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Old 29-11-2009, 01:02 PM   #91
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It is like the ugly chick at the night club, the more you drink and the further you run the better she looks.
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Old 29-11-2009, 01:05 PM   #92
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It is like the ugly chick at the night club, the more you drink and the further you run the better she looks.
Id say you'd be in the hospital getting your stomach pumped before that thing started looking good.
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Old 29-11-2009, 03:05 PM   #93
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NNNAAAHHHH MMMMAAAANNNNN TTTHHHAAATTTTSSSS FFFUUUULLLYYYY SSSIIICCC
0-100 klm IN (oh cr*p) cant do 100 klm
STANDING QUARTER (UM dunno they wont let me near a track)
HORSPOWER ???? (DUNNO THAT EITHER ,no dyno will have me)
IM JUST A LONELY LITTLE TAURUS PUMPED ON STEROIDS ,WHY WILL NO ONE LOVE ME ???????
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Old 29-11-2009, 03:10 PM   #94
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It is like the ugly chick at the night club, the more you drink and the further you run the better she looks.
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Old 29-11-2009, 07:15 PM   #95
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And people think the AU is ugly. I didnt think a taurus could get any uglier, obviously i was wrong
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Old 29-11-2009, 07:59 PM   #96
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But the Deloren does look good :
You're not alone on the DeLorean being a looker, even though there's a plethora of cars I'd rank above it.

This taurus on the other hand, is the epitome of ugliness. Ugly, as a word was reinvented when this monstrosity was created.
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Old 29-11-2009, 08:12 PM   #97
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That Taurus looks like something that would race in DTM in Europe.
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Old 29-11-2009, 08:22 PM   #98
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NNNAAAHHHH MMMMAAAANNNNN TTTHHHAAATTTTSSSS FFFUUUULLLYYYY SSSIIICCC
0-100 klm IN (oh cr*p) cant do 100 klm
STANDING QUARTER (UM dunno they wont let me near a track)
HORSPOWER ???? (DUNNO THAT EITHER ,no dyno will have me)
IM JUST A LONELY LITTLE TAURUS PUMPED ON STEROIDS ,WHY WILL NO ONE LOVE ME ???????
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Old 29-11-2009, 10:23 PM   #99
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I bet he gets all the chicks in that.
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Old 29-11-2009, 10:54 PM   #100
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My face wore a similar expression when I saw "two girls one cup" to when I saw this car. I am all for individualistic expression but heck, what is that all about?
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Old 29-11-2009, 11:03 PM   #101
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I swear I've seen this thing around before. That's right I went to the toilet about 10 minutes ago.
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Old 29-11-2009, 11:14 PM   #102
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yeah it looks like it already came back from the future lol..
If this is what we have to look forward to in the future I think I'll just top myself right now
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Old 29-11-2009, 11:19 PM   #103
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So no-one has owned up to it yet???

funny, don't know why.
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Old 30-11-2009, 07:00 PM   #104
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erm I choose an AU over that thing, that car just looks effed up real bad, if I was to get such a thing done to a car I swear I would refuse to pay for it when they finished it if it looked like that
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Old 30-11-2009, 10:26 PM   #105
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erm I choose an AU over that thing
Forget an AU, I'd rather have a VN Berlina, or even a Festiva Mk1.
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Old 30-11-2009, 10:32 PM   #106
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Forget an AU, I'd rather have a VN Berlina, or even a Festiva Mk1.
What about a Ka?
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Old 30-11-2009, 10:39 PM   #107
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Old 30-11-2009, 10:40 PM   #108
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Old 30-11-2009, 11:03 PM   #109
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That looks better then the Taurus at least.
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Old 01-12-2009, 05:36 PM   #110
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hey I seen the "COTY" type threads, I think this car is the wooden spooner honestly, who owns that thing you need to update your eye glass prescription
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:30 PM   #111
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:56 PM   #112
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Driving to a job this morning and what do I see...



I was going to take another photo of it (but I was turning left...) but when I saw the whole rear, it was so ugly it took my breath away and I lost all sense of perception and reality.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:23 PM   #113
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:28 PM   #114
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Does anyone know why he's built it and what his plans are?
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:28 PM   #115
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oh man, you should've snapped the driver too!

that thing takes up 2 lanes lol
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:33 PM   #116
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maybe you should have followed (or stalked) the FULLY HECTIK TAURUS and blamed your lateness on traffic....

Though, you may not have been able to work due to abdominal strain from laughter and possible vomiting.....

You know they could make that Taurus look good.... *(anyone got a molitov cocktail?)*
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:21 PM   #117
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I wonder if he is mates with the guy I've seen in Melbourne with a blue Taurus with Merc badges!
Haha, you beat me to it. I used to see that thing everyday. Some people are just : !
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We've still got to see a pic of the front end of that thing. Can't look much worse than the rear!
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Ok boys, let's keep away from the AU's here! lol, they ain't hurting no one ok! ;)
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somebody needs to direct that guy to a computer and to this thread
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