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[XByoot]

Originally Posted by Bongo Boy

What's the difference between loo paper and sandpaper?

Sandpaper has a smooth side - Boom tish...

Yeah but the rough side has better... err, adhesion qualities

There could be a good sideline opportunity here for an enterprising fella with a pressure washer

[.:4:.]

Originally Posted by XByoot

Yeah but the rough side has better... err, adhesion qualities

There could be a good sideline opportunity here for an enterprising fella with a pressure washer

Somebody dragging a pressure washer down the street yelling bring out your dead? Or will the government break out another return and earn dealy?

[XByoot]

Originally Posted by .:4:.

Somebody dragging a pressure washer down the street yelling bring out your dead? Or will the government break out another return and earn dealy?

Win win really...blast a “crack and sack” clean when they are alive and crapping and then spray out the mess if it doesn’t work out too well.

Probably get better return on bottles and cans but could be worth collecting a few I guess

[CyberWasp]

It is great to see the F**k You attitude is alive and well in Australia.
People taking more than they need. Stuff everybody else as long as I am OK attitude.
Parasites of society.
If there was to be a shortage, the people who helped with the bushfires ect should get 1st allocations. People who actually contributed to the country in times of need.

[.:4:.]

Originally Posted by XByoot

Win win really...blast a “crack and sack” clean when they are alive and crapping and then spray out the mess if it doesn’t work out too well.

Probably get better return on bottles and cans but could be worth collecting a few I guess

I was thinking more the bloke dragging the pressure washer would blast the 80 grit so it could terrorise for another few days. The return and earn would be complicated. It would have to go off the amount of poo tickets and also plys. Surely 3 ply would be worth more then 2 ply, but deffinately not 10c per metre. Ive always questioned the ethics behind recycled toilet paper. Surely its riddled with tuburculosis and chlamydia. Yes im not being serious

[hayseed]

Originally Posted by Bongo Boy

What's the difference between loo paper and sandpaper?

Sandpaper has a smooth side - Boom tish...

[hayseed]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

They've all gone down so far, ]

They may well Flush, But they won't degrade in a Septic System..

[FoxtrotGolfXray 5.0]

Heard on the news (ABC, so should be somewhat reputable) that India has now either restricted or stopped exportation of generic pharmaceuticals as a result of the sudden increase of COVID-19 cases overnight.

They also stated that India is the worlds largest source of generic pharmaceuticals, including paracetamol.

My prediction, Panadol will be the next item to be the target of panic buying.

[Yellow_Festiva]

Getting very close to 100,000 cases now.

Italy closed all education facilities for 10 days.

Nursing home workers refuse to return after a resident dies if corona.

This is really not looking good.



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[Fed]

This is really not looking good.

I just read on the news that it has mutated into a more aggressive form so now there's two strains of it on the loose.

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by Yellow_Festiva

Getting very close to 100,000 cases now.

Italy closed all education facilities for 10 days.

Nursing home workers refuse to return after a resident dies if corona.

This is really not looking good.



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It's in Macquarie Park now ... just down the road from work.
I think I should self-isolate and work from home for the next 2-3 months.

[Citroënbender]

Don’t forget to wrap yourself in toilet paper as per infection control protocol.

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by Citroënbender

Don’t forget to wrap yourself in toilet paper as per infection control protocol.

Are you serious - step out like that and you will be attacked by a hoard of pandemic prepping plebeians....

[Franco Cozzo]

Sounds like a good excuse for Corona virus party

[Charliewool]

I have a feeling that possibly only ONE round of F1 this year... Melbourne!

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

Sounds like a good excuse for Corona virus party

well ... if you wrap yourself in toilet paper.
It'd be a Corona Toga party

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by Charliewool

I have a feeling that possibly only ONE round of F1 this year... Melbourne!

That's if it is not called off in the meantime.

[Charliewool]

ScoMo just announced further travel restrictions from affected countries... China, Iran already banned... Korea added.
Italy will now face “intense screening” (if it was AFTER Melb F1, I bet Italy would be on exclusion list too?)

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by Charliewool

ScoMo just announced further travel restrictions from affected countries... China, Iran already banned... Korea added.
Italy will now face “intense screening” (if it was AFTER Melb F1, I bet Italy would be on exclusion list too?)

