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11-12-2013, 06:54 AM | #1 | |||
I am Groot
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We've all been there mate.........
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11-12-2013, 07:58 AM | #2 | ||
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Wow! Just wow!
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11-12-2013, 08:05 AM | #3 | ||
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I wonder if just going home and leaving her there had ever crossed his mind? Bet she still bought the shoes.
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11-12-2013, 08:09 AM | #4 | ||
i like to be stroked
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now how is she going to get all her bags home, she better chat up the delivery man fast
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11-12-2013, 08:18 AM | #5 | ||
I am Groot
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I think his mind was long gone....
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11-12-2013, 08:32 AM | #8 | ||
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I wonder what the cause was of his slow progression into insanity? Lol
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11-12-2013, 09:00 AM | #9 | ||
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I told my missus that we need lunch and she wanted to push the envelope with 1 last shop. I was asked which one I these two tops look better? I threw both out the shop door and went to lunch.
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When a car gets past you, you just want to go after them, you want to chase them down, you want to pass them. It's primal. But then there's another side to it, where you just completely forget about all the other cars on the track, and you feel like you're in another world. It's just you, at one with the road and the car. Eric Bana |
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11-12-2013, 09:10 AM | #10 | ||
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That's all I do, cars leaving in 15 mins whether you're in it or not haha
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11-12-2013, 09:45 AM | #11 | ||
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11-12-2013, 10:19 AM | #12 | ||
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3rd world problems......
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11-12-2013, 10:57 AM | #13 | ||
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1st world problems. .. Lol
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11-12-2013, 11:44 AM | #14 | ||
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China gone up that much since I been there last???
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11-12-2013, 12:13 PM | #15 | ||
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If China's 3rd world we must be 4th or 5th.
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11-12-2013, 02:48 PM | #16 | ||
Giddy up!
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I just smile and wave, and say yes dear.
And I got a quickie in the change rooms once.
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11-12-2013, 03:43 PM | #17 | ||
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Better still, go to the pub. Drink and forget it and the girl. Poor people.
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11-12-2013, 04:31 PM | #18 | ||
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From some of the other posts I have seen about Chinese construction quality, he could have stood on the top and let it fall down on its own.
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11-12-2013, 04:36 PM | #19 | ||
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Someone jumped off a bridge in town the other week. Had a whole family mourning before Christmas.
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11-12-2013, 04:37 PM | #20 | ||
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Must have been the late Lang Hancock's ex misses
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11-12-2013, 04:49 PM | #21 | |||
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02-01-2014, 09:25 PM | #23 | ||
Starter Motor
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haha wow
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02-01-2014, 09:25 PM | #24 | ||
Starter Motor
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hahaa wow
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03-01-2014, 12:19 AM | #25 | |||
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Could be worse
She could have told you to go jump
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03-01-2014, 11:55 AM | #26 | ||
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Classic! LOL! Really got me laughing.
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03-01-2014, 12:10 PM | #27 | |||
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What his mrs has done is given him a quicky that one time she knows it will never happen again but she knows he also wont ever crack the sads and jump in ge hope that one day maybw just one day he'll get another quicky in the change room
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03-01-2014, 10:43 PM | #28 | |||
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It was in the shanty like change room at a stall in Parklea Markets in Sydney. A slight error of judgement and keenness doing the job saw us fall out through the curtains , knocking the change rooms over and the frame landing on the trestle table the market holder was using. The store holder insisted my friend brought the skirt she was trying on at the time and to leave. We walked away to the laugher of the crowd in the markets and a fella walked up to me and shook my hand. Finished the day driving out to a pub in the Hawkesbury where we had lunch , I got blind and she drove me home. Managed to get another 2 away in transit as well. Was a pretty good Sunday actually. |
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