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05-05-2006, 12:41 AM | #91 | ||
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One I hate most is the Clitoris sticker (Every C*** has one) "Tonik".
Usually seen on every second geelong car with some blonde surfie bum driving with a surfboard sticking out the side and a roxy chick sucking on a VB in the passenger seat. also those knocking Jetpilot. If you are a wakeboarder like myself, then you'll appreciate the brand. I'd like a jetpilot sticker on my car, for same reasons as the guy before. It makes people know theres a guy driving it lol. |
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05-05-2006, 12:44 AM | #92 | |||
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Couple real old ones;
"If this vans rockin, dont bother knockin" "Tammy's got one, Malcolm is one". (How many will remember that?) Quote:
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05-05-2006, 12:45 AM | #93 | ||
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I have none on any of my cars, but I have seen an XY with one that didn't look too bad.
For more inches STROKE IT I use that in my sig now :o)
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05-05-2006, 12:55 AM | #94 | |||
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05-05-2006, 12:56 AM | #95 | |||
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And yeah those bloody playboy bunnies are useless. People rock em cause they have trouble getting roots i reckon.
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05-05-2006, 01:17 AM | #96 | ||
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the closer you come the slower i go
horn not working watch for finger ban low performing cars not high performance drivers 0 to B**** in 2.5 sec " to which one of mates was wondering how does she know it take her 2.5 sec to reach that mental stage " im blonde whats your excuse if you think this car is dirty, check out the driver wish your daughter was this dirty hsv i owe one " duh " sponsored by centre link " some one i know has it too with the logo" B**** on board play boy bunnies " i serioulsy F****** hate em " mostly holdens with the driver seat so back makes me wonder if you can drive sitting in the back seat ! " get in set down shut up and hold on thats all i can think from the top of my head cheers
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05-05-2006, 08:36 AM | #97 | ||
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On a Winnebago - "Baby Boomers on Board"
And before you could buy custom stickers i used the biggest Niko pen i could buy and wrote across the boot of my '70 Galaxie "NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT" (it had a 390 in it and was a multi-primer coloured,rough 5hit box looking car) On a show car (Corvette) "You can run your fingers over my car,so long as i can run my car over your fingers" On my Vauxhall hot rod (i used to have) "Rescued from a restorer" |
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05-05-2006, 09:33 AM | #98 | ||
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I haven't go any on my car yet, but will end up with a few, what going on is
A large 'Tickford wings' across the back window A V8 supercar sticker A FPV + FPR A uni water ski club (SUWW) 2 'perfomance ford' stickers And i'll try to get a g&d sticker and ford forums one on there as well Cheers |
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05-05-2006, 10:42 AM | #99 | ||
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My brother made the mistake of leaving his new XR6 turbo at my place so I quickly knocked up a sticker for his back window which said 'Its not how fast I go, it's how hard I blow!' He wasn't impressed... LOL
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05-05-2006, 11:03 AM | #100 | ||
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My old B&S bus had a few.
CAT, the other white meat. Up ya B*m, No babies! No Fat Chicks with the Fat scrubbed out (I blamed a mate and he said he would have scrubbed out the "NO",) Never late in a 308 And then there were the actual B&S stickers which I shouldn't get started on. Friend had "This Vehicle is a Random Breast Testing Vehicle", and "Virgin Conversion - Mobile Unit"
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05-05-2006, 11:12 AM | #101 | ||||
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That sounds like a massive amount of stickers for any car.... :
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05-05-2006, 11:19 AM | #102 | ||
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There is a lexen : *shudder* floating around that has a Massive Holden sticker on the top of the front windscreen...you'd of thought he would have spent the extra .50c and actually got a holden.........
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05-05-2006, 11:21 AM | #103 | ||||
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It would have cost them at least another $1... sheesh.. thought you would have known that much :
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05-05-2006, 11:24 AM | #104 | ||
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well I was figuring that the sticker prob cost $2.50 and the car $2.00 so thats all he had left out of a fiver lmao
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05-05-2006, 12:53 PM | #105 | |||
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05-05-2006, 01:08 PM | #106 | ||
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I like this one its been around for ages now, but i was going to get a 180sx for a first car a few years ago and stick this on it.
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05-05-2006, 01:20 PM | #107 | ||
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I once saw a coupe with |MOBILE BREAST TESTER| on it.
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05-05-2006, 01:27 PM | #108 | ||
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Any ute drivers here able to explain the popularity of CONARGO PUB
Think I've got the spelling right. Also, the steers head & horns spanning the entire rear window - is that just for looks or actually advertising somethin'?? |
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05-05-2006, 01:35 PM | #109 | ||||
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I've got one on the GT...
A picture of a Falcon (the bird) with it's claws digging in to a H*lden logo. With the words.... Now roar ya bast*rd! D:
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05-05-2006, 01:36 PM | #110 | |||
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My dad has "I'm bald and you're not!" on his car. When he got it, it took a fair effort to get the "Jesus, He'll love the Hell out of you!" sticker off.
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05-05-2006, 01:43 PM | #111 | ||
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in shepp those in playboy stickers are everywhere! i asked a bloke that had 9 on and in his car why he has them "coz they're fully sick"- enough said...
and there is a 98 statesman with a huge FPV logo on it.... on the XD there was the GET IN, SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND HANG ON" and FORGET THE DOG, THE OWNER BITES" they were peeled off in the guys driveway when i picked it up... they were THAT bad...
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05-05-2006, 01:48 PM | #112 | ||
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It made me laugh then it made me mad...
FORD At least they circled the problem out: Smug young Holden Commodore punk. I like the 'I wish i was a Ford' stickers on Hyundai Excels 'my ferrari wouldnt start' on a red camry. I think they go on and on.... |
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05-05-2006, 01:57 PM | #113 | ||
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* Grow Your Own Dope, Plant a Man *
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05-05-2006, 02:03 PM | #114 | |||
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05-05-2006, 02:07 PM | #115 | |||
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05-05-2006, 02:37 PM | #117 | |||
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05-05-2006, 02:38 PM | #118 | ||
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If you are a Cat this would not be a nice sticker at all.
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05-05-2006, 02:49 PM | #119 | |||||
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As soon as I get home I will sort out a pic and throw it on here! : D:
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05-05-2006, 02:52 PM | #120 | ||
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I knew a guy that had RALLIART plasters accross the rear window on his Daihatsu Charade. It had chrome hubcaps and pink window wipers. Oh and fake plastic air scoops.
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