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Old 15-07-2010, 11:22 PM   #871
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OH MY GOD!!! Go onto his Carsales ad (there is a link under the photo) and check out the photo of the engine bay, I've been laughing for the last 5 minutes.

Not because he wants 20k for a riced up Commodore, but because the engine bay looks like a McDonalds kiddie playground! Seriously, its all blue and yellow!

Got to love the "If I can unbolt it, I'm paintin it" mentality.

EDIT: There is a Bad Boy sticker on the fan shroud!!
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Old 16-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #872
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^ that is bad, least you can hide that tho.. the stupid skull air freshner, cheap-as-can-be computer in the glove box, checker plate floor and A-pillar gauges (for what exactly?!) just top it off
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Old 16-07-2010, 08:54 AM   #873
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Old 16-07-2010, 09:09 AM   #874
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Dont forget the neon lights under the rear bumper (and most likely under the whole car), the cool stickers, the eyebrows on the headlights and mystery unlabelled bundle of 4 swithes on the right of the steering wheel.

Its all in the detail gentlemen...
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Old 16-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #875
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If you took the last zero off the asking price, then it'd be more reasonable.
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Old 16-07-2010, 10:58 AM   #876
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Now this is what happens when you can’t count …

Half tonne ute … with over a 2 tonne load!


This was taken last week on Old Northern Road Albany Creek, but not sure who by. It has about 2 tonnes of concrete blend and 200kg bags of cement in the back.




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Old 16-07-2010, 11:24 AM   #877
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haha i just got that email and was about to post it up!!
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Old 16-07-2010, 12:07 PM   #878
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Now this is what happens when you can’t count …

Half tonne ute … with over a 2 tonne load!


This was taken last week on Old Northern Road Albany Creek, but not sure who by. It has about 2 tonnes of concrete blend and 200kg bags of cement in the back.





How did you miss the 90 post thread named "ambitious load in Holden"??? just a few threads down?
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Old 16-07-2010, 12:33 PM   #879
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because why would i wanna look at a thread about holdens on a FORD FORUM ????
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Old 16-07-2010, 01:05 PM   #880
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Heres a few piccies i took while i was in Fiji:

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Old 16-07-2010, 01:13 PM   #881
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because why would i wanna look at a thread about holdens on a FORD FORUM ????
umm.
not one eyed ?
any day you can take the p*ss out of a crumpledoor driver is a good day IMO
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Old 16-07-2010, 02:31 PM   #882
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Perhaps the owner of TAXI number 3 couldnt afford to fit airbags???? lol
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TAXI 2 pic with the plastic ties, i've seen a fair few of these in melbourne... now i know where the idea comes from.
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Old 16-07-2010, 03:14 PM   #884
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That stato is a joke surely?
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Old 16-07-2010, 03:20 PM   #885
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That stato is a joke surely?
It may be a joke... but its certainly funny....
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That Stato is disgusting. Not even the throw up smilie can describe how vomit inducing it really is.
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Assorted parking fails.




EDIT: One more (I can't work out how the driver managed this).
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Old 22-07-2010, 09:33 PM   #888
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Old 22-07-2010, 10:55 PM   #889
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OH, theres a car in that pic?
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Old 22-07-2010, 11:17 PM   #890
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OH, theres a car in that pic?
I might buy it if i get her as an added extra lol
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i wonder if it's air start ?
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needs a couple 9ft CB whips on it....

Then it would be just so AWSOME!!!!!!!
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I can see where Ford Australia got the idea from for the XF tail lights too.
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I am actually a fan of bosozoku cars though that Mustang needs a bit more work before its there IMO.
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