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Old 30-10-2006, 11:59 PM   #241
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there a celica going around in my area
it says this on rear bar
" if you dont like my driving "
"email me at eatshit@gof*uckyourself.com"

yep it was hot brunette driving " devils angel "
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:05 AM   #242
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Hows about my car 11 stickers in total with 7 on the back window. Even got my myspace address accross the back window!
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:34 AM   #243
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heres my back window!!!!!!!!!!


Maybe not....sorry guys worth a look too ey!!!!!!
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:47 AM   #244
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:47 AM   #245
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Free advertising for a multi-national surfwear company?? Hope you are getting royalties.

i really cant see the problem with someone having a surfbrand sticker on there car it may be that old mate likes that bran do you go out and only buy shirts without logos on them so your not advertising??? I have a big grunt files sticker on the back window of my ute and i think that it looks good its no big surf brand or anything but they do make sic vids
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Old 31-10-2006, 08:37 AM   #246
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I have a ford sticker on my front window and a very small sixsixone sticker on my rear window. (MTB related)

I see some pretty bad stickers up here, one in particular is a holden ute with a sticker that says 'Show Some' and it takes up literally the whole rear window.
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:26 AM   #247
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can anyone shed some light on those rental car stickers (sydney) that have what looks like a key and "no birds". what the hell does that mean?
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Old 31-10-2006, 11:06 AM   #248
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ford econo van with suzuki across back window
The driver could be into Moto-X and have a Suzuki bike in the back of the van?
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Old 31-10-2006, 11:26 AM   #249
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can anyone shed some light on those rental car stickers (sydney) that have what looks like a key and "no birds". what the hell does that mean?
It doesn’t really mean anything as far as I know (and unfortunately I’ve had to drive one) it is just a marketing ploy to get peoples attention. All their cars are white with the same stickers.

The next sticker for my ute will be:

XR6/turbo – keeping ******* out of V8’s since 2003
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Old 31-10-2006, 11:32 AM   #250
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:28 PM   #251
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When i get my new motor in the xy i was thinking of putting "XY on Steroids" or "Sedan on Steroids"
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:43 PM   #252
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My partner has a sticker of australia, and written across it, is "******* off, we're full"
Had some city guys take photos of it in the car park once, they thought it was a classic. Me, I'm not too sure about it! It is funny but its harsh! Its asking for a key down the side but I hate that car so kinda hoping someone will do one better and steal it, its worth more stolen anyways!

when my partners sister started seeing this guy (now her husband) he had the "dont laugh, it could be your daughter inside". Apparently that sticker didnt last long after he met her, I think a few quiet words were spoken lol
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:44 PM   #253
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:54 PM   #254
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I have a jetpilot sticker on my windscreen jetpilot actually covers skiing, surfing & motox ( www.jetpilot.com ), when i first got my licence i had a screamin semen with the racing sperm on it, hey i was young
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:56 PM   #255
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hate those stupid 'Manly, somewhere on the north coast' or similar, although there are a rash of 'W4nkers, everywhere on the north coast' stickers about done in exactaly the same setup ..

Oo, reminds me of a sign I saw that had been vandalised a few years back, up the Spit hill on the northern beaches the good 'ol 'Police are targeting Speeding' had been changed using the RTA lettering to, 'Police are targetting Yuppies' was a laugh..
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Old 31-10-2006, 01:57 PM   #256
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.



Yes , I had a riced commodoore come in for a rear Q/window replacement when I was windscreen fitting a few years ago, and the guy who owned it was a up himself so far that you'd think his car was a million dollar ferrari. He tried to hang shyte on my XD in the car park but wouldnt agree to meeting me at the next street meet at the drags .Anyways , his car had one of the **** on Ford stikas on the shattered Q/window . I ducked next door to an auto store while he was in the waiting room and placed a **** on holden stika on the new window! It was over a fortnight later that he came back and really ****ed off because he had just realised and complained to the boss and demanded I be sacked !!!! He boss was realy ****ed when I told the tool he has no sense of humor as well as no tatse in cars ! Still didnt get the sack cause I was tehir best fitter ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Still PMSL when I see the little faggot around !

