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25-08-2014, 11:49 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Pt Lincoln far side South Oz
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Most car ads are pretty boring. But not if the car belongs to Darwin woman Misty King.
In her ad, posted to the Darwin NT Buy, Sell, Swap and Wanted Facebook page, she is not afraid to talk up the advantages of the 4WD she is offering for sale. Misty writes: Who is the lucky person who is going to purchase this 4x4?? It has 4 wheels A steering wheel Lights Door handles, that’s right people DOOR HANDLES!! A bullbar that is fantastic at knocking things over with But the most exciting part of this car ....has to be the SET of keys it comes with!!! Today it can be yours for $14499 I will also throw in a set of steak knives if the car is sold today! Other users of the group were not totally satisfied with the level of detail supplied by Misty, and were not afraid to ask all the hard questions. “How many steak knives?” asked Caleb Shaw. “This ad kinda lacks details. It has four wheels? But you also say it has a steering wheel? How many wheels does it have really?” asked Jack Waddington. Misty was straight back with her answers. “You are a wheel thinker there Jack.. What if I told u there is also a SPARE wheel ... I know I know this deal just gets better and better... Plus we can’t forget steak knives that will be given to the lucky buyer today!” And the number of knives on offer? Six. As Caleb Shaw observed, “someone is gonna get a sweet set of knives”.
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25-08-2014, 12:27 PM
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Thailand Specials
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Centrefold Lounge
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Steak knives! Good deal!
I might offer free set steak knives to who ever buys my Focus 
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25-08-2014, 12:50 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Broken Hill
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Darwin NT great place
mate who live up that way in the Army said you do not have to be a alcoholic or a ravening lunatic to live here but it helps lol
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BA Ford Fairmont with spot lights ECB full type 8 bar UHF radio , Life is full of experiences some good some bad and with luck they all balance out in the end What Ford s have I owned 1969 Blue wagon 1974 XB owned 3 of them Numerious others but I always went back to ford My first car was a 6 volt VW sedan |
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different ...but it is Darwin after all............
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