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Old 13-04-2020, 04:24 PM   #91
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Teach her to do that while walking on her back legs you could join the circus!
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Old 13-04-2020, 05:52 PM   #92
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Old 14-04-2020, 12:23 PM   #93
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Well I feel a new project coming on.


As you can see it is a bike.





Not just any bike, but a Venus bike. I guess you are thinkin' that it is a sheila's bike.


I can prove it is not.


Exhibit A







See that fat-arsed seat? No woman in their right mind would buy a bike with a seat that wide. That is confirmation that she has a fat ****.


Plus if chicks see me riding this bike that is strikingly similar to a girls bike, they will immediately think, after they have recovered from my stunningly good looks, that I am my own man and I ride whatever I want.


This bike is a chick magnet.


"Wanna ride?"


But the bike does have its limitations.





I told my wife I was going to do the bike up.


The handle bars need painting.







She feigned interest and then asked me, "Does ya helmet still fit ya blockhead?"


Well she's not getting any sex tonight then. That'll teach her.


That's enough for today, I see that I'll need some torx bolts to get the bolts undone.


I'll search for them tomorra.



I'll have plenty of energy because I won't be having any all night sex.


Time for more coffee and cake.
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Old 14-04-2020, 12:32 PM   #94
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I'd be Oiling the Chain, & repacking the Bearings before painting the Handlebars..!!

But that's just Me..
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Old 14-04-2020, 01:58 PM   #95
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Careful Cav, three turns of those pedals and you'll be a covid-19 patient.
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Old 14-04-2020, 02:08 PM   #96
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Totally not a girls bike.

You better post pics of yourself riding it. For our amusement
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Old 14-04-2020, 02:26 PM   #97
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I'll give ya $500 for that dog.
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Old 14-04-2020, 02:29 PM   #98
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Do you think paint will be enough to hold them together?? More so, the spokes!!

Make it a video on the maiden ride, it could be worth $$$
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Old 14-04-2020, 02:50 PM   #99
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At least you've got plenty of time to get it ready for next year's mardi gras. Needs a basket under the handle bars and sparkly tassels on the hand grips.

Get some training wheels for it, straps and reins so the fatgutted dog can tow you around.
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Old 14-04-2020, 04:17 PM   #100
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When you finish the bike here is a great club to join.

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Is there a large rider club he could join?
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Old 14-04-2020, 05:39 PM   #102
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I'll give ya $500 for that dog.
I’d check to see if it comes with legs first. I do like it coz it’s gut is closer to the ground than mine
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Old 14-04-2020, 06:41 PM   #103
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Is there a learner rider club he could join?
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Pretty sure there's a member who can give you a 'large rider' to ride.
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Old 15-04-2020, 11:31 PM   #105
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If youse Ford people haven't been to Yap-Hoon we have a lagoon down by the beach.



I drove down there this morning to get some takeaway, you know to keep the local Yap-Hoon economy ticking over.

They had a deal on coffee and cake muffins which were just out of the oven.



Hey, notice the 'plugs' in the drink hole so that the coffee doesn't spill all over the Territory's seats.

The lagoon was shut as part of social distancing but they still had two lifesavers on duty.





Those bloody muffins were so fresh they broke up when I was trying to put butter on them with a spatula.

I should have got the cakes instead.
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Old 15-04-2020, 11:35 PM   #106
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If youse Ford people haven't been to Yap-Hoon we have a lagoon down by the beach.

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I drove down there this morning to get some takeaway, you know to keep the local Yap-Hoon economy ticking over.

They had a deal on coffee and cake muffins which were just out of the oven.

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Hey, notice the 'plugs' in the drink hole so that the coffee doesn't spill all over the Territory's seats.

The lagoon was shut as part of social distancing but they still had two lifesavers on duty.

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Those bloody muffins were so fresh they broke up when I was trying to put butter on them with a spatula.

I should have got the cakes instead.
That's why they have the Social Distancing fines... the two lifeguards are there for the 1% of the population that disregards the law, and the fines offset their wages.
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Old 16-04-2020, 12:16 AM   #107
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Could have just used the centre cup holders in the Territory. No spilled coffees ever in there. No matter how crazy you drive.
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Pretty funny that they have such a nice beach, but they have to build a lagoon because you can't swim in it due to the stingers, sharks and whatever else lurks in there. Such a tease.
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If youse Ford people haven't been to Yap-Hoon we have a lagoon down by the beach.

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I drove down there this morning to get some takeaway, you know to keep the local Yap-Hoon economy ticking over.

They had a deal on coffee and cake muffins which were just out of the oven.

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Hey, notice the 'plugs' in the drink hole so that the coffee doesn't spill all over the Territory's seats.

The lagoon was shut as part of social distancing but they still had two lifesavers on duty.

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Those bloody muffins were so fresh they broke up when I was trying to put butter on them with a spatula.

I should have got the cakes instead.

When you cruise back down to get some cakes, perhaps you could start thinking about designing some sort of hail protector?
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When you cruise back down to get some cakes, perhaps you could start thinking about designing some sort of hail protector?
I was very brave.

I used an umbrella to protect my body as I picked up some hail for a pic.

I made the mistake of handing them to my wife who promptly put them down my back.

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Silly ol' Coot!
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I used an umbrella to protect my body as I picked up some hail for a pic.

I made the mistake of handing them to my wife who promptly put them down my back.

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I used an umbrella to protect my body as I picked up some hail for a pic.



I made the mistake of handing them to my wife who promptly put them down my back.



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Wow i'm pretty sure i saw that exact same pic on facebook today ?

Are we friends ?

Are we dating??

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Wow i'm pretty sure i saw that exact same pic on facebook today ?

Are we friends ?

Are we dating??

FB got in touch with me recently telling me that many good lookin' chicks have hacked into my account just for the pictures of me.
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FB got in touch with me recently telling me that many good lookin' chicks have hacked into my account just for the pictures of me.
I wonder IF you can call them Dead Set Tossa's ? as well
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Did youse dumb ugly blokes on here know that I is a published author?

The dough is rolling in, I kid you not - this is the latest from Amazon



To give you an idea of the scale of the cash avalanche, my last royalty payment was in February, a staggering $4.50

This is my book

https://www.amazon.com.au/FEAR-FRIVO.../dp/B07PF67B69



Is it any wonder the chicks keep hitting on me.
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