its always funny when it doesnt happen to you

gthofan · 06-01-2006, 05:26 PM

hey guys, just wondering what funny things you have seen while driving.

ill start, i was driving down canterbury rd in bayswater north, just near shell servo, and sudenly a car drives through the intersection ON FIRE!!!! and the stupid moron pulls into the service station, and every1 in there high tails it out. it was so funny i amost had an accident!!

LUXO_8 · 06-01-2006, 05:42 PM

lol, what a bloody moron! does he not have any kind of idea as to what he could have caused!!

as for crazy things on the road, i see heaps as in a driver......nothing i can remember overly though...

efgiar · 06-01-2006, 05:47 PM

yeah i seen some tool, blow off a commodore, then get caught at the next lights, the commodore pulls up beside him and clapps to say ha ha d1ckhead, but i think it was cuz he was jealous that he got owned, hey, that was me! LOL

zetec · 06-01-2006, 05:48 PM

Saw an EL dumped + full of pasengers take on a dumped ED V8 of some sort... both launch across me through an intersection and turn right heading away from me and drag hard up the road... this afternoon.

The bright blue and pink Mercedes Police Van behind me absolutely floored it when our lights went green and flogged up the road then pulled in behind one of them a metre off his rear bumper, they all crept along at the speed limit for 100m then on go the lights and they pull over the ED. Goooooooone!!

Ozfords · 06-01-2006, 05:50 PM

Outside a rainy day at the leagues club some idiot in a Torana decides he might want to drift as he turns at an intersection, loses control then heads for the footpath, mounts the kerb and is stuck.

As we chuckle we drive past.

Walkinshaw · 06-01-2006, 06:10 PM

I saw somone get their come-uppins when after 30min of being a nuff they copped a pancake on the window at 110kmh+

LUXO_8 · 06-01-2006, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walkinshaw

I saw somone get their come-uppins when after 30min of being a nuff they copped a pancake on the window at 110kmh+

LOL at pancake:P

: who cooks pancakes on a bbq hehe

FordGirl · 06-01-2006, 06:47 PM

Saw some guy in an EA not see that the road was turning, went straight ahead onto railway tracks and popped one of his tyres. We giggled as we kept going.

Qwikcorty · 06-01-2006, 07:03 PM

i saw someone in a magna the other night turn out on princess hwy, using the right hand side of the road so he was facing the traffic coming towards him!

gthofan · 06-01-2006, 08:17 PM

omg, some funny stories there

JouMa · 06-01-2006, 08:27 PM

i was drivin along the straight at kurnel and some P plater commodore drove really close to me (whilst going 80 Km/h) and then drifting across to lanes but staying on my bumper, this all at 80 km/h and then i looked agian and he was gone into the bushes. What kinda idiot on a busy road at 80 km/h drifting(swerving) acros the roads!!!

hornet · 06-01-2006, 08:27 PM

I remember sitting in a car park one night with some mates, and a P plater in a V6 VN Commodore took off. Got to the roundabout and couldn't harness the power of the mighty v6. He lost the rear end hanging it out the left, and then it tank slapped out the right hand side. The car did a full 180, mounted the kerb, and then the drivers door took out one of those HUGE signs saying how far away all the citys are.

We all just ИИИИed ourselves laughing, then he took off the opposite direction doing another burnout.

The sign was completely ИИИИed too! haha

CruizinEB · 06-01-2006, 08:45 PM

you know those first pic of my car i posted, i two people going for it in the back of a 323, and they didn't care that i was there lol

Gunns · 06-01-2006, 08:46 PM

I saw a VN 5L try to run a new VX SS. The lights went green the VN bagged them up and took off. The VX turned on the red and Blue lights and went after him. Priceless!

gthofan · 06-01-2006, 08:48 PM

ohhhhh, sweet. the poor bastard. u know ur luck is down when that happens.

zetec · 06-01-2006, 08:51 PM

Pure gold!

K_Man · 07-01-2006, 12:31 AM

Wasn't while driving, but as i was walking up to Box Hill Centro for lunch from TAFE, saw two girls in the bus stop across the road looking under the bonnet of their N12 pulsar. Fair enough, the old pulsar has prolly blown a hose or somethin. Then i see them give up, close the bonnet, start up the car and as they drove off, could see that the exhaust had completely fallen apart and where the pipe joins the manifold was just dragging along the ground, sparks flying everywhere.

