Any Seinfeld fans? Need help finding video

[Syndrome]

I am trying to find a video of the stand up routine Jerry does at the start and end of the shows. The one I am looking for is about the African strip club where she removes the nose ring and he says 'this place is hot'.

Thanks in advance.

[JC]

Is it part of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS2waCMeokE

[Syndrome]

No. This is just one of his shows. What I am looking for is the parts Jerry did at the start and end of the Seinfeld episodes.

[Streets]

I believe it's the ending monologue from the episode "The Contest". It won't be easy to find a place online where you can stream it though... lots of malware on those sorts of TV streaming sites. But hopefully this helps you track it down.

never mind, I don't think that's it after all...

[dom_105]

It is at the end of the episode "The Contest".

No clip unfortunately.

[Syndrome]

Does anybody have this episode? If so, could you upload the jokes told by Jerry at the start and end of this episode?

[buggerlugs]

I miss Seinfeld. Was the greatest show...........

[gossy]

These pretzels........................................

[Streets]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Does anybody have this episode? If so, could you upload the jokes told by Jerry at the start and end of this episode?

I don't have any of the episodes (I used to know a good site where you could watch them all online but they've all been taken down now) but I did find them in text form here: http://www.springfieldspringfield.co...episode=s04e11

Don't visualize your parents having sex. You know what I mean? It's somehow very uncomfortable. You know they had to have sex at least once to have you. But you still kind of maintain the image in your head: "Well, I don't know. I'm not positive. I can't prove it. I don't know if that actually happened.

That's why if I found I was adopted, that would come as great news.

"I'm adopted? That's great." I'd be happy to hear that. That means technically it's possible, that my mother and father are just really great friends. Sex is great, but you don't wanna think your whole life began because somebody had a little too much wine with dinner.

Men wanna see women naked. Whatever it is you won't show us that's what we're obsessed with seeing. If women always wore hats in public, all the time you'd see men buying Playhead magazine you know, Skulls of the Big 10. This would be what we're interested in.

What about cultures, like in National Geographic where everybody is naked? What are men in these cultures trying to look at when the women walk by? How could you have a strip club there? Woman takes off the necklace and the nose ring, that's it, show's over. The men are going, "Boy, did you see that little indentation in her lip? I told you, man, this place is hot!"

[bobthebilda]

Originally Posted by dom_105

It is at the end of the episode "The Contest".

No clip unfortunately.

If it was the " contest", then it was only on foxtel the other week on TV HITS. If you have foxtel (or know someone who has) you might be able to get it on catchup.

[MercurySilver]

ive got every epsiode
if i remember ill try to find it during the week

edit
found it and the above quotes are pretty much correct all but a couple of words here and there

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by MercurySilver

ive got every epsiode
if i remember ill try to find it during the week

edit
found it and the above quotes are pretty much correct all but a couple of words here and there

Sweet. Please upload the sketch Jerry is saying about the strippers.