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27-09-2007, 07:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arrse'? ___________________________________ 2. What is a "bloody little beauty"? ___________________________________ 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? ___________________________________ 4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.' __________________________________ 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? ___________________________ 6. Complete the following sentences: a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother ? b) You're going home in the back of a ? c) Fair crack of the ? _________________________________ 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss __________________________________ 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? __________________________________ 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? __________________________________ 1 0. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? __________________________________ 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? __________________________________ 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. __________________________________ 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 60 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? __________________________________ 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? __________________________________ 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? __________________________________ 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? __________________________________ 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? __________________________________ 18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'? __________________________________ 19. Who would you like to crack on to? __________________________________ 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? __________________________________ 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? _________________________________ 22. What does "sinkin at a mates joint and getten para" mean? |
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27-09-2007, 07:27 PM
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huh???
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Pure gold mate
+1 for me to bring this in if you can answer them then your aussie enough..
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27-09-2007, 07:42 PM
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What's green is gold
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Hahaha! funny stuff...
gold...
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27-09-2007, 07:51 PM
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playing in my big shed
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well done.
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27-09-2007, 08:06 PM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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technically, #18 is no......
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I dont care if some prius driving eco-hippy thinks its politically incorrect for me to drive a V8..... I'm paying for the fuel! |
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27-09-2007, 08:19 PM
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Thats awesome . No4 a p1sser
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27-09-2007, 08:21 PM
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27-09-2007, 08:28 PM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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27-09-2007, 08:29 PM
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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27-09-2007, 08:41 PM
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Where to next??
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Yeah.... I use words to the same effect with the other Aussies when I work overseas. It confuses the Yanks and the Canadians off to no end lol.
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27-09-2007, 08:43 PM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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and wouldnt the correct answer for #11 be "if you've gotta ask, you probably dont wanna know"?
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I dont care if some prius driving eco-hippy thinks its politically incorrect for me to drive a V8..... I'm paying for the fuel! |
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27-09-2007, 09:00 PM
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let it burn
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I was gonna take the test, but Im just gonna say 7.
Im going for a 22. |
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27-09-2007, 09:20 PM
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27-09-2007, 09:29 PM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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a ute isnt a car!
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27-09-2007, 10:11 PM
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27-09-2007, 10:55 PM
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If he had this, maybe that coloured lady who was driving the Lancer on the backstreets of Glen Waverley at 5km/h wouldn't clogging up our roads.
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27-09-2007, 11:20 PM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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it'd be scary to see how many "Australians" would fail it too though
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28-09-2007, 06:39 AM
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28-09-2007, 07:13 AM
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HSV - I just ate one!
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both..........
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28-09-2007, 07:40 AM
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CL&JW BATHURST CHAMPS!
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That's a cracka
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28-09-2007, 09:26 AM
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Number 10 is my speciality dish if I'm cooking lol.
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28-09-2007, 10:35 AM
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Can't go around corners
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hahaha, lol @ number 13, so true
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28-09-2007, 03:12 PM
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Very good, need to add.
If you are going to a mates for a couple what time are you expected to turn home. no:16 that must be a NSW state law not a australian law. can't stand that stuff in burgers.
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28-09-2007, 03:35 PM
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That's farken hilarious. You sir are a credit to this commonwealth of ours!
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28-09-2007, 04:04 PM
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I see you....
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Gold.....
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28-09-2007, 04:18 PM
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Pure gold!
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