07-2005, 11:00 PM
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Excessive Fuel Ingestion
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Queensland Coast
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