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Old 13-09-2019, 03:40 PM   #991
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I’ve drilled a 1/8” hole in my finger...

Twice!

So I probably have some reference data for a stabbing pain.

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Twice!

So I probably have some reference data for a stabbing pain.
Had multiple major cuts and 1 digit reattached and been stabbed in the chest before. I think the better term is a sharp pain. Proper injuries dont hurt straight up. The adrenaline your body pumps at the time sorts that. When that adreniline wears off, yeah, then it hurts. So if its major, it takes a few minutes to realy hurt. Sharp pains to me are like the times a few years back my chest would hurt bad and my heart would beat really fast then stop for 20 seconds, then go slow for a minute then get back up to speed. Never got that looked at, probably should have, but it hasnt happened in years.
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Old 18-09-2019, 03:19 PM   #993
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Why is there no “Bogan Stuff” thread on here? For tips, tricks and sharing (mis/)adventures.
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Old 18-09-2019, 05:19 PM   #995
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Isn't drilling holes in your fingers one of them.
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Superglueing lips and or fingers together..
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Old 18-09-2019, 06:23 PM   #997
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Who else has discovered that the nozzle off a squeezy sauce bottle, screws straight onto a 2 litre bottle of the stuff? That’s bogan life.
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Who else has discovered that the nozzle off a squeezy sauce bottle, screws straight onto a 2 litre bottle of the stuff? That’s bogan life.
Wait a second. You can dual purpose that. Swap the nozzel over, refill the more convenient small one without losing a drop, then cap the big unit and re nozzel the small one. Thats cheapskate as ****, but sounds like a good plan, ill probably stick to just buying regular size sauce bottles. My bogan tip is wrap wet paper towel around a warm beer and with the increased surface area, 15 minutes in the freezer is all it takes to cool that sweet sweet booze down to a cold beer.
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Why is it not acceptable to call a woman a 'chairman' but there are female 'project managers' in many industries?
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Why is it not acceptable to call a woman a 'chairman' but there are female 'project managers' in many industries?
personagers, sheilagers, battyagers sheagers....hmm none of those would ring my bell
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why is it said you "RAISE" a building to the ground when leveling it

think ill go raise a hole in the back yard now
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Could be because they spell it differently

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Why do americans have elevators that go down?
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I saw what you did there.
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Probably for the same reason us persons in australia stand on an escalator that lowers us to the floor below.
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Pizza stores, condiments, franchises all advertise ''Red Hot, Super Hot, Volcano, Mexicana etc, and it's barely spicy let alone hot - and I'm not a chili junkie, habanero is my max so far.
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Is that shop in Adelaide still going? He had some proper gear.

Also try the hot version of “zhug” - it’s a Middle Eastern chilli condiment.
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CB, "That's Bogan Life" sounds like a great name for the book.
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Why is it people say weather is coming? Weather is omnipresent! A regular culprit is Neil Crompton.
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Why is it that students are taking a day off school to protest about something they will have little to no impact over, when they should be protesting about their chances of affordable and available education (tertiary) that could directly affect their futures?
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Why is it they don't do it on a weekend?
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Why is it they don't do it on a weekend?
Because that's when they hang out at the mall to play iphones.
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Maybe climate change doesnt occur on weekends
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Pizza stores, condiments, franchises all advertise ''Red Hot, Super Hot, Volcano, Mexicana etc, and it's barely spicy let alone hot - and I'm not a chili junkie, habanero is my max so far.
Seen that Youtube clip where Shaq tries this single red hot corn chip?

Brings the big man to tears
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Seen that Youtube clip where Shaq tries this single red hot corn chip?

Brings the big man to tears
Lol, yeah.

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Why is it that you put your car in for a minor service and end up with 4 new tyres.

Then they have to rip out your security system because the car wouldn't start and had to push it back to the shop for another $250 odd.

Total bill $1600 + another $2500 I spent earlier this year for 100k service

The upside is so long as the clutch and gearbox holds up with ****ed 4th and 5th synchros I should be able to get 300k kms out of a stock WRX motor and gearbox.

Currently at 213k. I'm gonna keep flogging it. I'm determined to drive it into the ground
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Why is it that my local Ford dealership tried charging me $85 for a new XR6 and TURBO badge for the tailgate on my ute but Coffey Ford in Dandy only charged me $65?
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Because one dealership is ripping you off more than the other dealer is.
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Why is it that you put your car in for a minor service and end up with 4 new tyres.

**** I hate that! My car had only done 30,000km from new and the dealer claimed my tyres were gone when it was getting the 30,000km service. Get ****ed. Besides the outside edges of the front tyres being a bit worn all four tyres were legal as the thread depth indicator showed they were above minimum. The dealer would not do the balance, rotate and front end alignment I asked for because they wanted to sting me for new tyres.
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