Ford Sayings

[Night Runner]

:Reverend:


Thought I'd share a saying my cousin came up with, a meat head drunk of a carpenter. He's a HUGE Ford fan, won't drive anything but and it has to be manual. lol Anyhow, I thought it was clever. His saying goes:

"If Ya Aint Goin Fords, Ya Going Backwards" :

Feel free to add your own. Heres another, old but good. God created shlt, Holden put wheels on it. :

[robs_ls1]

Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

Thought I'd share a saying my cousin came up with, a meat head drunk of a carpenter.
...

"If Ya Aint Goin Fords, Ya Going Backwards"

Tell him to stick to carpentry. it:

[Night Runner]

Originally Posted by robs_ls1

Tell him to stick to carpentry. it:

Pull ya head out mate...... yeah, it's terrible.

[fiery]

haha.. thats good, well better than some of the others ones I know of..

Isn't it funny though, can't think of one now at this moment :

[RUQ1KA]

I had a sticker on my ED wagon a few years back and it went something like
"God created S***, Holden made it move!"

only had it on for a couple weeks but was funny as when all the 'holden muzza sick uleh' drivers went mental about it LOL!

[bjr22n_]

Oh! Falcon hell!...
i have a shot glass that i got for my Birthday it says...
'My ford p!sses on your Holden" :P

[drcook]

[Night Runner]

LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

[TZENU]

I had on my old xf "On the Seventh Day God Created FORD"

[Night Runner]

"Drive a Holden, Drive the Best, Drive a Mile and Walk the Rest" :



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[eMpTy]

Personal favourite - "They created Commodores to keep dickheads out of Fords"

[Racecraft]

"Speed Kills:- Play it safe and buy a Holden."

[xe351]

Lets get the Falcon Hell out of here

[xe351]

Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

"Drive a Holden, Drive the Best, Drive a Mile and Walk the Rest" :



:

lol i like that

[Ryan]

lol some goods ones there.

I personally would never have an anti-Ford (Or anti-Holden, if I had a Ford) sticker on my car, because there's uptight ******* that take them to seriously and try to wreck your car.

[Kryton]

Originally Posted by [ NZTS50 ]

LOL! Another against the blue oval is - "At least they've circled the problem". (Talking about the emblem).

that one is actually for HOLDENS, not Fords.
Holden have the CIRCLE around the badge, Ford have the OVAL. :
doesnt quite sound right when its: At least they've OVALED the problem.

anyway i heard it as: they found the problem and circled it.

[Night Runner]

Originally Posted by davway

that one is actually for HOLDENS, not Fords.
Holden have the CIRCLE around the badge, Ford have the OVAL. :
doesnt quite sound right when its: At least they've OVALED the problem.

anyway i heard it as: they found the problem and circled it.

Sorry but I have too fully disagree, I've seen Ford photos, T-Shirts & Internet items with the oval and saying they've circled the problem. It works both ways. You don't need to "circle" a job in the paper perfectly with precision, circled means several things: circle, surround, ring, etc. When Police say they've "circled" the suspect, they don't get 25 officers and perfectly make a "circle". If the saying was: "At least they've put a circle around the problem" that would be completely different and in that case you'd be correct.


;)

[ltd]

I saw an F250 with a Holden Logo and a team America Kim Jong Il character on the back window saying "Ooorr Herrroo"

[Sam_Boss260]

Originally Posted by Racecraft

"Speed Kills:- Play it safe and buy a Holden."

GOLD !!!

[RIPGMH]

I remember when HSV released a speed boat, there was a thing going around about it having a spare anchor, you just had to unbolt the drive shaft.

[NA XR6]

I use Holden t-shirts to polish my Ford

[Ando_Leigh]

i have a really old shirt saying "this is ford country and on a quiet day you can hear the holdens rusting"

[GXL078]

"God created Holdens to keep the dick -heads out of Fords". It worked for a while until they released the BA, lol. Before that there were about 4 Ford flags on the main straight at Eastern creek and the rest were Holden supporters.

[SVT8]

Originally Posted by TZENU

I had on my old xf "On the Seventh Day God Created FORD"

I remember seeing something along the lines of that on a ford t-shirt. It said:

" on the seventh day god created holden, and on the 8th day he traded it in for a ford"

[njla]

on the highway from melb to geelong, saw a VT commo with anti-ford stickers (on a quiet day, hear the fords rusting.. etc)
..... on the back of a F-350 tilt tray

[lukey]

A guy walks into a spare parts shop and says, “Hey, could I have a fuel cap for a Holden?” And the attendant says, “Yeh sure, sounds like a fair swap.”

[ThoR_]

AHAHAHAHAHA nice

[Blue Oval Mopar Man]

How do you double the value of a holden????

Fill the fuel tank up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[majin_andrew]

What do you call a Holden on top of a steep hill?
A Miracle!

What is the difference between a golf ball and a Holden?
You can drive a golf ball 100 yards.

Apparently 80% of Holdens sold are still on the road, the rest made it home.

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