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18-08-2005, 11:44 AM | #1 | ||
XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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Dear Sir,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I don not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management |
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18-08-2005, 11:57 AM | #2 | ||
GT-P #0336
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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HAHAHAHAHAHA : :
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18-08-2005, 12:00 PM | #3 | ||
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Hehe. Poor poor penis.
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18-08-2005, 12:16 PM | #4 | ||
XY Driv3r
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Location: Melbourne
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love it
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18-08-2005, 12:32 PM | #5 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra
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Haha ive heard it before but its still funny.
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18-08-2005, 07:32 PM | #6 | ||
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i like that
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18-08-2005, 08:03 PM | #7 | ||
Digging for avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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hahhahahhahahahahah :
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