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Old 31-05-2010, 08:34 AM   #1
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Default Remember when we were teens? Im sure none of us did this...

I can remember putting peoples hands in buckets of cold water while the slept, or serving up dog food on crackers.... but this is beyond me.
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A teenage boy was taken to hospital after his head was set on fire at a party in Sydney's north early on Sunday morning.

It is believed someone poured fuel on the 16-year-old's head and lit it at about 1:00am.

The boy was passed out on a mattress in a Carlingford home. He woke up screaming.

He was taken to Westmead and then Concord Hospital for significant burns to his face and hands but has since been released.

Police say they are investigating the incident as well as the underage consumption of alcohol at the party.

They say the attack could have been a prank.
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Old 31-05-2010, 08:38 AM   #2
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Doubt the guys who set his head on fire would have been his mates or even knew the guy.

kids are ****** in the head these days
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Old 31-05-2010, 08:42 AM   #3
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pass out you got teabagged........ much worse than getting your head set on fire.......
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Old 31-05-2010, 10:54 AM   #4
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LOL pottery, Worst i ever got was a couple of facial drawings (Glass's and a Mo) well i was passed out. God i love new years.
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Old 31-05-2010, 10:57 AM   #5
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We cut out a cardboard 'speech bubble' and wrote 'i luv that c##k flavor' on it, placed it next to a passed out friend, then took pics and sent them to his parents. Setting fire to an unconscious person is a bit much though.

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Old 31-05-2010, 11:01 AM   #6
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I once saw a chick at a party who was passed out next to a table, so I tied her hair around the leg of the table and then tipped cold water on her.

Was pretty funny.

But, setting fire to someone is a bit much!
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Old 31-05-2010, 11:07 AM   #7
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one of our passed out mates got vegemite and crunchy peanut butter put down his underwear and on the bed around him.... Poor bugger woke up in the morning and 'felt' the mess and thought he ***** his pants

The funniest was when he got caught packing up the sheets and trying to sneak into the laundry haha
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Old 31-05-2010, 11:23 AM   #8
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Worse thing we ever did at a party was put Deepheat on the toilet door knob. Didn't bother any of us girls :P

But setting fire to someone's head....that isn't even funny. It is just out and out dangerous and could have cost this young man and others their lives!
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Old 31-05-2010, 11:35 AM   #9
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'Boof the Staffy'...... if you passed out on one of the camping trips that Boof was on..................
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Yeah that's a bit much petrol is only good when you've got a big fire to throw it into - and even then it's pretty damn dumb. I hope the moron who lit him on fire get's a size 12 up is *** for that one
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Old 31-05-2010, 12:23 PM   #11
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yeah, whenever pulling pranks on people, remember that they should always be HARMLESS pranks.
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Worse thing we ever did at a party was put Deepheat on the toilet door knob. Didn't bother any of us girls :P

But setting fire to someone's head....that isn't even funny. It is just out and out dangerous and could have cost this young man and others their lives!
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Old 31-05-2010, 12:33 PM   #13
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LOL oh the days
We went to shepparton spring nats once and camped at Kialla one of the boys passed out drunk so we dragged him into the cow paddock next door pulled his pants down and stuffed his pants and butt crack full of hay, the cows had a ball, but not so my mate was not impressed when he woke up and had a rash from the hay
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Old 31-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #14
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I once saw a chick at a party who was passed out next to a table, so I tied her hair around the leg of the table and then tipped cold water on her.

Was pretty funny.

But, setting fire to someone is a bit much!


Going to remember that one! Hahaha.
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Actually there's quite a few of these pranks that don't sound all that funny to me.

Hope the boy in the original post recovers fully, and finds himself some new friends.
And that the idiot who did it gets more than a slap on the wrist.
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I seem to remember a camping trip to mallala, one of the greener lads drank too much vodka and passed out, so we zip tied him to some tent poles, zip tied his hands and legs to them selves and wrote on his face with texta. Then I got bored and coloured his face totally. He woke up and pulled the whole tent down, then we cut him lose(but didn't tell him about the marker). Next day was a burnout comp, at mallala, and he rocks up there with texta all over, no idea, and everyone who sees him cackin' themselves and he had no idea why....
Still that poor kid who had his head set on fire, I feel for him. We have all been victim to what I'm sure was harmless pranks, but no way does anyone deserve to be set on fire. Hope they get the psycho who did it
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Little Hitler is a beauty...... sniff.. sniff.. Pooooooo.....
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Old 31-05-2010, 05:26 PM   #18
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we used to draw doodles on peoples faces if they passed our, but nothing ever that stupid, i don't think they would have been his mates, well you would hope not
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Shaving of eyebrows, bandaging people up, taking photos in comprimising positions (no internet, so we were the only ones who saw it, unless you faxed it to their work!)

