answer this question:

[trick_xd]

why is it that a ИИИИraoch can live through a nuclear holocaust but some fly spray will kill it....


Stupid i Know But i was just asked and i dont have a answer ..

[Lightning Strike GT]

Also if you rip its head off it will not die right away the only way it dies is from starvation and if you catch one stick it in the freezer for a week take it out defrost it and it will run away

[Group C]

How do you know that it'll survive thru a nuclear attack??

I thought it was only used car salesmen that did that!!

[trick_xd]

I did the quick search and i even found C ockRoach Forums i had a bit of a read it was a bit funny but still dont know the answer ..

[3Toed]

I thought it was bollocks until I Googled...

http://www.ipm.iastate.edu/ipm/hortn...1996/bomb.html

Cøckies won't survive the blast or fire but they will survive the radiation. Apparently...

[GRNKPR]

Originally Posted by trick_xd

I did the quick search and i even found C ockRoach Forums i had a bit of a read it was a bit funny but still dont know the answer ..

tooooooooooooooo much time on your hands

[Paxton]

C ock is taken out by the swearing filter. I wonder if Richard is too?

Edit: Nope.

[MNM96]

Or!
Why , during WWII, did Jap Kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

Lifes imponderables!

[LTDHO]

Originally Posted by Group C

How do you know that it'll survive thru a nuclear attack??

I thought it was only used car salesmen that did that!!

Apparently they live after being in a microwave!

[Des]

Originally Posted by AU XR8

Also if you rip its head off it will not die right away the only way it dies is from starvation and if you catch one stick it in the freezer for a week take it out defrost it and it will run away

:
Firstly, I wanna know how bored you were to try this!
Secondly, I remember listening to Dr Karl once and he explained it as roaches don't have a lot liquid in their bodies like most other animals. Now a microwave heats things up by causing the liquid (water?) inside a body to become more and more agitated until it begins to warm up. So the less liquid, the less effective a micowave will be. This is why eggs and potatoes can be dangerous if microwaved as both contain huge amounts of water compared to the general mass.
:

[pauljh74]

Originally Posted by LTDHO

Apparently they live after being in a microwave!

They'll come out afterwards and think "Thanks for the suntan D***head!"

[jcxr]

Originally Posted by MNM96

Or!
Why , during WWII, did Jap Kamakazi pilots wear helmets?

Lifes imponderables!

And why do 4wds slow down for speed humps?

[eb_5litre]

Why do married women go out on the town with the girls all dressed up?

[Charliewool]

Which brings to the fore some more questions worth pondering over??

# If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
# If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing and not a seeing?
# If a fork were made of gold, would it still be considered silverware?
# If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
# If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to talk?
# If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
# If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
# If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the core of the earth?
# If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
# If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
# If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a fog horn made out of?
# If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
# If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
# If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?
# If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we know?
# If all is not lost, where is it?
# If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
# If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
# If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Or maybe I'll just have a big bunch of purples.
# If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

# If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
# If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
# If carrots are so good for the eyes, why do I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
# If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
# If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
# If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
# If electricity comes from electrons ... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
# If FEDEX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
# If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
# If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own bar code?
# If God dropped acid, would he see people?
# If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us find out?
# If heat rises, then shouldn't Hell be cold?
# If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
# If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?
# If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
# If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
# If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
# If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
# If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
# If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
# If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
# If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

# If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? More
# If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
# If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
# If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
# If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
# If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
# If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
# If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
# If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
# If people weren't meant to have midnight snacks, then why do they put a light in the refrigerator?

# If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
# If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? ... Congress!
# If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?
# If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
# If quitters never win and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
# If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
# If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
# If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
# If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
# If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?
#
# If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

# If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
# If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
# If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
# If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
# If the Pope and his clone are infallible, what if they disagree?
# If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
# If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
# If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
# If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
# If there was a bisexual pride parade, would it go both ways?
# If time heals all wounds, why does the belly button stay the same?
# If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
# If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
# If two things in life are certain, Death and Taxes ... is the tax man mortal or immortal?
# If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
# If Walmart is lowering prices every day, why is nothing in the store free yet?
# If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
# If we quit voting, will they all go away?
# If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
# If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
# If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

# If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
# If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
# If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
# If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
# If you freeze to death and end up in hell, wouldn't you be really comfortable, at some point along the way?
# If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
# If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
# If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
# If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?
# If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
# If you spin an Oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
# If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
# If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
# If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
# If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

[Bobman]

Ever noticed how scared C ockroaches get when you try to kill them? Even the baby one's, they run and hide, I recently sprayed a can of lynx on one and it eventually stopped lol.

[mick.wheelz]

Originally Posted by wicked

Ever noticed how scared C ockroaches get when you try to kill them? Even the baby one's, they run and hide, I recently sprayed a can of lynx on one and it eventually stopped lol.

lynx actually makes quite good bug spray, lol. espicialy when a lighter is involved