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Old 16-11-2013, 10:22 AM   #1
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Old 16-11-2013, 10:26 AM   #2
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things that make you go Hmmm!
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Old 16-11-2013, 10:43 AM   #3
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There is not much sicker than this.
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Old 16-11-2013, 11:13 AM   #4
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I could handle all of the questioning from a stunner but damn she's ugly.
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Old 16-11-2013, 11:31 AM   #5
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I cannot understand why he's still around.
Or why he did her in the first place.
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Old 16-11-2013, 12:06 PM   #6
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That poor bastard. What an ugly troll she is too, but old mate isn't exactly a chick magnet himself so not sure why she is paranoid.
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Old 16-11-2013, 12:13 PM   #7
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Oh My God.

She should be grateful he's even doing her.
He's certainly no chick magnet but he could certainly do better than her and have a lot less garbage to put up with.

My missus tells me it doesn't matter were I get my appetite as long as I eat at home.
Geez i'd be skinny if had to go home to that every night
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Old 16-11-2013, 12:20 PM   #8
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What he needs to do is develop his own mental Illness ( looks like he`s already got a few ), and every time she makes him take a polygraph test, he pulls out the skinfold calipers and accuses her of eating behind his back while he was out getting dinner.
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Old 16-11-2013, 12:27 PM   #9
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Old 16-11-2013, 12:31 PM   #10
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That poor bastard. What an ugly troll she is too, but old mate isn't exactly a chick magnet himself so not sure why she is paranoid.
haha i know and the article alludes to the fact he was seeing someone else at the time when he was starting up with the Rib Witch there!

Maybe its because hes the only one in England with decent teeth!
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Old 16-11-2013, 01:08 PM   #11
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What an ugly pathetic witch. What on earth is this bloke thinking? Her arms are as thick as my thighs!
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Old 16-11-2013, 01:14 PM   #12
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Good lord - they look so happy together, can't wait for the wedding photos!
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Old 16-11-2013, 01:17 PM   #13
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Typical redbull fan.......
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"Even if Steve pops out for 15 minutes to buy a pint of milk ..........and a bag of flour, I make him take a lie-detector test as soon as he gets home," Debbi says.
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Old 16-11-2013, 05:19 PM   #15
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Old 16-11-2013, 06:16 PM   #16
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Old 16-11-2013, 06:26 PM   #17
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Ditch the B@#!h..
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Old 16-11-2013, 06:33 PM   #18
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Old 16-11-2013, 07:00 PM   #19
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http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rc...56643336,d.aGc

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I don't care what either of them look like, I don't see it as relivent, but that's a messed up situation, if any of you have ever been in a trust less relationship you would understand how toxic this situation is, I've been in one but it was normal when compared to this loon
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Old 16-11-2013, 07:45 PM   #20
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For those of you who want to know what the heck this thread is about and who may not be able to open the link...here is an extract of the story:

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DEBBI Wood makes her partner Steve take a lie-detector test every time he leaves the house to prove he's been faithful.

She's banned Steve from watching women on TV or looking at them in magazines. She trawls through his emails and checks his phone several times a day. Even his bank statements aren't safe.

This is all because Debbi suffers from Othello Syndrome, a mental disorder which causes her to believe Steve has been unfaithful, The Daily Mail reports.

"Even if Steve pops out for 15 minutes to buy a pint of milk, I make him take a lie-detector test as soon as he gets home," Debbi says.

"I get so worried that he's been eyeing up the shop assistant that I just have to know the truth."

Mental health experts believe Debbi's unusual disorder was triggered by emotional trauma from a previous long-term relationship. When that relationship broke down three years ago, she vowed to never get into another one.

Then she was introduced to Steve on Facebook, the Mail says.

"I think he's gorgeous," Debbi says. "But that's not the issue. It's about whether or not I can trust him not to look at other women while he is out on his own.

"I don't want him thinking they're hot. If you're in a relationship and you're happy with your partner, you should only have eyes for that person."

When Debbi and Steve met, they lived in different countries. She travelled south to London from her native Scotland for their first date.

"The only problem was that we lived so far apart. We started to get serious and made plans to move in together but I then discovered that Steve had been seeing another girl around the time we'd first met," Debbi says.

"He claimed he didn't think we were exclusive because of the distance and I forgave him but I started to doubt whether or not he could be faithful."
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I can't bare to laugh at that story. It's just too sad!
I'm glad I'm single.
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Seriously, what does he see in her? I mean I have seen better heads on jugs of beer!
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Old 16-11-2013, 11:55 PM   #23
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"She's so special to me and a bit of jealousy here and there won't change that"

A bit of jealousy? Just a bit?
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Seriously, what does he see in her? I mean I have seen better heads on jugs of beer!
Iv'e seen better looking heads bolted to a Holden block .
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Marriage made in heaven. NOT.

She's a grumpy looking Snorlax and he's modelled himself on Neil from the Young Ones.
Hopefully they don't sire any children, the psychological damage that wilder-beast with extreme paranoia could inflict on a developing child is frightening.
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Her looks aside (she can't help how she looks), that guy must be a first grade drop kick for putting up with that kind of crap.

And to echo what was posted above, her carryon and paranoia could be seriously damaging to the mental health of a child if they ever (hope to Christ not) have any. No child should be subjected to that sort of crap.
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why is that story in the news paper?
why does this thread even exists?
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