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Old 06-06-2006, 12:19 PM   #1
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Default Armstrong on the moon

His First Words After Stepping On The Moon,
"that's One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap For Mankind,"
Were Televised To Earth And Heard By Millions.

But Just Before He Re-entered The Lander, He Made The
Enigmatic Remark
"good Luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many People At Nasa Thought It Was A Casual Remark
Concerning Some Rival Soviet Cosmonaut.

However, Upon Checking, There Was No Gorsky In Either
The Russian Or American Space Programs.

Over The Years Many People Questioned Armstrong As To
What The "goodluck, Mr. Gorsky"... Statement Meant, But Armstrong Always Just Smiled.

On July 5, 1995, In Tampa Bay, Florida, While
Answering Questions Following A Speech, A Reporter Brought Up The 26-year-old Question To Armstrong.

This Time He Finally Responded. Mr. Gorsky Had Died,
So Neil Armstrong Felt He Could Answer The Question.

In 1938 When He Was A Kid In A Small Midwest Town, He
Was Playing
Baseball With A Friend In The Backyard. His Friend Hit
The Ball, Which
Landed In His Neighbour's Yard By The Bedroom Windows.

His Neighbours Were Mr. And Mrs. Gorsky.

As He Leaned Down To Pick Up The Ball, Young Armstrong
Heard Mrs.gorsky
Shouting At Mr. Gorsky...... "sex! You Want Sex?!
You'll Get Sex When
The Kid Next Door Walks On The Moon!"


True Story.

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Old 06-06-2006, 12:37 PM   #2
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1938... 1969...

Jeez how blue would Mr Gorky's moonrocks have been! :lookedat:
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:17 PM   #3
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Old joke!
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:16 PM   #4
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old joke and its supposed to be true but it wasn't sex, its I will suck your d!ck when the boy next door walks on the moon
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Old 06-06-2006, 03:14 PM   #5
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old joke and its supposed to be true but it wasn't sex, its I will suck your d!ck when the boy next door walks on the moon
If that's not sex then what is???? Anyway, there's a glimmer of hope for me yet! Why, with all the climate change and strange weather events, there's a good chance Hell MIGHT freeze over!!!
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:02 PM   #6
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http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.htm

Apparently false...
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:22 AM   #7
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But Armstrong NEVER DID walk on the moon.....:
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:17 AM   #8
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But Armstrong NEVER DID walk on the moon.....:
haven't you seen the video where he punches a guy out for saying that?

or was that buzz
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