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Old 05-05-2006, 03:10 PM   #121
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I've had a few PM's already.... :evil3:

As soon as I get home I will sort out a pic and throw it on here! :

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lol...I want to see it too! If only I owned a car that could back it up!

Some funny stickers...but dont get me started on those ute bogans.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:29 PM   #122
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:49 PM   #123
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The ultimate wannabee
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:36 PM   #124
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:11 PM   #125
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:32 PM   #126
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^^^I love it^^^ thats awsome!!

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Old 05-05-2006, 07:39 PM   #127
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Haha thats awesome man!
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:51 PM   #128
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This one get plenty of comments, both good and bad.


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Old 05-05-2006, 07:56 PM   #129
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Nothing beats the good old DILLIGAF across the back window, but hate seeing "Something Racing" on any car, even worse on a stock car.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:10 PM   #130
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my mates mums car has 2 stickers on it.
my other car is a broom and
crack a big woody

can you get 2 more unalike
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:22 PM   #131
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Remember the sticker, , "TELL HIM IF ITS NOT ON, ITS NOT ON"

It was trying to educate the masses to wear condoms...

I saw a guy in a datsun 1600 who modified the sticker , and it said

"TELL HIM IF ITS NOT ON, ITS ALL OVER THE SHEETS"
Reminds me of someone I know, who got all the different TAC stickers from years ago:
"Don't fool yourself, speed kills!"
"If you drink, then drive, you're a bloody idiot!"
"Seatbelts save lives, so belt up!"

He cut them up, and now on the back of his car it reads:
"Don't fool yourself, you're a bloody idiot, so belt up!"
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:23 PM   #132
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hahaha gold, ill give ya that :hihi:
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:29 PM   #133
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Saw one on a car with a hot looking chick that said YES but not with you...
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:51 PM   #134
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I have none on any of my cars, but I have seen an XY with one that didn't look too bad.

For more inches STROKE IT

I use that in my sig now :o)
"Stroked is nice but Blown is better", might put that on mine.
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Old 06-05-2006, 01:01 AM   #135
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On my 318 Centura I had a sticker that said:
'F.A.R.T - Federation Against Rotaries & Turbos'

But my all time favourite was a mate of mine from about 15yrs ago, who at the time had a canary yellow Monaro.

He had canary yellow italics on his back window that said:
"Get some pork on your fork"

The numberplate on the car: 4UPIGS
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:43 AM   #136
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the ONDADOLE sticker ss on a BMW and its a ACT car ,the conargo pub is a pub in country nsw about 3 hrs north of vic it has a massive ****up on new years there everyyear i think
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:06 AM   #137
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my favorite sticker is
AUTHORISED GM DESTROYER
I have this one strategicly placed across the bull bar on my Dodge
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:26 AM   #138
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I used to have a green version of this sticker on the back window of my first car. There were common in the late 1980s.

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Old 06-05-2006, 10:12 AM   #139
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funniest sticker ive seen was a nismo sticker on the back window of a VL turbo!
Considering the VL turbo runs a Nissan RB30ET motor in it and NISMO is short for NISsan MOtorsport, that's fairly appropriate.

Seen a totally stock Toyota Corolla (mid '80's maybe) with a "FULLY SICK SUBWOOFER" across the back window. It's in the same font as your standard Word document, in white!!!.......Why would you even bother???
The best one I've ever seen covered the entire back window and read,
BIG STICKER

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Old 06-05-2006, 10:25 AM   #140
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there where Brothers here in town and they had Bikes and cars
on the Bikes.. Live Long Ride Hard Root Well
on the Cars .. Live Long Drive Hard Root Well

They had these stickers for years and years and the cops never said anything or at least if they did they did not have to remove them.
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:01 AM   #141
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SYLF (White Sticker,Black Writing only)
If you are in the know, you will know what this means.
Think bikes, gangs, shootings, kickboxing tournaments

An 11 is 10 that swallows was another I saw.

Overtaking will result in a race (definately Cop Bait).

NRNR (NoRootNoRide) which looked similar to the ANDRA Stickers

Crane Cams used to be a big hit in the 90's.

And the best modified stciker has to be.
The HSV Sticker on the back of a Falcon that read "HSV I just Ate One"

And the good ol VW sticker "Funckengroovin"
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:41 AM   #142
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we cant forget the old crane cams rip-off.

****ER CAMS
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:45 AM   #143
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And the "FAR-Q Racing" ones....
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:55 AM   #144
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how bout

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Old 06-05-2006, 12:15 PM   #145
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I've seen over the top of the windscreen of a Mitsubishi Mirage...

wait for it...

MONSTERBISHI
hahahaha. I saw an old Mitsubishi van once With MITSUBISHI T across the back:P
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Old 06-05-2006, 12:27 PM   #146
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yep such as autobahn! i have peeled that one off already.
Did they fit your underbody neons?
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Old 06-05-2006, 12:28 PM   #147
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I like this one its been around for ages now, but i was going to get a 180sx for a first car a few years ago and stick this on it.


oh yeh im defently getting one of them when i get the turbo on
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Old 06-05-2006, 01:31 PM   #148
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Got a Nandos sticker on my run around "No Fat Chicks" with a pic of the nandos chicken!
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Old 06-05-2006, 02:00 PM   #149
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Worst sticker I ever saw was on an 88 or so 323. The guy had a number plate 2HORNY and in massive white stickers on the rear window(hatch) was " I AM ARE YOU?"

Really lame.
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Old 06-05-2006, 03:29 PM   #150
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Did they fit your underbody neons?
no...serviced my car
why is that where you got yours from?
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