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Old 04-05-2006, 09:48 AM   #1
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Exclamation Stickers like that are just asking for trouble

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It reminds me of something I observed while waiting in a fast food drive through. A hatchback in front of me was driven by a female and it had stickers similar to "HOT B!TCH" and "NASTY GIRL" on it. A group of young males walked through the drive through and saw it, stopped and started hassling her about it. I think prominent stickers like that are just asking for trouble, especially audio brands!
Who's got more good examples?

I know a bloke with a Sylvia featuring a 'sponsored by Centrelink' sticker on the rear windscreen, using their offical logo and colours. You may have to think about that one. I could imagine some hard-working soul being a little annoyed when they saw it. ing_sm

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Old 04-05-2006, 10:16 AM   #2
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i hate the political ones
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:19 AM   #3
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Like this one?

Sir joh has been a great influence in my life. That's why I don't GIVE WAY.

Younger forum members may not understand that one, it refers to a certain Qld. premier.

Spotted on a Torana in the late '80s/early '90s - and never forgotten!

Stickers like "I hunt and I vote" make me laugh more than anything - sounds like a boring sort of life if you ask me!
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:30 AM   #4
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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My mate had pot stickers all over the back of his car we kept telling him he would get pulled over more often. He got pulled over for a breath test and as soon as the cop saw the stickers they searched the car and found several items that landed him in court and his car defected . It pays not to advertise.
I think stickers on cars look tacky why spoil youre car with stickers that are advertising sombody else's product if they are not paying you to do so. If you have youre own product to advertise then fair enough.
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:41 AM   #6
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit!

that got mixed emotions from the people around me..
that ones not bad lol
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:10 PM   #7
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:20 PM   #8
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:24 PM   #9
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:26 PM   #10
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.
Yeah those stickers are stupid. IMO

I would never put one on my car, unless I wanted the car to be raped by some ****er bogan.
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:30 PM   #11
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Audio brand stickers are messages just begging people to break into your car and steal your system.
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:50 PM   #12
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^^ Yep...they can go carpark shopping for the bits they want
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Old 04-05-2006, 12:59 PM   #13
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On one of my old cars I had 'BLAT Racing' brake late and turn

apparently it was really appropriate for me :
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:05 PM   #14
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The best one I have seen is a Holden sticker on the front windscreen of a wait for it....



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Old 04-05-2006, 01:18 PM   #15
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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:22 PM   #16
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i like the vehicle constantly sidewayz one...but as my peeps agree...they look tacky all round

i have a little k&n and king spring sticker on my rear left tiny triangle window....
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Old 04-05-2006, 01:34 PM   #17
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i have a very small red quicksilver sticker on my rear window, thats it.

some other stupid stickers:
Bad girl - yes everyone where i live is a bad girl
miss b*$tchy - wow, original
playgirl/boy - someone shoot that f*$kin rabbit

Metal Mulisha
Skin
thor
jetpilot

i could go on.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:13 PM   #18
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I was going to get "Authorised Holden Recovery Vehicle" But i reckon i might get keyed!!!
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:30 PM   #19
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Saw a combie van today with the sticker "I like lipstick around my dipstick" in huge lettering on the back windscreen! Drove up next to the driver to see what sort of moron we're dealing with here only to find a little red headed dweeb of a bloke that could barely see over the steering wheel.....
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:34 PM   #20
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"I like lipstick around my dipstick"
Right, I'm off to the Stickerman.

J/K.

But it is good though.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:39 PM   #21
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i have a very small red quicksilver sticker on my rear window, thats it.


Free advertising for a multi-national surfwear company?? Hope you are getting royalties.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:42 PM   #22
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I like the sticker I saw on a rusted up sh_t heap of a van that said "Don't laugh, your daughters in the back"

I nearly wet myself..
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:44 PM   #23
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Just for people saying that you should be getting royalities from the major brand companies...

I have an AFF sticker on my ute, should I get money from Admin for advertising the site?

Think about it.
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Old 04-05-2006, 02:53 PM   #24
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Seen on the back of a poorly modified sh_tbox Datsun 200B:

"At least it's not another bloody Commodore!!!"

(I actually like that one)

Seen a VN Commie with the words "EAT SH_T" across the back window in big block letters...

I've seen plenty of:

R.B.T. : Random Breast Tester
Insured with the MAFIA: You hit us, we hit you.

Oh and my cousin has a SIGMA that he modified with a Holden Blue 202ci and a 3 speed auto... (Was really quick, even against another Holden lol) And he was going to put on the back window with a Centrelink logo:

Sponsored by YOU - The Taxpayer.

I'm actually kind of glad he didn't... Although it was funny he wouldn't have lasted long

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Old 04-05-2006, 02:54 PM   #25
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i have a very small red quicksilver sticker on my rear window, thats it.

some other stupid stickers:
Bad girl - yes everyone where i live is a bad girl
miss b*$tchy - wow, original
playgirl/boy - someone shoot that f*$kin rabbit
I can't stand those. Most of them wouldn't know what bad is let alone be it.

The strangest one I've seen is "Ala is the solution not the problem" or something like that it was. That was strange :
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:01 PM   #26
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On one of my old cars I had 'BLAT Racing' brake late and turn

apparently it was really appropriate for me :

You Should have left that one on K
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:10 PM   #27
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I can't stand those. Most of them wouldn't know what bad is let alone be it.

The strangest one I've seen is "Ala is the solution not the problem" or something like that it was. That was strange :

sure it wasnt allah? probly a muslim
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:11 PM   #28
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On a slow VK Commodore in Perth
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:11 PM   #29
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I've seen some good ones
"I may be slow, but my aim is still good" - On an old bomb
"Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars"
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Old 04-05-2006, 03:13 PM   #30
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my dad use to make and sell stickers, so his car had hundreds on the windows.

some funny, some not so funny.

"dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"
or
"WANTED: girls for multiple positions, no experience required, apply within"
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