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Old 10-01-2005, 03:42 PM   #1
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So I'm waiting for my morning coffee to be brewed at the convenience store next to my office, and I notice that this month's issue of Australian Penthouse has a review of the Aston Martin DB9, and an article on cooking a great barbie.

Will the chicky-babe behind the counter still think I'm a perve if I buy it just for an enlightening read?
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #2
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Corse she will, but is that a concern??
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:48 PM   #3
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who cares... porn and cars. go for it. Its only $12.95 isnt it?
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Old 10-01-2005, 03:49 PM   #4
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Is she a chicky though, or is she a bit more? If she's a hottie ask her if she thinks that your a perve for buying it ;)
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:07 PM   #5
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Is she a chicky though, or is she a bit more? If she's a hottie ask her if she thinks that your a perve for buying it ;)
What if she says "yes!" - I'm sprung!
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:17 PM   #6
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from a chicks point of view, anyone who buys porn or chick mags looks like they r lonely. If u want her, dont get the mag
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:32 PM   #7
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Old 10-01-2005, 04:54 PM   #8
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... or go somewhere else. or just resist the temptation :p
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:04 PM   #9
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be a man, go up to the counter, and say with a firm voice, I want you to sell me some Condoms! And ill have that penthouse magazine too! And a burrito!
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:25 PM   #10
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but then she'll think you like having sex with burritos :\
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You forgot the bag of oranges for halftime!
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:28 PM   #12
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but then she'll think you like having sex with burritos :\
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Old 10-01-2005, 05:37 PM   #13
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:41 PM   #14
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Just nipped out and bought it. The article on BBQ's is crap :(
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:58 PM   #15
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This thread is wortheless without pics. (of all the chicks in the mag)
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Old 10-01-2005, 06:59 PM   #16
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What if she says "yes!" - I'm sprung!
If she says yes, then tell her that you'd rather be spending time with her. But seems she working you cant. Then give her your phone number and ask her to call you if she wants to keep you away from the damned magazine.

or soemthing liek that. Good work on the mag, reading the articles, sure you are. And ive got the internet for fordforums.com.au
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Old 10-01-2005, 07:55 PM   #18
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This thread is going rapidly downhill...
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:14 PM   #21
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And ive got the internet for fordforums.com.au
hahaha me too... :jerk:_:jerk:
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:18 PM   #22
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Better still get the Black Label edition... Discretely home delivered
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Normal Penthouse is crap, i agree with the Black Label edition. I think it will be a good day when you get a free box of tissues, and a rubber glove with your porn.
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Its been along time since i bought one.
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