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starkersEB · 07-01-2006, 12:39 AM

Saw a s%$t box datto 120y the other day with one of those "drift" spoilers on it not sure if he was taking the ИИИИ but it was funny either way.
Oh yeah a mate of mine had an xe stocka and one day he decided to weld a 6 inch tip on it but in a way so you could obviously see it was just tacked on there and completly useless the looks on peoples faces were priceless!!!

tommo74 · 07-01-2006, 01:07 AM

some great stories here.This one is always great to see.
Was at an intersection with a median strip off to the right that turned into one lane,so of course a vn/p?? holden driver (v6) gives it revs behind me and when the lght turns green jups into the wrong lane to overtake me almost hitting me in the process.
Now,I see him pull into the servo but im just too mad to stop so I go to the deli next door.
After I got my lunch and stuff I come out to find him sitting there at the bowser turning his key"tikatikatikatikatika!"lol....drove off and looked in my mirror to see the idiot pushing his car to an empty bay...hahahah....karma or coincidence??

CruizinEB · 07-01-2006, 01:11 AM

now that's pure gold

FPVWEPN · 07-01-2006, 03:02 AM

saw some guy fall off his push bike lol thats always funny

gthofan · 07-01-2006, 07:53 AM

hahahhaa, ive seen that too, but it was a kid on a bike, he was riding close to a brick fece, his handlebar hit the fence causing him to fish tail many times, slamming him against the wall harder and harder everytime, eventually he fell off and was wedged between the fence and his bike. i was just tooting the horn at him and laughing when i went past.

efgoofy · 07-01-2006, 08:13 AM

Funniest thing I have seen, I was driving up to shepparton for the spring nats a few years ago with a mate in his XR fairmont, this tool in a VL flew past us doing at least 150, bout 5 mins later we see him on the side of the road with a copper behind him, funny as we laughed as we went past, about 20 mins later he came flyin past again, bout the same spped, bit further up the road here he is again, another copper behind him this time puttin a canary on his window, funny as hell.

Kenaz · 07-01-2006, 09:03 AM

I once drove through a big puddle on the road and splashed some kids that were standing around near it. I should've pulled over after that because I was laughing so damn hard.

NZ · 07-01-2006, 09:58 AM

lol ash I did that once after we had some really heavy rains for a few days. some kids from school were trying to walk through this intersection that was basically half a foot deep in water. me and my mates were in my old toyota out having a great old time driving through these floods you know how it is when your young. i seen these kids from school so i gave it a bootfull. ot thinking about the concequenses of a car with semi worn tires doing 80 into water the car aquaplaned and the rear came round slightly toward these kids and created this massive spray, it was so damn funny at the time the way it happened even though i wasnt in control of the car briefly it must have looked like i was some stunt driver lol we went back round and i reckon anyone else would have thought these poor bastards were swimming the water was just running off them hahahah. karma bit tho i got water in the dizzy cap later and we had to stop in the middle of a flood and use some paper to dry it so the car would go again.

naughtyfalcon · 07-01-2006, 11:43 AM

i was sitting at the lights at high street in penrith near the ambo station,it was a cold bloody day,anyway a bikey rode past me on a harley stopped at the lights and just fell over,he couldn't put his legs down as it was so cold he was almost frozen..

AshMan · 07-01-2006, 11:59 AM

some tool rides out of the motorbike shop on a brand new bike he obviously just picked up, boots it to do a mono and comes down with the handle bars turned and the bike flipped ИИИИ over onto the road!

The dumb ***** gets up, starts the bike and rides off as if it didn't happen!

gthofan · 07-01-2006, 12:55 PM

hahaha, nz i love that story,it must have been hilarious

EBII Fairmont · 07-01-2006, 06:59 PM

I think it happened last year, some chick on her L's, somehow, dorve the car onto the elctrical pole, the fat wire which comes down on an angle and gets burried into the ground. My mate has pics, if he hasnt deleted i'll post em.

TwistedEL · 08-01-2006, 01:24 PM

The other day I saw a bright and shiny AU drift around a corner and straight up a very high kerb and into a fence. This was at a set of lights so everyone saw him. Totally embarrassed he floored it down the kerb with an all mighty *BANG*...*SCRAAAAAAPE*. Funny if it wasn't stolen.