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Old 05-05-2006, 12:41 AM   #91
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One I hate most is the Clitoris sticker (Every C*** has one) "Tonik".

Usually seen on every second geelong car with some blonde surfie bum driving with a surfboard sticking out the side and a roxy chick sucking on a VB in the passenger seat.

also those knocking Jetpilot. If you are a wakeboarder like myself, then you'll appreciate the brand. I'd like a jetpilot sticker on my car, for same reasons as the guy before. It makes people know theres a guy driving it lol.
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:44 AM   #92
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Couple real old ones;
"If this vans rockin, dont bother knockin"

"Tammy's got one, Malcolm is one".
(How many will remember that?)

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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
"Jesus may love you,...but everyone else thinks youre a w4nk3r".
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:45 AM   #93
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I have none on any of my cars, but I have seen an XY with one that didn't look too bad.

For more inches STROKE IT

I use that in my sig now :o)
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:55 AM   #94
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Mate of mine has "Japan Didn't Build This" on the back of his xy GT, it's a 427 stroker with an 8/71 blower and runs on pure meth. Should be reay in a month or 2 so i can't wait.
Show us some photos.
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:56 AM   #95
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Mate of mine has "Japan Didn't Build This" on the back of his xy GT, it's a 427 stroker with an 8/71 blower and runs on pure meth. Should be reay in a month or 2 so i can't wait.
Love that one. Might look good on the cortina.

And yeah those bloody playboy bunnies are useless. People rock em cause they have trouble getting roots i reckon.
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:17 AM   #96
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the closer you come the slower i go
horn not working watch for finger
ban low performing cars not high performance drivers
0 to B**** in 2.5 sec " to which one of mates was wondering how does she know it take her 2.5 sec to reach that mental stage "
im blonde whats your excuse
if you think this car is dirty, check out the driver
wish your daughter was this dirty
hsv i owe one " duh "
sponsored by centre link " some one i know has it too with the logo"
B**** on board
play boy bunnies " i serioulsy F****** hate em " mostly holdens with the driver seat so back makes me wonder if you can drive sitting in the back seat ! "
get in set down shut up and hold on
thats all i can think from the top of my head

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Old 05-05-2006, 08:36 AM   #97
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On a Winnebago - "Baby Boomers on Board"
And before you could buy custom stickers i used the biggest Niko pen i could buy and wrote across the boot of my '70 Galaxie "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT" (it had a 390 in it and was a multi-primer coloured,rough 5hit box looking car)
On a show car (Corvette) "You can run your fingers over my car,so long as i can run my car over your fingers"
On my Vauxhall hot rod (i used to have) "Rescued from a restorer"
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:33 AM   #98
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I haven't go any on my car yet, but will end up with a few, what going on is

A large 'Tickford wings' across the back window
A V8 supercar sticker
A FPV + FPR
A uni water ski club (SUWW)
2 'perfomance ford' stickers

And i'll try to get a g&d sticker and ford forums one on there as well

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Old 05-05-2006, 10:42 AM   #99
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My brother made the mistake of leaving his new XR6 turbo at my place so I quickly knocked up a sticker for his back window which said 'Its not how fast I go, it's how hard I blow!' He wasn't impressed... LOL
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:03 AM   #100
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My old B&S bus had a few.

CAT, the other white meat.
Up ya B*m, No babies!
No Fat Chicks
with the Fat scrubbed out (I blamed a mate and he said he would have scrubbed out the "NO",)
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And then there were the actual B&S stickers which I shouldn't get started on.

