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Old 23-01-2005, 09:07 PM   #1
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Default Funny Porno movie names

http://www.starma.com/penis/daddys****/daddys****.html

There's some funny ones in here.

A Lad In
Assablanca
Ben-Hur Over
Glad-he-ate-her
I Cream on Jeannie
Bone Alone
Interview With a Vibrator
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:13 PM   #2
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lol are they real movies or what?????
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:13 PM   #3
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What, no mention of Star Whores; The Empire Licks Crack?
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:15 PM   #4
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or lord of my ring???? :P
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:17 PM   #5
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lord of the ringhole

die hard ( staring Anna nicole smith)

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Old 23-01-2005, 09:26 PM   #6
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lol are they real movies or what?????


Apparently so....everything on the internet is real isn't it ???
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:30 PM   #7
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Shaving Private Ryan
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Old 23-01-2005, 09:55 PM   #8
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: pornos have titles? :
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:05 PM   #9
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STRICTLY BUSIN*** - starring - SEYMORE BUTTS
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:15 PM   #10
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Scrotal Recall was a good one....
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:35 PM   #11
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I recommend all the guys with the exception of The Maddestman watch this one: "Dude, Where's My G-spot?"
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:38 PM   #12
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And coming up after the break on "Things we didn't want to know".....
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:47 AM   #13
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Whenever we go to Kings Cross, lesser half and I compete to find the best porn titles...

Dude where's my c*nt?
Natural Born Drillers

have been fave titles so far.
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Old 24-01-2005, 10:16 AM   #14
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haha this reminds me of nova's current competition..you have to guess is the movie title is either porn or a kung fu movie..hehe

ie - golden swallow...
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Old 24-01-2005, 03:33 PM   #15
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lol
the flintbones
penetrator, penetrator 2
pulp friction
theres some more but i cant remember then
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Old 24-01-2005, 06:57 PM   #16
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There was one doing the rounds several years ago titled "Edward Penishands"....I kid you not.
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Old 24-01-2005, 07:02 PM   #17
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wasn't there also a 'Saving Ryan's Privates'???

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Old 24-01-2005, 07:18 PM   #18
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Old 24-01-2005, 08:23 PM   #19
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haha a classic

free willy :P
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Old 24-01-2005, 11:33 PM   #20
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hahaha classic ;)

Willy ****er and the Fudge Packing Factory
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Old 24-01-2005, 11:36 PM   #21
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Johnny Holmes starred in Dickman & Throbbin
There was also The Sperminator
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Old 25-01-2005, 12:56 AM   #23
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Old 25-01-2005, 01:10 AM   #24
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LMFAO, this thread is a hilarious late nite/early morning read

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Old 25-01-2005, 01:21 AM   #25
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Free Willy
White man can hump
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
MOULIN SPLOOGE
TITS OF FURY
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho !
21 Hump Street
Sperms Of Endearment
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo

and one that's just plain wrong - AIRTIGHT GRANNY
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Old 25-01-2005, 07:53 AM   #26
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saving ryan's private! old classic
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Old 25-01-2005, 11:06 AM   #27
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Old 25-01-2005, 07:18 PM   #28
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Free Willy
White man can hump
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
MOULIN SPLOOGE
TITS OF FURY
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho !
21 Hump Street
Sperms Of Endearment
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo

and one that's just plain wrong - AIRTIGHT GRANNY
no offense but u know so many, i dunno are you like scarying away the ladies : and the fact u even know the last one :alien2: lol um yeah
now can ne one tell me if their ladies enjoy these films of fornication too???
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no offense but u know so many, i dunno are you like scarying away the ladies and the fact u even know the last one lol um yeah
lol. I got bored at work and found most of the names HERE . Theres even some there that I didn't put in
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Angelina Jolie stars in Womb Raider

i made that one up :P
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