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Old 21-01-2005, 09:01 AM   #1
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Talking The Knob

A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems:

"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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Old 21-01-2005, 11:37 AM   #2
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heard it before, not my cup of tea... or it could be jsut that its early morning :s
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Old 21-01-2005, 11:52 AM   #3
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lol nice one
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Old 21-01-2005, 12:47 PM   #4
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bawahahahahahaha
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Old 21-01-2005, 01:34 PM   #5
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LmAo.. funny as
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Old 22-01-2005, 06:55 PM   #6
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heard it before, not my cup of tea... or it could be jsut that its early morning :s
It says 11:37am on your post, there aint much morning there left boy!
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Old 22-01-2005, 06:56 PM   #7
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Oh yeh, cool joke btw lol. heard it before tho.
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Old 23-01-2005, 06:34 PM   #8
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Havn't heard that one, LOL.
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:15 PM   #9
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Heard it before but its pretty funny
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:20 PM   #10
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roflmfao!!!!! looks like someone doesnt shave lol
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:36 PM   #11
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HAHA haven't heard that one before but it is good.
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Old 23-01-2005, 11:06 PM   #12
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LOL Nice One !!
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