Grnkpr s European vacation

[GRNKPR]

Go baby go forgot to leave forms signed for the 6 hour but chris has all my details,left monoply games with Damo he will deliver soon ,can you give chris my 3 shirts

Grasshopper hope you had a good trip will catch up for some stories on our return ,just a quick one the French are so rude!!!!!!!!!!

i have just arrived in Barcelona and stuck hear why like in crackerjack the 3 words they like the most ¨¨¨snap train strike ¨¨¨¨

Mobile phones all sorts of probs as networks dont connect up and i am running a french sim with text only from telecom here which and telstra home if any one needs to contact go through Chris or ring my mobile and Alex will pass on



All going great and will try and get on as regular as i can this has been the first chance in nearly 2 weeks


Cheers Phil

[GRNKPR]

Last couple of days in Barcelona its a great city doing all the tourist things went to barcelona soccer pitch and all the venues used here for the olympic games.The Police are playing at one of the venues 4 days after we leave spewin if any one has time punch in Gaudi the famous arcitecht ,man was he on some drugs his stuff is nuts and also saw all these black dudes selling Prada copy handbags on the streets as the police swooped .They have their gear on blankets with rope on all corners so when the cops arrive they just pull the ropes it all folds up and there is darkies running everywhere

off to Marsielle for 2 nights and then to Italy where i have my cousins apartment for a month and we will do 2 and 3 day trips from there

So hi to all stick up notes here and i will get on as i go Cheers to all

[Grasshoppr]

^^^ too funny about the handbag guys. they all stand around and as you pass them they go; "psst... hello... you like handbag?... Prada, Gucci, no?"

Great to see you havent caused too many issues over there! French arent too bad when you have someone who can speak French (thanks LA) but everyone says the same thing about them!

Yeah we will catch up when you get back, look forward to hearing your tales.

[pecker73]

GRNKPR..... I hope you purchased a Prada Handbag... :ymca:

It is so YOU... I can see you strolling down the streets of Rome with your manbag...

Keep having a great time.

[Go baby Go]

Aaah GRNKPR- will sort out stuff for 6 hr......... but let those poor Europeans be warned...... Disaster has landed...

Go for a few cab rides - that should prepare you for the 6 hour.....

[rodderz]

I can see Phil strutting around in a manbag, I reckon he would of got a matching bumbag for his mate jimbo too, do they call it a fannypack over there?

That Gaudi thing would be great to see, is it the Le Segradia Familia church? I've just been O/S too, stay over there longer the weather in Melbourne is crap!

[Sledgehammer]

Hey have some fun Phil, you know I'm thinking National Lampoons don't you.....

[EXECJIM]

Originally Posted by Sledgehammer

Hey have some fun Phil, you know I'm thinking National Lampoons don't you.....

I was thinking the same thing

But I reckon "Chevy Chase" is an Angel next to Phil :



Dont forget to bring Roderz back his Prada bag

Have you been to any Churches yet :

Have fun
Jim

[GRNKPR]

was offered a lot of fannypack outside a xxx shop in Barcelona all girls were from the darkside
went for a ride in a taxi in Marsielle was only 10 mins worth but was nearly the best rollercoaster ride ive been on
in italy now and been out for tea past 2 nights and the owners names were Mario and bruno all i need now is a Guseppi and ive been taken by the best italy has to offer
Hired a scooter today and mixed it with all the Valentino Rossis here they are Nucken Futs
hope you all are well be back on soon

[MOTIV8]

Didnt realise that there was Holden fans in Barcelona..........hope that you are both having a great time and looking forward to more updates of GRNKPR's European Vacation!!!

[rodderz]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

was offered a lot of fannypack outside a xxx shop in Barcelona all girls were from the darkside
went for a ride in a taxi in Marsielle was only 10 mins worth but was nearly the best rollercoaster ride ive been on
in italy now and been out for tea past 2 nights and the owners names were Mario and bruno all i need now is a Guseppi and ive been taken by the best italy has to offer
Hired a scooter today and mixed it with all the Valentino Rossis here they are Nucken Futs
hope you all are well be back on soon

Have you been waving your hands around feverishly during conversation and dousing yourself in cologne to fit in?

