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04-06-2005, 08:32 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a nice quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a cow pasture. We climbed the fence to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and, sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball... Stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake…” “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!”
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04-06-2005, 08:36 AM
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Beaver fever
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oh yes thats so funny..........
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04-06-2005, 08:44 AM
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windsor user
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Geelong
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bwahahahahaha
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04-06-2005, 12:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Thats a goody :sm_headba
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04-06-2005, 12:21 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Classic!
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04-06-2005, 12:24 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide Hills
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hahaha legend
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