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Why is it the winners of the Miss Universe contest all come from the planet Earth?
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some just love DIY airconditioning
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Why is it only males and females are getting COVID 19? What about the other 62 genders?
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If someone identifies as wolfkin, I guess it doesn't jump species
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Didn't the Vampires start all these problems.
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heritagestonemason.com/Fordlouisvillerestoration In order that the labour of centuries past may not be in vain during the centuries to come...... D. Diderot 1752
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nah RoKWiz it was bats
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Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
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Shenanigans..............
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Now the pigs are getting into the act bacon will be like toilet paper.
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Why is it that we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
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Probably the same reason why sour cream has an expiry date and the fact they insist on using new, sterile syringes to administer a lethal injection
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…The NRMA road service gives out “Gold Life Membership” which it will cancel if you don’t pay every year?
I’d like to see a legal challenge based on the imputation of this product’s name. |
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Why is it Noah only accepted two genders on his Ark? How did the other 62 genders survive the Biblical flood?
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they were all animals. Animal dont have mental problems with sex definition
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Why is it the residents of the 50 states,of which most are located between Canada and Mexico, call themselves American? As the continents of America extend from Canada to Chile does that not mean that people from all of the nations on these two continents are also Americans?
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I suppose this a why is it, but anyhow. 17 or so years ago i did some recording on an old as drumkit that was shagged and bought for $50. I put skins and bits from stuff bin worthy off my drum kit. So that did the job. Ive been offered the $50 drumkit multiple times. Its a no for me as its a raging piece of crap. It sold for $6,500. That makes no sense unless people are flat out stupid .
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That a water main outside your house never breaks when you’re on holiday, only when you’re home and either about to shower or cook?
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Nothing mate. it is called thinking outside the square.
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Been watching a few Youtube clips of great remote control planes.
But why is it when one crashes everyone runs over to it like lives are on the line, there's no one inside.
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Why is it...... people insist on doing 20 kph UNDER the speed limit, then, on the overtaking lane want to exceed speed limit enough to prevent being passed by several cars stuck behind them, the drop back to 20 under again when passing lane finishes? Does my head in.
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Why is it when I am the back of a queue in the right turn lane waiting for the green arrow that I am ready to go as soon as it changes to green whereas everybody in front of me is still on the brakes? Arrow goes green then car number one goes, then car number two goes, then car number three goes etc. Why can't we all go at the same time and just modulate our speed according to the gap in front of our car? It is not difficult people! Watch the start of any motor race and you'll see what I mean.
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