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01-02-2006, 04:36 PM
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Location: Melbourne
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My girlfriend and I were driving along today on Stud Road when a truck pulled over in front of us to the side of the road (looked like he was in a hurry). As he was about to stop, his window was down, and the next thing he spewed (projectile!) out of the window!!!! And to top it off, his false teeth came out :( So the poor bugger wouldn't have had a good day. I didn't know whether to laugh or feel sick!!
We couldn't stop to see if he was okay because it was peak hour, but my girlfriend went past later and he was cleaning up....
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01-02-2006, 04:41 PM
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Just slidin'
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Oh no, ohhhh nooooo... That is damn hilarious, if not sickening. Poor bloke but, feel sorry for him, and you guys. Did you get hit with the marinade?
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01-02-2006, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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man thats seed...sorry to jijack but my mate and i saw somthing seedier
we were having a little smoke in my car parked on the side of the road with a caravan in front of us.....this lady must not have seen us as she dropped her dacks on the footpath and squatted...then proceed to wrap miles of TP around her wrist and arm.....had a good wipe then started flicker her hand like crazy to get it off all i can say is we sat in utter disbelief |
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01-02-2006, 04:43 PM
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Location: SYDNEY
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You A Holden Driver.????
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01-02-2006, 04:45 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
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EEEWW!! Technocolour yawn!
My cousin made a bloke spew once, at the local my cousin was getting bagged on big time so he put his false teeth in a blokes drink, when he went to skull the last of his drink...haha nasty surpise.. |
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01-02-2006, 04:46 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
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01-02-2006, 04:50 PM
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...fairly odd
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01-02-2006, 04:57 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
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To use a public toilet in Japan $5 The look on Gozza's face watchin some old bag urinate on the foot path....priceless.  :
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01-02-2006, 05:50 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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Location: Sydney
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Meh, my great aunt was on a road trip years ago down to the NSW South Coast, and one the way she really needed to go, but she though going in the bush was too gross for her, and decided to wait.
Finally she absolutely HAD to go, so she told her husband to stop the car and she walked backwards into the bush, making sure no one could see her from the road. When she was satisifed that she was out of sight she proceeded to pull her skirt up and her pants down and squat. It was about then that she heard screams rather close behind her, and turned around to find she was right on the edge of a family's picnic rug, about to pee all over their lunch, with about 8 people watching. Her need to relieve herself was instantly replaced with the need to get the hell out of there as fast as possible. She wan back to the car and screamed at everyone to get back in and get going. They all assumed that she had seen a snake or something, and it was only on the way home that she told them what had happened.
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01-02-2006, 06:53 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that made my day ^^^ what a crack up
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01-02-2006, 07:03 PM
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that, that is a classic
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01-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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haha....yucko..lol
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01-02-2006, 08:18 PM
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Hello
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Location: Mt Barker, SA
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We were driving along the freeway and saw some chic jump out of the car on the side and start spewing... only a week later, not too far from there, we saw another chic doing the same thing! Must be something about the freeway...
I also know someone who came home early from school, having a bludge and needed to do number 2s pretty badly... got home to find his Mum home early and in desperation, did number 2s in the garden next to the house using grass as paper...
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02-02-2006, 12:21 PM
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I see you....
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Driving home late one night passed a cab driving at about 40 in the left hand lane.
Rear window down, a girl had her head sticking out the window and welll....spraying down the side of the cab. Wonder of she had to pay the cab cleaning charge ? |
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02-02-2006, 12:31 PM
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Location: SYDNEY
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i do remember being in the back seat of a cab, with a mate spewing his heart out in silence all over the floor matts. the driver says is someone vomiting back there no my other mate replied . then silaence and all you could hear was the vomit splashing on the matt . i'm sort of glad those days are over .
probably doesnt match the stories here though .hahaha. |
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Saw something gross today!
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