There is also a white Hilux 4X4 ,complete with dog cages ,spot lights ,high lift kit and mud terrain tyres running around in Darwin with "PORK HUNT"in large red lettering across the front windscreen.
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Old 31-10-2006, 02:24 PM   #257
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Another one a mate has; Go fat early - avoid the rush! hahaha it's gold.
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Old 31-10-2006, 04:23 PM   #258
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A Hi-Ace van I often see on the way to work has "NECROPHILIA - THE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE" on the back window. Pretty tasteless and not that funny really...
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Old 31-10-2006, 06:17 PM   #259
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Funiest I've seen : "Jesus Saves........passes to Moses......he shoots.......and he scores!!"
bwhahahahahaha that is the funniest thing i have ever read.. i am wetting myself laughing. :
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Old 31-10-2006, 06:27 PM   #260
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saw a couple of stickers on a hz shaggin wagon if this vans a rockin don't come a knockin, and under neath it was don't laugh you're daughter could be in here.
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Yes , I had a riced commodoore come in for a rear Q/window replacement when I was windscreen fitting a few years ago, and the guy who owned it was a up himself so far that you'd think his car was a million dollar ferrari. He tried to hang shyte on my XD in the car park but wouldnt agree to meeting me at the next street meet at the drags .Anyways , his car had one of the **** on Ford stikas on the shattered Q/window . I ducked next door to an auto store while he was in the waiting room and placed a **** on holden stika on the new window! It was over a fortnight later that he came back and really ****ed off because he had just realised and complained to the boss and demanded I be sacked !!!! He boss was realy ****ed when I told the tool he has no sense of humor as well as no tatse in cars ! Still didnt get the sack cause I was tehir best fitter ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Still PMSL when I see the little faggot around !
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on the back of a mini hillclimb race car, running a vtec honda engine quick as sh%t bro
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Old 31-10-2006, 07:19 PM   #263
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ok im probly gonna cop critisism for this but i got one made up for me. originally all my mates were gettin them.. till they found out how much they were gonna be.
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Old 31-10-2006, 07:23 PM   #264
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Oo, reminds me of a sign I saw that had been vandalised a few years back, up the Spit hill on the northern beaches the good 'ol 'Police are targeting Speeding' had been changed using the RTA lettering to, 'Police are targetting Yuppies' was a laugh..
Speaking of signs, it reminds me of a road sign I saw a while back. It was one of those wildlife warning yellow diamond shaped signs. It had a koala, a kangaroo, and a wombat on it. The funny thing was someone also stuck a picture of a giraffe on it. I can't say I've seen any giraffes in country Victoria.
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Old 31-10-2006, 11:09 PM   #265
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My mate had a clapped out xe falcon, rusty white witha yellow door. In massive letters covering the rear screen read:
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Old 31-10-2006, 11:31 PM   #266
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On one of those clapped out rented "Wicked" vans: A day not wasted is a wasted day
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:29 AM   #267
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[QUOTE=Danny]One I hate most is the Clitoris sticker (Every C*** has one) "Tonik".

agreed, although i found out that the shop hands out the stickers for free. i have a friend who works there, im going 2 get 500 of them and stick them on the next hyundai excel i see with one on there
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:38 AM   #268
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*just get my flame suit ready*
saw a couple on a dunger old holden ute when we were on a cruise a few months ago....

"i like whores, coz u can't beat experinece"
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"my girlfriend cant do karate, but u should see her box"

needless to say, the guy driving didnt have a girl with him....
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:53 AM   #269
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ive only got the EUROFORDCLUB.COM on the back of my car.....looks good. goes with the black and white of my car.!
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My partner has a sticker of australia, and written across it, is "******* off, we're full"
Had some city guys take photos of it in the car park once, they thought it was a classic. Me, I'm not too sure about it! It is funny but its harsh! Its asking for a key down the side but I hate that car so kinda hoping someone will do one better and steal it, its worth more stolen anyways!
Your partner sounds like a xenophobic, inbred dumbarse...but that is just a humble opinion from a person who has an education past the sixth grade.

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