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Old 16-01-2005, 04:49 PM   #1
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Default Funny Occurrence last night!

Hey Hey!

Last night I was out in the city with one of my mates who drives an Alfa Romeo 75, we were on a cruise with the Alfa romeo club.

Anyways we were on the way to fishermans bend 80's pop tunes blaring, to **** on the holden smelloytec plant and take some alfa photos :newangel: when on flinders street heading toward crown and Jeffs shed there was this mercury silver XR6.

It was accelerating, then decelerating accelerating, decelrating next to us with a bunch of middle aged ladies (obviously it was daddys got the kids, so its girls night!) singing, yelling, waving and making faces at us.

They'd yell out something then they'd roar off, then slow again to say something again, then roar off again, they were just being loud and kicking up their heels....

Anyways, i told My mate Emilio to speed up and catch up to them cuz the way they were punishing this XR6 was NOT ON! So i wound down my window and screamed to her
"Hey woman! You wanna drive one of those you gotta drive it like it should be driven!"

anyways, with that shes scremed something at me, ripped it down into some other gear with the Sequential and hammered left to head towards crown, loses it, over corrects, hits the tramtracks, ladies screaming, perms flying everywhere and recovers.... I was ****ing myself..... Just thought id share it

Hope it wans'nt anyone on the forums Missus........
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Old 16-01-2005, 04:55 PM   #2
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haha if it wsa she's just been busted!
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Old 16-01-2005, 05:03 PM   #3
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Hahaha, good stuff. Breaks my heart every time I see some middle aged, disrespectful woman behind the wheels of such a beautiful car.
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Old 16-01-2005, 05:23 PM   #4
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"Hey woman! You wanna drive one of those you gotta drive it like it should be driven!"
Haha, some people just have no respect... :
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Old 16-01-2005, 05:26 PM   #5
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Hehe, that'll teach em. Could have got into a fair bit of s*#t if they'd over-over-corrected and went into a wall or something. But i know who would have been on the spot in a flash to make sure they're ok... and offer mouth to mouth even if they werent.
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Old 16-01-2005, 05:45 PM   #6
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perms flying everywhere
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA good call!
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Old 16-01-2005, 05:47 PM   #7
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anyways, with that shes scremed something at me, ripped it down into some other gear with the Sequential and hammered left to head towards crown, loses it, over corrects, hits the tramtracks, ladies screaming, perms flying everywhere and recovers.... I was ****ing myself..... Just thought id share it

Hope it wans'nt anyone on the forums Missus........

haha. love the in depth description of the in-car shenanigans
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Old 16-01-2005, 10:09 PM   #8
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You should've yelled out, show us ya tits !!!
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Old 16-01-2005, 10:13 PM   #9
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You should've yelled out, show us ya tits !!!
Yeah, why didnt you do that, pretty sure one of them probably would have!
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:58 PM   #10
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40 plus these lovely ladies were.....
They were not MILF's either, but geeze it was a laugh!
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Old 17-01-2005, 12:57 AM   #11
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Hahaha nice.

They mustve really ****ed up, i find it pretty hard to step out in the old's XR6T
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