Plus it's see all our hospitality industry run out of employees, they're a visa factory for the next generation of wog migrants

[mick taylor]

Originally Posted by BENT_8

I just witnessed one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a supermarket.
Went down to our local Woolies to grab a few things for the Wife and decided to venture down to the toilet paper section to see what all the fuss is about. Now, from listening to all reports, I was expecting to find one of two things, either the shelves empty or a frenzy that could only be rivalled by the old boxing day sales, well, I couldn't be any further from the truth, what I found could best be described as what you'd see around a drug peddler on the street with people slowly shuffling around looking over their shoulders and whispering to one another about how much to grab and how to get it out.
I was like WTF, its toilet paper and if you're that worried that people think you're a freak for stockpiling it, chances are, you are.

So im standing in the checkout isle and two little Asian ladies are in front of me, they look spent and have their trolleys piled up with their 4 packets of toilet paper rations and the rest of Handy Ultra bloody kitchen towel and I got to thinking, they've probably been to every supermarket within a 50 mile radius and have now resigned themselves to substituting kitchen towel for toilet paper and it made me think, don't worry about Panadol, prescription medication or antivirals, what you're gonna need is liberal amounts of Aloe vera for your red raw **** cheeks.

So I turn to my Son and say in front of half a dozen people, if and when I contract Corona Virus and it becomes so bad that im ****ting through the eye of a needle and therefore would require a stockpile of toilet paper im just going to stand up from the toilet bowl, **** cheeks covered in waste product and run myself a shower.

I remember the Paper in the school dunny's in the 1960's 70's good stuff and last well. it was not soft but shinny and thin sheets.

I seen that the Asians use a stick or a twig out in the country and in the city you get given only one sheet in fact. but if you are real flash place you get a water bum washer, one of my brothers mates first come across such a thing and he came in running about that he was just that impressed that when he came back to Aus he got one installed in his home directly.

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by mick taylor

I remember the Paper in the school dunny's in the 1960's 70's good stuff and last well. it was not soft but shinny and thin sheets.

I seen that the Asians use a stick or a twig out in the country and in the city you get given only one sheet in fact. but if you are real flash place you get a water bum washer, one of my brothers mates first come across such a thing and he came in running about that he was just that impressed that when he came back to Aus he got one installed in his home directly.

bidet's have been in Europe for centuries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

[Citroënbender]

I’m tempted to advertise loo paper in the non-Ford section of the For Sale here. Just unsure whether to price by the pack, the roll, the sheet or meterage.

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by mick taylor

I remember the Paper in the school dunny's in the 1960's 70's good stuff and last well. it was not soft but shinny and thin sheets

From memory, one side was “shinny” and other side “matt”?
Most important to use correct side Mick!
(This threads really deteriorated to sh ite now!)

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by Citroënbender

I’m tempted to advertise loo paper in the non-Ford section of the For Sale here. Just unsure whether to price by the pack, the roll, the sheet or meterage.

Can get it cheap on Gumtree ... 24 pack for $550 for Quiton 3-ply

[GCRXR6]

Originally Posted by Fed

I just read on the news that it has mutated into a more aggressive form so now there's two strains of it on the loose.

Source please? Come on, be a sport and share.

[GCRXR6]

Originally Posted by Mechan1k

It's in Macquarie Park now ... just down the road from work.
I think I should self-isolate and work from home for the next 2-3 months.

Just observe universal precautions. No hugging, no shaking hands (tough for Aussies yeah), cough or sneeze into a tissue or handkerchief (I don't like the elbow bit) and importantly WASH your HANDS with soap for at least 20 seconds. I'm amazed how many grubs leave the toilet without washing.

[GCRXR6]

Originally Posted by Franco Cozzo

Sounds like a good excuse for Corona virus party

I tell the bartender to put in two pieces of lemon into my Corona..lemon is a pretty good cleaner.

[Pis-ton broke]

Originally Posted by GCRXR6

I tell the bartender to put in two pieces of lemon into my Corona..lemon is a pretty good cleaner.

yeah, i drank many, many cornas, i got sick, the next day in was still sick again , but i,m good now, the chinese and others must be huge drinkers??

[yakcam]

Originally Posted by GCRXR6

Source please? Come on, be a sport and share.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...a1f8d1dcf78209

There's more if you Google it.

[hayseed]

Originally Posted by Charliewool

From memory, one side was “shinny” and other side “matt”?
Most important to use correct side Mick!
(This threads really deteriorated to sh ite now!)

That Govco Bum fodder was only good for tracing paper...