Friend had "This Vehicle is a Random Breast Testing Vehicle", and "Virgin Conversion - Mobile Unit"
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:12 AM   #101
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I haven't go any on my car yet, but will end up with a few, what going on is

A large 'Tickford wings' across the back window
A V8 supercar sticker
A FPV + FPR
A uni water ski club (SUWW)
2 'perfomance ford' stickers

And i'll try to get a g&d sticker and ford forums one on there as well

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You sure you don't want more : (joking) sorry
That sounds like a massive amount of stickers for any car.... :
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:19 AM   #102
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There is a lexen : *shudder* floating around that has a Massive Holden sticker on the top of the front windscreen...you'd of thought he would have spent the extra .50c and actually got a holden.........
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:21 AM   #103
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There is a lexen : *shudder* floating around that has a Massive Holden sticker on the top of the front windscreen...you'd of thought he would have spent the extra .50c and actually got a holden.........
Oh come on now.. thats harsh..

It would have cost them at least another $1... sheesh.. thought you would have known that much :
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:24 AM   #104
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well I was figuring that the sticker prob cost $2.50 and the car $2.00 so thats all he had left out of a fiver lmao
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:53 PM   #105
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There is a lexen : *shudder* floating around that has a Massive Holden sticker on the top of the front windscreen...you'd of thought he would have spent the extra .50c and actually got a holden.........
Funny because it's true...
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:08 PM   #106
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I like this one its been around for ages now, but i was going to get a 180sx for a first car a few years ago and stick this on it.


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Old 05-05-2006, 01:20 PM   #107
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:27 PM   #108
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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB

Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'??
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:35 PM   #109
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I've got one on the GT...

A picture of a Falcon (the bird) with it's claws digging in to a H*lden logo.
With the words.... Now roar ya bast*rd!

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Now the best we can hope for is to unfriend them on facebook then SMS their commanders with !!!1!!!!!!11!1!! and then finally plank a tank.......

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Old 05-05-2006, 01:36 PM   #110
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My dad has "I'm bald and you're not!" on his car. When he got it, it took a fair effort to get the "Jesus, He'll love the Hell out of you!" sticker off.

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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB

Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'??
A mate of mine from school had an XF ute with all the requisite stickers on there including the Conargo Pub and the 'Long Horns' which is the logo for R.M. Williams. As for the Conargo Pub, he said he had to go there to get the sticker as it was a must have item for any feral ute with a 5 poster. As for the actual pub, I've not been there myself so I can't explain the hype.
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:43 PM   #111
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in shepp those in playboy stickers are everywhere! i asked a bloke that had 9 on and in his car why he has them "coz they're fully sick"- enough said...
and there is a 98 statesman with a huge FPV logo on it....
on the XD there was the GET IN, SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND HANG ON" and FORGET THE DOG, THE OWNER BITES" they were peeled off in the guys driveway when i picked it up... they were THAT bad...
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:48 PM   #112
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It made me laugh then it made me mad...


FORD At least they circled the problem

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Smug young Holden Commodore punk.

I like the 'I wish i was a Ford' stickers on Hyundai Excels

'my ferrari wouldnt start' on a red camry.

I think they go on and on....
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:57 PM   #113
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Not funny !
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:03 PM   #114
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It made me laugh then it made me mad...


FORD At least they circled the problem

out:

Smug young Holden Commodore punk.
I dont get that one, ford is more of a oval than a circle but it works for holden :hihi:
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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB

Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'??
Picture of their girlfriend? :
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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB

Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'??
http://www.gdaypubs.com.au/conargo/c...tel/index.html
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:37 PM   #117
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I've got one on the GT...

A picture of a Falcon (the bird) with it's claws digging in to a H*lden logo.
With the words.... Now roar ya bast*rd!

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post a pic of it, that is actually a good one, and i drive a holden!
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If you are a Cat this would not be a nice sticker at all.

* Throw another cat on the barbie *
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post a pic of it, that is actually a good one, and i drive a holden!
I've had a few PM's already.... :evil3:

As soon as I get home I will sort out a pic and throw it on here! :

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Old 05-05-2006, 02:52 PM   #120
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I knew a guy that had RALLIART plasters accross the rear window on his Daihatsu Charade. It had chrome hubcaps and pink window wipers. Oh and fake plastic air scoops.
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