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Old 11-05-2006, 08:31 PM   #61
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hahaha, in performance condition........ you could say 'thats gold'
GOLD :evil3: : :
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Old 11-05-2006, 09:05 PM   #62
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I'm sitting here with tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

An absolute classic!!
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Old 11-05-2006, 09:32 PM   #63
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hmm, this brings me to the questions of what were YOU do looking at holdens for sale?
I had the link sent to me by a mate who had it sent to him.

We both couldn't stop ****ing ourselves. I laugh more and more that I read this thread.

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Old 11-05-2006, 09:33 PM   #64
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BTW Fastxr, you should change your signature to "Gold ones go faster". don't ya know. :
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Old 11-05-2006, 11:13 PM   #65
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new game, everybody takes a shot each time he says respect, the end result would also be the best frame of mind to read an ad like that
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Old 12-05-2006, 01:21 AM   #66
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i have no time for heads like this
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:06 AM   #67
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wounder if i could buy the spray can he use off him so i could use to throw at his head :hihi:
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The special GOLD paint needs the AUTOBONE protection and I will give you the leftover GOLD erformance paint too
well yes you can but you also have to buy the car :
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:25 AM   #68
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What a dead set idiot but then its holden so who cares. If it is so fast why doesnt he keep it.If he can pick girls up in it why doesnt he keep it.One day these holden people will wake up and smell the coffee.Idiots. :
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:36 AM   #69
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Sigh. Anyone who didn't realise this is a joke needs their balls removed.

I had a good laugh :
sorry to disappoint you holden lover wasnt born with any.
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Old 12-05-2006, 08:56 AM   #70
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what tha? red_hotxr6?

You better give your ogglers a bit of a rub mate... that ad is difinately a joke. He's taking the p1ss out of a holden, why aren't you laughing?
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:12 AM   #71
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Did anyone notice that it has LPG fitted as well....
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:32 AM   #72
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Did anyone notice that it has LPG fitted as well....


WELL THATS FAAAASSSSTTTT...... :1syellow1
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Old 12-05-2006, 09:36 AM   #73
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its fast and gets respect and i couldnt tell if it really was a SS i have to call this poet and see what he says FULLY SICK and FAST
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Old 12-05-2006, 11:04 AM   #74
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Yeah i think someone has actually set him up!

We did it to a mate a couple of years ago with his choice VL turbo. We were getting a bit short with his attitude so we put his car in the local Trading Post. He got about 58 phone calls and a $87 bill for the add.
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Old 12-05-2006, 11:54 AM   #75
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OH i am genuinely laughing, holden,s are a joke period, this only helps to prove a point.
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:42 PM   #76
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red_hotxr6 you don't actualy believe this is serious do you?
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Old 12-05-2006, 02:58 PM   #77
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Mike, for once I actually agree with you, it's so blatantly a ****take designed to get the ad more attention. The 13,500 is rediculous, but thats not the point...
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Old 12-05-2006, 03:41 PM   #78
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OH i am genuinely laughing, holden,s are a joke period, this only helps to prove a point.

hmmmm...issues :
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:12 PM   #79
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I will also throw my special AUTOBONE cleaning system in to you!
Ihave beat myself many times as I just get faster EVERY time.
I have debadged it at the back so peope dont know if it is an SS or HSV, it gets alot of respect from this. I also took off the "commode" badge from the glove box so your lucky shot gun passenger is not sure where the power is coming from.
: enough said....
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Old 12-05-2006, 04:51 PM   #80
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Im speechless , but lmao !
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:11 PM   #81
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The suburb is enough to make me say: Why am i surprised e
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:30 PM   #82
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HA HA HA what a tosser it would be good if he could spell. On drugs for sure.
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:23 PM   #83
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Heyyy
This accessory is a Must "It has fats that make it fast and a sport seering wheel that add hosepower it is fast." Think he means "steering wheel" : . and man , that is a real GO Fast Item.
And isn't the other name for the window tint called "bubble wrap" .....
"commode" badge" . an old "dunny chair" is called a commode.
"I went passed a WRX the other day an he looked like he saw a tiger but it was me in THIS WAGGON" .... what he didn't say was the WRX was PARKED
Ya gotta feel sorry for him , NOBODY could be this dumb :
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I think the name Vido Gahm is enough to say he isn't serious. Video Game anyone? Still an absolutely hilarious ad. Classic.
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Old 12-05-2006, 07:45 PM   #85
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red_hotxr6 you don't actualy believe this is serious do you?
Why dont you believe it,does someone who drives a toyota take the time to put that on ebay? Or are you in direct contact with the person who put it up, or may be because you love holden,s that much you are hoping to heck that some holden person did not put that up.I mean what else am i to think, or is every thing on ebay false, or worded to suck people in.
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Old 12-05-2006, 08:22 PM   #86
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I was just doing some quick rice calcs on the horsepower, based on the photo's. I think I know why it's so fast!!
- stock V6, say 100kW
- gold trim, 10kW
- body kit, 13kW
- gold dashboard trim, 26kW
- cup holder, 12kW
- wheels, 45kW
- de-badging, 22kW
- steering wheel, 31kW
- gold motor cover, 27kW
- unlowered, -5kW
- having this guy as the owner, 48kW
- dark window tint, 31kW
- the respect, 42kW

So, in my estimation, this baby packs 402kW!!! Just imagine what you could acheive with some seat covers and a few stickers - the sky's the limit...

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Why dont you believe it,does someone who drives a toyota take the time to put that on ebay? Or are you in direct contact with the person who put it up, or may be because you love holden,s that much you are hoping to heck that some holden person did not put that up.I mean what else am i to think, or is every thing on ebay false, or worded to suck people in.

youu have your period dont you...its ok it will all be over soon :
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Good grief is that the best you could come up with. stop thinking with your pants it will only get as far as your hand.
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Good grief is that the best you could come up with. stop thinking with your pants it will only get as far as your hand.

why the hate for holden honestly....what dont you like about them? bad experiences? heresay? just hate their designs/quality/engines etc? I understand general animosity for the red lion being a ford forum. But you seem to take holden cars personally. You do know they are just that dont you....a car

....or has that rat up your clacker been their since birth causing you general discomfort?
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Old 12-05-2006, 10:33 PM   #90
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It's a joke for sure no-one can sell that much crap and be serious about it.
Waggon SS or HSV :P:P No SS waggon till VY lol.
Who ever wrote it is making the car look bad, It's clear the writer has issues with stretching a touch........... .............. .................. ............... To far
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