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Old 09-08-2005, 03:41 PM   #1
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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

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Old 09-08-2005, 08:53 PM   #2
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Old 09-08-2005, 08:54 PM   #3
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Evening Gammaboy thanks for the pm.

Now what is the sound of one hand clapping...think of ZEN.
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Double Entendres generally have a sexual connotation though don't they?
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Its all Sex of one, half a dozen of the other hawk.
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Old 10-08-2005, 12:33 PM   #8
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Double Entendres generally have a sexual connotation though don't they?
They can do and that is probably the most common use of the term - one of the strips in Viz has a very dirty lad in it.

Etymology: obsolete French, literally, double meaning
1 : ambiguity of meaning arising from language that lends itself to more than one interpretation
2 : a word or expression capable of two interpretations with one usually risqué
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Old 10-08-2005, 09:17 PM   #9
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Double Entendres generally have a sexual connotation though don't they?
No sex here..we're Ozzie blokes!
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Thats a phallacy.
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:42 AM   #11
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