[GRNKPR]

Originally Posted by rodderz

Have you been waving your hands around feverishly during conversation and dousing yourself in cologne to fit in?

Nah bought a mo hair singlet a pair of DDick stickers and a huge gold chain

[pecker73]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

Nah bought a mo hair singlet a pair of DDick stickers and a huge gold chain

This post requires Photo's ! :

[GRNKPR]

i am collecting some very interesting ones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rodderz]

Jeez must be plenty of internet cafe's over there or maybe Phil just wants to get his porn surfing in

Is there VB over there or are you wining on Italy's finest? Or has some old bloke given you a flaggon of grappa?

[GRNKPR]

Well its been a few days but im back on i am kicking back in Sardinia a little island off Italy came here for a little holiday from my holiday its 30 plus degree s and we are staying in a ritzy port in Olbia (the old budjet has copped a flogging)

we have been based in Rappalo(little seaside village in Italy) at my cousins place trying to save a little cash .these italians go off they are celebrating the festival of light (some religeous thing) yeah so im right into it only prob everynight they have fireworks for an hour at midnight and it rocks the town like we are under attack so im not getting a lot of sleep as these dudes close everthing and have 3-4 hour lunches and a sleep .No wonder they go nuts after dark

we have also in the past week been to Rome (im sick of churches now ) saw where yhe pope hangs out and all that stuff also went to the colosseum (ineeded of a goosd resto!!!) after this we went to Napoli if this isnt the Italy Bronx ill go he we stayed here 2 nights but jumped on a boat to sorrento and spent the day there it was awsome



hope everyone s going okay just got phones working again what a nightmare ,text only on Laurens and cant access e mails

will get back on in the next couple of days i must go its hot as helll in here of to the beach for a beer (Beach = rocks and ya have to pay for a spot )

Rodderz keeping away from the Grappa but drinking my fair share of Nastra Zourro and Heineken this stuf is as cheap as water and im cashin in

also sadly i must inform all that the Laties over here must be poor as they only buy the bottoms to their Bikkini s as thats all they wear i am DEEPLY offended and will get on to the authorities about this i am collecting a lot of evidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sledgehammer]

Go Phil Go....

[rodderz]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

also sadly i must inform all that the Laties over here must be poor as they only buy the bottoms to their Bikkini s as thats all they wear i am DEEPLY offended and will get on to the authorities about this i am collecting a lot of evidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myself and Jim have kindly offered to inform the authorities for you while you are holidaying, if you could email the said evidence we can go ahead with it!

[Grasshoppr]

Thats the way GRNKPR, I too experienced the poor latees that could only afford the bottom half, trouble was that there was on experience that has scared me for life. Picture this... a 50-60 old women, botoxed to the nines and skin that looked more like leather, wearing 'only' a bright blue "thong" strutting up and down the beach... :

Napoli has to be the worst city in Europe, good call to visit sorrento for a day!

Keep on truckin'

[rodderz]

Originally Posted by BLKPhoon

Thats the way GRNKPR, I too experienced the poor latees that could only afford the bottom half, trouble was that there was on experience that has scared me for life. Picture this... a 50-60 old women, botoxed to the nines and skin that looked more like leather, wearing 'only' a bright blue "thong" strutting up and down the beach... :

Napoli has to be the worst city in Europe, good call to visit sorrento for a day!

Keep on truckin'

Phil's used to old ducks with his work at the bowling clubs, maybe these ones he speaks of are the boilers?

[GRNKPR]

update on travels we have said goodbye to Italy after a couple of days in Florence it was hot as and a very nice city good food and great accom spent the days on open top bus tours in the close to 40 degree heat ,was sweating my nuts off .The grading system for hotels is weird as some 4 star hotels arnt as good as some 3 star ones but the 5 star are well out of our price range.now in Austria its awsome ,heaps different to Italy .We are staying in Villach for the night then off to Salzburg will keep yoü gus informed

[EXECJIM]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

update on travels we have said goodbye to Italy after a couple of days in Florence it was hot as and a very nice city good food and great accom spent the days on open top bus tours in the close to 40 degree heat ,was sweating my nuts off .The grading system for hotels is weird as some 4 star hotels arnt as good as some 3 star ones but the 5 star are well out of our price range.now in Austria its awsome ,heaps different to Italy .We are staying in Villach for the night then off to Salzburg will keep yoü gus informed

