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Old 21-08-2006, 09:13 PM   #1
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POLICE WARNING:

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this Beer and the women administering it..... There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses, Gyms, Car Clubs (not) in the phone book.

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Old 21-08-2006, 09:19 PM   #2
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hahahahaha.lol. i love it.
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:25 PM   #3
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Hehe. I wouldnt mind some women drugging me with that. :P
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http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....date+rape+beer
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:30 PM   #6
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:39 PM   #7
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onya Gammaboy...mods close it its so old!
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:43 PM   #8
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Mad as, im up for it lol
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:44 PM   #9
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hahha "There are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys" hahhahah
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Old 21-08-2006, 09:51 PM   #10
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It works both ways guys......
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Now I know the reason I got married so young. :
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oldoldoldoldoldold. It wouldnt be so bad if it were posted every few years, months. Instead of weeks.
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: good stuff i like that one a lot ha ha ha
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Old 22-08-2006, 05:32 PM   #14
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to those of u who say its a repost


GET A LIFE IN STEAD OF SITTING ON HERE JUDGING EVERYONE

thanx to the people who liked it
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GET A LIFE IN STEAD OF SITTING ON HERE JUDGING EVERYONE

thanx to the people who liked it
How hard is it to type 3 words in the search window before posting more crap?
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Old 22-08-2006, 06:43 PM   #16
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How hard is it to type 3 words in the search window before posting more crap?
Less effort required than for all the thread police to chime in here and have a grizzle. I had also seen it before, and not that long ago. But it still made me smile, and thats a good thing. I guess the thread police are same people who ring in to television stations and grizzle about a program that was on......
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GET A LIFE IN STEAD OF SITTING ON HERE JUDGING EVERYONE

thanx to the people who liked it
Search is your friend around here. There are that many members about, there are bound to be a repost or 50.
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Haven't read it before. Must live a more sheltered life compared to some. Enjoyed the giggle. Thanks.
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