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Old 08-12-2010, 06:58 PM   #2191
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I'd have thought the photo would be worth a thousand of my words, but since some people didn't get it:
The Bentley didn't have any disability placards displayed, and was parked in a disabled space.
You cruel man!
The poor driver of the Bentley has L. Z. Heimers!
Of course he's gonna forget to show the placard.

Just to top it off, he also forgot that he was doing one's and two's as well...
the poor man...
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:08 PM   #2192
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This is the VX Commodore Executive of a year 12 student I mentioned earlier. Unfortunately I missed my opportunity to clandestinely take a photo of the front of it, but at least I got a picture of him taking off.


The car was filled with alcohol at that time too. They were celebrating their year 12 graduation. It's a shame there wasn't a breathalyser down the road.
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Old 09-12-2010, 06:14 AM   #2193
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A taxi i spotted yesterday. Its the back of a petrol station he's nearly launched into. Driver was scratching his head and claiming it wasn't his fault.....hahahahaa



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It wasn't his fault?

Yes I see it, the fence moved in front of him and he didn't have time to stop!
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Its funny how everytime I see a yellow taxi like that I think " ooh great.. more spares" LOL Even the guys at work give me a ribbing about it....
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This is the VX Commodore Executive of a year 12 student I mentioned earlier. Unfortunately I missed my opportunity to clandestinely take a photo of the front of it, but at least I got a picture of him taking off.


The car was filled with alcohol at that time too. They were celebrating their year 12 graduation. It's a shame there wasn't a breathalyser down the road.
It's probably worth noting that in QLD we graduate year 12 at the age of 17.
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You cruel man!
The poor driver of the Bentley has L. Z. Heimers!
Of course he's gonna forget to show the placard.

Just to top it off, he also forgot that he was doing one's and two's as well...
the poor man...
Haha, I can imagine the driver going "Hang on, why have I taken the Bentley? I was supposed to take... (Clarkson voice) the Jag."
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now they think that their trailers are made by chev
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A taxi i spotted yesterday. Its the back of a petrol station he's nearly launched into. Driver was scratching his head and claiming it wasn't his fault.....hahahahaa



I know him ...
You know how some people can't help it and talk with their hands.
This guy suffers from serious stuttering.
BWWWHHHAAA!!!

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I see this thing almost every day, finally got a pic.


Big chrome rims, primer on front lhs 1/4 panel and a lovley window sticker.

Yeah fully sick!
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:06 PM   #2201
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Beer Bandito, that reminds me of this one:


Happened in Brisbane about 2 and a half years ago
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I tried to get a pic of it, but today I was passed by a Toyota Lexcen. With the usual pop tart "zorst", ricer VR taillights and the crown jewel; a HSV sticker just above the lexcen badge on the boot....
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Beer Bandito, that reminds me of this one:


Happened in Brisbane about 2 and a half years ago

Geez I love smashed taxi pics, should start a new thread dedicated to them.

About 6 months ago on the tulla freeway I saw a taxi run into the back on a taxi, laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
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Geez I love smashed taxi pics, should start a new thread dedicated to them.

About 6 months ago on the tulla freeway I saw a taxi run into the back on a taxi, laughed so hard I almost wet myself.
Yeah, smashed cabs are amusing at first, but after a while it gets a little sad. I'd hate to think of how many smashed cabs i've seen. They made a bazillion XW/XY/XA/XB/XC's, where are they now? I'd hate to think of how many were killed as cabs.
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I saw a V6 auto VN today with a fart cannon and Chev badges.

Fail.

There was a HOLDEN sticker across the windscreen.

FAIL.

And it was for sale.

EPIC FAIL.

Oh and I almost did the same thing as that taxi, except I wasn't on a public walkway. I had to deliver a suitcase (I'm a courier) and drove down someones driveway, and stopped in front of their gate. Got out of the car and walked around the front to the other side to fetch the suitcase and fell down 5 stairs. They spanned the entire width of the driveway and were camouflaged in render. The front wheels were about 2 inches away from the top.

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....Oh and I almost did the same thing as that taxi, except I wasn't on a public walkway. I had to deliver a suitcase (I'm a courier) and drove down someones driveway, and stopped in front of their gate. Got out of the car and walked around the front to the other side to fetch the suitcase and fell down 5 stairs. They spanned the entire width of the driveway and were camouflaged in render. The front wheels were about 2 inches away from the top.

"****!"
Haha lucky! Almost had your own epic fail moment there!
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It wasn't his fault?

Yes I see it, the fence moved in front of him and he didn't have time to stop!
no the fence cut him off lol hahahaha
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I see this thing almost every day, finally got a pic.


Big chrome rims, primer on front lhs 1/4 panel and a lovley window sticker.

Yeah fully sick!

Don't forget the crooked number plate
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?I dont really see a problem with the Rodeo - i even like the number plate (Ho-Deo) lol
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I've seen a BA with a Holden V8 in it on the Gold Coast, pretty neat job too. I spoke with the owner and he said it was a really easy job to fit.

And before you ask .... no, I didn't ask him why he did it.
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how is that BA a fail i reckon its good
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Looks like he's running the LS1 on the Ford ECU? He appears to have the factory cluster/dash working. Amazing work.
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[QUOTE=LukeGT]Geez I love smashed taxi pics, should start a new thread dedicated to them.

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These pics were taken about 20 years ago out the front of my mums nextdoor neighbours house.

An elderly ‘tourist’ lady (being politically correct and non racist) had swung into her drive way to do a ‘U’ turn, and instead of selecting reverse once in her driveway the appropriate distance, floored it, still in drive and mounted the letterbox and dividing fence. Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa

That was a good day.



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Yeah OK it isn't car related...

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now they think that their trailers are made by chev

Umm, that's just a sticker for a Chev owners club? Its a bitsa tralier anyway, who knows what that canopy is off.
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Both win and a fail.

Win = Driver survived

Fail = Flogging a new RS6 along a narrow road, crashing into a tree.




BTW, i know its a old pic...but this thread seems to be more about picking on poeple (Oh know, a sticker on his car! etc) rather then showing Epic fails.
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