Still waiting for the pics Phil

Roderz, we must have a photo and drinks night at Phils when he gets back :

Any pics of you in your "G" Phil

[GRNKPR]

Any pics of you in your "G" Phil [/QUOTE]


Luckily im behind the camera : : :

[Go baby Go]

Salzburg hey.... *insert mental image of GRNKPR singing "the hills are alive......." *

Have you hit the massive brewery???? (this would have to be your heaven here GRNKPR) - I can see you sitting there all day with your stein, wandering up to one of the taps and pouring yourself a few frothies........... and then you trying to hold a conversation with the locals after you have been there an hour or so...... now THAT would be priceless.......

[GRNKPR]

Originally Posted by Go baby Go

Salzburg hey.... *insert mental image of GRNKPR singing "the hills are alive......." *

Have you hit the massive brewery???? (this would have to be your heaven here GRNKPR) - I can see you sitting there all day with your stein, wandering up to one of the taps and pouring yourself a few frothies........... and then you trying to hold a conversation with the locals after you have been there an hour or so...... now THAT would be priceless.......

Correct i found the beer halls alright ive been a good little customer

[GRNKPR]

Salzburg was the next stop for 3 days if i hear anymore about the sound of music or Mozart i will go nuts.Only joking Salzburg is great great cafe s sight seeing and of course the sound of music ,Next of to heaven sorry i mean Germany (BEER) after a beatiful train ride we got to Germany off to room dump bags and i can smell beer somewhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!first things first we went and did a tour öf the Dachau Concerntration Camp tour very interesting and eiry ol hitler wasnt a nice man but a must if you are ever overhere ,that was the first day Second day was on bus tour around Germany get on and off type one ,went to olympic village and arenas from 1972 then to the BMW factory ,head office and Mueseam ok but was a little boring then was the funniest part of the day .Got off at a park here were they have the largest beer garden in the """""world""""" i thought it was a myth so i had to check it out all true another disturbing thing is you can only buy beer by the litre (so Lauren thinks so) so we had a couple.On the way into this beer garden in the park i noticed a couple of people ""starkers"" and the a few more and so on after a 1klm walk into the gardens it was like walking through safeway meat market with all vendors showing their wares ,young old male female all shapes and szes i was stirring Lauren iwas going to do a nude run but no one woud ve battered an eye lid .Found out its all the norm to nude sunbake in this park stay tuned for more expeditions only 6 weeks left of trip : : Work whats that

[MOTIV8]

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

i noticed a couple of people ""starkers"" and the a few more and so on after a 1klm walk into the gardens it was like walking through safeway meat market

....cant believe that you are running into all of these poor people everywhere you go. First it was in Rome but now in Germany it seems like a widespread problem in Europe....Geez I hope it does not continue

[GRNKPR]

well back on after a little absence we have completed Switzerland it was great have been on 101 chairlifts and gondala s went to the Matterhorn also went on a tobbogan run at interlaken down the side of a mountain and there was a heap of kids there trying to go fast !!!!! So in stepped Grnkpr for a little competition i had a good power to weight advantage but it still didnt stop me from going flat out untill i had a huge spill on the steel track .Iwas sliding along on my elbow as it was burning layers of skin off OUCH !!!!! when i came to a stop iwas as sore as and had ripped a few layers of skin off .Go hard or go home ihad done the hard bit it was time to go home or to the chemist to get patched up .result free medical treatment all fine bruised ego getting better

on our way to Amsterdam via germany will be there tomorrow and 3 days there and off to england for one month .

Coming to a end quickly

Work ????????????????????????????????????????????????

see ya all soon

[rodderz]

Did you do a starkers run in Switzerland, up in the alps where shrinkage factor = high

You should of done England 1st then you can come back to Munich in Sep for the Octoberfest

[Grasshoppr]

Great to hear you are still alive, I thought those nasty Europeans had finally got to you

The tobbogan gave me such a great visual, Im sure all the kids watching where having fun at your expense after you fell.