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Old 04-08-2007, 07:10 PM   #1231
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Old 05-08-2007, 07:15 AM   #1232
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:38 PM   #1233
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Old 05-08-2007, 08:57 PM   #1234
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:01 PM   #1235
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:37 PM   #1236
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Bah, sounds like one of the leads fell off.

This is what a V8 should sound like. Listen to this when he opens the taps up.

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Old 06-08-2007, 04:45 PM   #1237
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Spider pig
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Does Whatever a Spider Pig Does
Can he Swing
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Hes a pig
Loook Ouuutttt
Hes a spider pig

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Old 06-08-2007, 08:51 PM   #1238
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Spider pig
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No he Cant
Hes a pig
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Hes a spider pig

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Old 09-08-2007, 12:53 PM   #1239
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Hi guys,

just like to warn everyone about all the cheap kits and bonnets available on ebay.
If anyone would like information about these seller, or their products just send me a pm
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Old 10-08-2007, 03:09 PM   #1240
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50 foot stack ! this is awesome ! great 720 jump followed by gut wrenching stack and he walks away ! this kid is tough.

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Old 10-08-2007, 03:22 PM   #1241
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50 foot stack ! this is awesome ! great 720 jump followed by gut wrenching stack and he walks away ! this kid is tough.

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this was on the evening news a few nights ago. i think he punctured a lung amongst other injuries, they didn't show him walking away though... amazing.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:43 PM   #1242
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Ever wondered how to look totally cool without a hair out of place after arriving somewhere upside down?
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:18 PM   #1243
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50 foot stack ! this is awesome ! great 720 jump followed by gut wrenching stack and he walks away ! this kid is tough.

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FAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:35 PM   #1244
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:54 AM   #1245
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LMAO............right at the end. I think I've worn my monitor out watching it!

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Old 12-08-2007, 02:09 PM   #1246
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help .i need a new radiator for my 67 xr fairmont v8 and live in sydney.where can i get one and which is the best ,thanks for any help.
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Old 12-08-2007, 08:57 PM   #1247
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Cool GT500 breaking into the 9's

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Evolution Performance & SCT throw a GT500 into the 9's - 9.96@141MPH pass

5 Media files here - 1 promo, 2 dyno runs, 2 track runs

578rwhp. Boost upped, SCT Tune and NOS

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Old 12-08-2007, 09:01 PM   #1248
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Sorry if a repost or anything like that. First time I'd seen it.
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Old 12-08-2007, 09:27 PM   #1249
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I thought it was going to be a pic of a pretty drag queen, if theres such a thing.
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:27 PM   #1250
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$1000+ for a xw/xy power steering box ????? :

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Old 12-08-2007, 10:40 PM   #1251
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I thought it was going to be a pic of a pretty drag queen, if theres such a thing.
haha yea same, well not the same, but something similar.
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:48 PM   #1252
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hahaha ... it's gay, point at the fag and laugh! ...

nahhh doesn't look to bad IMO ... and if i saw that normally, i wouldn't realise that was an XR8 Buldge
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Old 12-08-2007, 10:56 PM   #1253
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That's just dumb ;) I recently bought a reco'd XY one for $160!! I guess those part numbers must be worth some $$$ to some people.
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:12 PM   #1254
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take a look at this crap

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Old 12-08-2007, 11:14 PM   #1255
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OH......................MY....................GOD!

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Old 12-08-2007, 11:22 PM   #1256
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

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Old 12-08-2007, 11:23 PM   #1257
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:31 PM   #1258
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I watched that charger 5 times..... That is the epitamy of muscle cars to me..... I have a 69 tattooed on my arm.
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:37 PM   #1259
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