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Old 05-04-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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Default Car Accessories like you have never seen - very funny

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...order=6&page=1

I just found this site, some of my favourites are the 'Bum-o-meter', 'Passenger Noise Reducer','Cross Drilled Brake Lines' and the 'Salad Shooting Spinning Rims'.

Ya gotta see this!

p.s. Sorry if this is a repost.

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Old 05-04-2008, 11:24 AM   #2
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I've seen this site before but I'm not sure if it's been posted on here. I got sent the link via email a couple of years ago. Looks like they have added a few new things to their catalogue lol
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:24 AM   #3
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What a find!!! i've been looking for some of those products for ages. ;)

(i'm getting a radiator insulator) :
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:28 AM   #4
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Love the Round Tuit, the Lowering Kit and the Johnson Rod.
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:34 PM   #5
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I love the:
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Old 05-04-2008, 01:39 PM   #6
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I love the AWD kit- read the 2nd review....priceless
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Old 05-04-2008, 02:19 PM   #7
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:24 PM   #8
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http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...order=6&page=1

I just found this site, some of my favourites are the 'Bum-o-meter', 'Passenger Noise Reducer','Cross Drilled Brake Lines' and the 'Salad Shooting Spinning Rims'.

Ya gotta see this!

p.s. Sorry if this is a repost.
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...60c15b3d2c7478

I wasn't aware they were multi-purpose. Thanks for the heads up.
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:25 PM   #9
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I thought they stopped making round tuits years ago. I have one from the 80's, after that you could only get square tuits.
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:41 PM   #10
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Perfectly clear tail lights, lol. "Be VERY careful not to lose track of them when you are installing them, you may never find them again."
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Old 05-04-2008, 09:58 PM   #11
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engine oil bypass kit, might get me one of those and blinker fluid. lol
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:25 PM   #12
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love the "710" oil cap, blinker fluid and the left handed metric screw driver LOL what a ****er
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:31 PM   #13
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cant wait too see some smartass aprencite get some of them...
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:43 PM   #14
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i just ordered a flux capacitor. i'll tell you how well it works 10 minutes ago. choice.
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:10 PM   #15
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this was in street machine as april fools xD
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:25 PM   #16
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Sheesh and i thought i was turning rice for putting a CD player in the EA !!!
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:29 PM   #17
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I just ordered my set of Salad Shooting Spinning Rims, lowering kit and my left handed screwdriver. Can never seem to find one of those. Always pick up the right handed ones!
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I just ordered my set of Salad Shooting Spinning Rims, lowering kit and my left handed screwdriver. Can never seem to find one of those. Always pick up the right handed ones!
I noticed they dont stock chequered paint. Spewin as i was gonna do the roof of the EA.
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:33 PM   #19
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Never mind Adam...Get yaself a 710 oil cap instead!
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:40 AM   #21
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At last!

A bumometer. The amazing dyno that tells when you made real gains! (not weight either. )

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...8f5cadde530d4c
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Old 06-04-2008, 07:09 AM   #22
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Anyone else read all the reviews?...some of those are are classic.

Car to tank kit, review #11
"...Before purchasing this item I failed to check local laws and regulations, but after installation I realized that leaving no witnesses (including cameras) prevents any sort of legal action from being taken..."

Piston return springs:
"Rotary engines require install of pistons for full compatibility."

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"...ONE TAP TO THE NUT BEHIND THE WHEEL, AND THESE PROBLEMS JUST CLEAR RIGHT UP.
i LIKE USING MY PILOT WRENCH AT EVERY POSSIBLE OPPORTUNITY! IT FIXES SQUEAKS ,RATTLES, WIND NOISE, LANE DRIFTING,SHIMMY,WANDER,CD AND RADIO PROBLEMS,,, JUST A TAP AND PROBLEM SOLVED!"
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