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Old 14-01-2011, 07:25 PM   #2731
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I'm not even sure they are metal after seeing the break!
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Old 14-01-2011, 07:40 PM   #2732
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That fairlane is ugly
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Old 14-01-2011, 07:54 PM   #2733
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Hmm - I got Fudgn You from the plate too! :P
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Old 14-01-2011, 09:01 PM   #2734
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Old 14-01-2011, 09:40 PM   #2735
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Found this on my truck about a year ago, forgot to post it on here... Brake pedal linkages repair FAIL
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Old 15-01-2011, 12:14 AM   #2736
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Good old Slipping Crankshaft!
dontcha hate when that happens? it just freespins and wont let the pistons come up becaue its slipping like a untightened fan belt

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Old 15-01-2011, 12:22 AM   #2737
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Good old Slipping Crankshaft!
dontcha hate when that happens? it just freespins and wont let the pistons come up becaue its slipping like a untightened fan belt
That is comedy gold. The slipping crankshaft probably prevented the master cylinder from building up compression as well.
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Old 15-01-2011, 10:07 AM   #2738
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Probably caused by headlight fluid leaking onto the crankshaft seal, that would do it.
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Old 15-01-2011, 10:11 AM   #2739
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Ive got some lefthanded screwdrivers for sale if anyone is interested?
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Old 15-01-2011, 10:35 AM   #2740
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Old 15-01-2011, 05:40 PM   #2741
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Found this on my truck about a year ago, forgot to post it on here... Brake pedal linkages repair FAIL
Umm, that looks more like an acelerator pedal linkage repair than brakes........
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Old 15-01-2011, 06:20 PM   #2742
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That is comedy gold. The slipping crankshaft probably prevented the master cylinder from building up compression as well.
You don't want that. The brake paddle might bend.
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Umm, that looks more like an acelerator pedal linkage repair than brakes........
Sorry yeh that's what i meant
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Sorry yeh that's what i meant
We forgive ya, now just don’t get them confused when you’re driving, lol
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Good old Slipping Crankshaft!
dontcha hate when that happens? it just freespins and wont let the pistons come up becaue its slipping like a untightened fan belt

Of course it's going to slip, he obviously didn't use friction modified oil like he was told to... normal oil is just so slippery ...sheesh ...
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Here’s the online story. God help us.

http://www.carsguide.com.au/site/too...clutch_problem

Does anyone out there know a Dale Clarke from Blackburn?

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Old 16-01-2011, 01:58 AM   #2747
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got this reply on another forum..
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Nah its the flywheel thats busted. Theyre a 2 piece flywheel secured by 3 pop rivets! when they break there is no noise just looses drive, friend replaced many of them so there is some truth in it in a weird way
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Old 16-01-2011, 02:10 AM   #2748
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Oh we could really have some fun with this one but i digress.
At the end of the day, we share the same roads.
Nothing against people with limited mechanical skills (and to a certion point the people that work on them).
better stop here.. If you`ve ever had an `urban assault vehicle ` driven by wombats trying and kill you (usually driven by people not paying attention)
Dont get me wrong, I love 4+, but its getting a bit tedious trying to dodge em in traffic and i wont even start about carparks

Sorry bout the rant,maybe a little off topic but..
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No sign of the blue car though, or a blue cyclist even!
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No sign of the blue car though, or a blue cyclist even!

Not really a fail in my books.
So, he rear ended a blue car - a car with that minimal damage it was able to drive off.
The damage to that Nissan shows it was a very low speed crash anyway.
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Old 16-01-2011, 10:58 AM   #2751
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No sign of the blue car though, or a blue cyclist even!
that goin to cost a **** load to fix the safety feature of the bonnet poping up at the back as these items are not cheap

what is it?
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Old 16-01-2011, 11:01 AM   #2752
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Umm, that looks more like an acelerator pedal linkage repair than brakes........
I guess if you were selling the car - you could honestly say that it has a shift/er kit installed......
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Old 16-01-2011, 11:26 AM   #2753
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what is it?
V35 skyline i think...

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Old 16-01-2011, 12:06 PM   #2754
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Looking at the headlights, I think it might be one of these:



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Old 16-01-2011, 12:29 PM   #2755
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^^^ yup id agree with that... i was close lol
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Old 16-01-2011, 01:20 PM   #2756
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Not really a fail in my books.
So, he rear ended a blue car - a car with that minimal damage it was able to drive off.
The damage to that Nissan shows it was a very low speed crash anyway.
the way the bumper is hanging down, and the bonnet up, i dont think he was driving like that, looks like some reversed into him...
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Old 16-01-2011, 01:58 PM   #2757
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I had to do some work @ a power station ad here was several ethnic people that come from melbourne to make up the shortfall, what they were wearing when I seen them was fail enough who turns up to a 12 hour shift wearing wing tip shoues that curl up at the toe looking like a pixie shoe without the tastle? and who wears no jumper to an all nighter? and sprouts stuff like "the company will provide everything we need because we were told so" AND when found SLEEPING on shift they were reported as saying "well I need some sleep I have work in the morning" WTF! anyhow the CARS I don't have any pictures but I will try to explain the number one contender was a molested EF basemodel falcon sedan that had a vn commodore nose shoe horned onto it somehow, b series side skirts and a bootwing that stood taller than the roof, I felt sorrow for the car it was so tastelessly "modified" I was able to talk to the owner whos accent indicated he got to australia yesterday, as best as I can tell he had the work done himself to an ex taxi, and he is going to put it back in the shop to get it lowered, I use the term "shop" very loosely here I think he meant he is going to take it to ethnic backyard haxbois car destroying. I looked inside this car and he had painted the inner door trims and fitted seats I have never seen before and I hope I never see again. I didn't think of taking pictures of the car because I was too busy choking on my own vomit. That car is hands down the worst Ford I have ever seen, and imho it would give the widebody turdus a REAL run for the trophy of ugliest car ever. The thing was so tacky it wasn't funny he removed the ford badges and fitted holden ones to it as well, SS badges it had a quad tip fart cannon exhaust setup under it (3 pipes were fake) it truly was horrid on a whole new level.
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Old 16-01-2011, 03:35 PM   #2758
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Old 16-01-2011, 03:46 PM   #2759
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