What ever happened to harmless fun?

Petrol on its own is enough to burn you (without setting it alight).
No doubt the person who did it will get off with just a warning
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what the ****?
I remember drawing all over some kids face and back one night, then sticking pens up his nose, and beer bottles under him. The pens and beer bottles detracted from the face, which later we found out ahd been drawn on permanent marker, we were that drunk we didn't even know. Made it funnier seeing as the annoying **** had to go to work.

Kids these days need a square kick up the a**e with a steel cap or two, or three, depending on how generous yer feeling, and given a lesson in how to be respectable adults.
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Trudged home legless from a pub one night to check on our mate who had left a bit earlier. Found him passed out on his bed in his bedroom. So we moved his whole bedroom out into the backyard and set it up exactly as it was inside and put old mate into his bed to sleep it off. It was a balmy -4c on a lovely clear July night in Ballarat... He wasn't a happy little camper at about 3.00am when the frost started setting on his face...........
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i dare say this stem's from improper management of these children...it is just sick and wrong, and the kids that would have been standing around and watching should have stopped that **** right away, i know i would have!
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Trudged home legless from a pub one night to check on our mate who had left a bit earlier. Found him passed out on his bed in his bedroom. So we moved his whole bedroom out into the backyard and set it up exactly as it was inside and put old mate into his bed to sleep it off. It was a balmy -4c on a lovely clear July night in Ballarat... He wasn't a happy little camper at about 3.00am when the frost started setting on his face...........
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i grabbed a girls camera whos party i crashed and took a photo of my softon for a dare . at the time i thought she woul;dnt know who it was . then i remembered the fancy shoes i had on that everyone commented on throughout the night . i was so embarrassed the next day i was leaving the state . i couldnt getout of WA quick enough . never heard the outcome .
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When I was learning to drink in my teens, I’d come home from the pub or club with a skinful and pick up a bucket on my way to bed in case I needed during the night. Early one morning my mother emptied a can of beetroot into it. I still remember the shock that went through my head as I got out of bed, half asleep, blurry eyed and confused and reached over to pick it up.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:00 PM   #26
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When in Vietnam I was drinking with the tour group in Nha Trang. We were going through $5 buckets like there was no tomorrow... Anyway, we were all buggered in the early hours and left for the hotel... 1 chap befriended some locals and other travellers and was having a mery old time and wanted to stay behind.

Anyway... the next morning at breakfast we were a little under the weather... the guy that was sharing the room with the chap that stayed out said he was naked on the bed spread eagle with a fresh burn mark on his leg (from a motorcycle) and his wallet was on the floor totally empty. No amout of prodding aroused him...

So we discussed the situation and pondered how best to take advantage of this opportunuity. One of the girls in the group let us some bright red lippy and she drew a nice ring around his old fella, along with some lip imprints on his neck, cheeks and inner thighs (done with 2 fingers pressed together lol).

We left him to it and went out for the day...

When we returned he was sitting in the hotel lobby. He asked if anyone helped him get back to the hotel last night, as he couldn't remember a thing. We told him he left with the ladyboy he chatted up at the bar on the back of her motorbike...

The look on his face was golden. No one ever knew what actually happened to him that night lol.
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When I was in primary school there was a kid up the road who was about 4 or 5 years older and used to pick on and hassle me and my brother .he was playing in our street one day and demanded we go and get him a drink of water, so me and my brother went inside grabbed a glass from the cupboard and dunked it in the dunny to fill it up. we bought it back trying not to laugh, he seemed to suspect something as we were sort of laughing ,but ended up drinking it ,as soon as he had a mouthful, we ****ed ourselves so much ,and took off up the street as he realised wot we had done, we are now almost 40 but still had a good laugh about it the other day.
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