Adelaide....

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

....show me on the doll where he touched you.

fuggin pi55a

[Geez Louise]

I need a pool boy. Does it matter I don't have a pool??

[blueoval]

a bath tub can be considered as a pool for some, if your 2 foot tall. :P

[DoreSlamR]

Loving this thread! I'm heading over to Adelaide tomorrow and i think will passing through the northern suburbs on my way back to WA. I might have to be on the look out for these pools of cash i keep hearing about...could do with some extra fuel money ;)

[tempest]

^^^^^ dont youll get raped/stabbed/assaulted/carjacked (or any combination).... they do that to their own let alone any 'foreigners' that may pass through

[sgt_doofey]

Originally Posted by DoreSlamR

Loving this thread! I'm heading over to Adelaide tomorrow and i think will passing through the northern suburbs on my way back to WA. I might have to be on the look out for these pools of cash i keep hearing about...could do with some extra fuel money ;)

Nah, You'll probably miss them. I'm assuming that you'll be heading out via Port Wakefield Road, in which case, "Folks, if you look over to your right, you can see the scum of Adelaide. And over on your left..."
If you head out via Main North Road (why, I wouldn't know) then you'll head straight through the heart of them. If you do head out that way, be sure to stop in at the Barossa for a few cases of wine for the drive home.

[slo351]

hahaha elizabeth.. where 13y.o's now get food stamps because they cant budget the 5000 baby bonus on grog n smokes!
and home to some of australia's finest's commodores!!

[blueoval]

that wing looks as retarded as the queue at the elizabeth dole office. :P

[slo351]

Elizabeth......
home of the meth clininc, now a standard feature in a shopping centre!

[Jesk]

This is priceless, I know the south and the north can be a little rough, (but I come from the country where we like it rough!! : ) but in my experience in night shifts in servos the north has a lot more go down and the south just likes making you feel like its about to go down. Down croydon and arndale shopping centre stuff get pretty interesting (Hanson rd is on my way to work)

Originally Posted by slo351

this looks alot rougher in real life ramming the vt stuff into a vn

[Clint Eastwood]

Originally Posted by SPK-250

And anyways, the eastern suburbs are full of soccer mums in 4x4's that have their noses pointed so high its a wonder they dont suffer from constant nose bleeds. :

I would rather live next to someone with a 4X4 then a trust house full of dole bludgers with 10 kids :

[slo351]

Originally Posted by Jesk

(Hanson rd is on my way to work)

hahaha that explains why it takes you 3hrs to get to work!!!

[Jesk]

Originally Posted by slo351

hahaha that explains why it takes you 3hrs to get to work!!!

: : : : :

[BA GT-HO]

Originally Posted by Jesk

Down croydon and arndale shopping centre

I work right near there and the things I have seen driving around on night shift make me scratch my head.. Pimps yelling at hookers, kids riding around with street signs at 4am, high speed chases etc etc. I have been pulled over twice on Hanson Road after midnight for no reason, police were just checking up why a bloke wearing overalls was driving an XR6T at 3am. "Just going to the BP on South Road for Subway officer.."

That area is getting a lot better though, lots of new houses going up where the old housing trust places used to be, esp around the Brompton area.

[teabags2]

I worked for a company that had the contract to repair telephone box faults.
Boy was that an eye opener!!!
Every school holidays the work load would go 6 fold in both the south and north.
In Honeypot Road (south) they has servicemen out there every day. Starting with broken bits and pieces and ending up with tying it to a 4WD and pulling the box over (pulls the whole concrete slab out of the ground) then flattening the box completely.
I think it was a game and the southerners won!!
Would be cheaper overal to give everyone in Ozz a mobile phone.

Bob

[SPK-250]

Originally Posted by edda bah

I would rather live next to someone with a 4X4 then a trust house full of dole bludgers with 10 kids :

Next door only has 7 kids. I'm not sure if they all belong to the one family though.

And i think the mum works for a living :

[blueoval]

bob, my house is 100m south of the honeypot road turn off from south road. I get kids on pee wee 50'c cruising thru the pedestrian cut thru off rapid court at 3am all the time. Wakes me up no end.

[tetgreg888]

Originally Posted by ELtim

Sake. I make an attempt at making this crap end. But you continue.

Who ****ed in your chocolate milk this morning?

Can tell that your young, still drinking CHOCOLATE MILK, when you get older your Dad might let you have a sip of his FARMERS UNION ICED COFFEE,

YIPEEEE!

[GreenMachine]

Originally Posted by blueoval

bob, my house is 100m south of the honeypot road turn off from south road. I get kids on pee wee 50'c cruising thru the pedestrian cut thru off rapid court at 3am all the time. Wakes me up no end.

Yeah, this is where the rough suburb thing doesn't stack up... I get the same sort of thing in my $500,000+, 5 mins from CBD area, kids on scooters riding around, drunks throwing VB bottles in the street, idiots doing burnouts... I have a mate in Kingston (Generally known as a bad neighbourhood in the Deep South of Bris) who lives in a quiet street, good neighbours. I'd leave my car unlocked there before I'd do it at home...

[futura888]

Your wife just had botox and needs you to give her a lift home.

Better hire out that crane.

[/QUOTE]

what she gains in breast size,elizabeethian girls lack in teeth..to victorians they're just like collingwood supporters .

[blueoval]

anyone live in snowtown?

[Sourbastard]

Originally Posted by GreenMachine

Yeah, this is where the rough suburb thing doesn't stack up... I get the same sort of thing in my $500,000+, 5 mins from CBD area, kids on scooters riding around, drunks throwing VB bottles in the street, idiots doing burnouts..

To be fair, 99% of all that bogan riot is just you.

[Perana]

Originally Posted by blueoval

anyone live in snowtown?

No one can "live" in Snowtown....

[GreenMachine]

Originally Posted by sourbastard

To be fair, 99% of all that bogan riot is just you.

Note to self: DO NOT egg own house while drunk...

[falzoony]

I'v lived in salisbury my whole life, it's alway been nice and quiet...probably because everyone is on home detention

[Clint Eastwood]

Originally Posted by falzoony

I'v lived in salisbury my whole life, it's alway been nice and quiet...probably because everyone is on home detention

Or playing pokies at the local.

[Geez Louise]

I vote this the funniest thread of the year! and we are only in March!!

Sourbastard...You are one funny man!!

[fairmont1998]

Originally Posted by slo351

That's awesome.... could he get a bigger sticker on that back window?

[Geez Louise]

I just noticed the sticker! Was hard to get past the ballet bar. Thanks for pointing it out fairmont1998.

[Barry_v]

now I know what my davoren park ghetto crib is lacking, a car body! I think my neighbours are going to have a meeting and vote us out of the suburb if we dont pick up our game soon and put a couch on the front porch.