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15-08-2005, 09:49 AM
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I got a phone call at 9:30pm on Saturday night from my 15 year old sister asking me to pick her up at a friends house. When I asked her why she was ringing me instead of my mum, she very sheepishly explained that she had caught a train to her friends house in Pennant Hills (about 15 mins drive from home), and together they had gone to a dance lesson in Galston (approx. 30 mins from home). They had then gone to a friends house in Pitt Town Rd Kenthurst (approx 45 mins from home) and she had met up with another friend, who gave her a lift to her house which was at the other end of Pitt Town Rd. What she didn't realise, was that Pitt Town Rd is about 70km long.
What had happened through all this house hopping, was that she had gradually made her way to Richmond without knowing it! She was approximately one kilometer from the Richmond RAAF base! She was ringing me because mum would have gone ape sh!t! Thus began my long drive that almost got me killed three times. The first time was on a Backstreet of Pitt Town when someone ran a Give Way sign and almost took the front of the car. I slammed on the anchors and managed to dodge him. fukwit didn't stop either... Poor dog on the backseat got thrown forward into the back of the driver's seat (he was clipped in with a doggie seat belt) The second was when a Kangaroo jumped out in front of me on a dirt road... didn't swerve, but almost got the fukker... Anyway, found my sister and turned around to go home. Third time wasn't really a near death experience, but scared the sh!t out of me... My sister has a message tone on her new phone that sounds like a warning alarm. It was turned up really loud so she could hear her phone over the music. The frikken' thing went off when I was doing 90km/h... Scared the fuk out of me - I thought there was something diasterously wrong with car, on a back street of an unfamiliar area at 11 o'clock at night. Gave the little retard an earful for that, and made her change her ring tone before I would start driving again. ahh... fun fun... My sister is sooo glad that I have my Ps... She was pretty vulgar when I demanded that she pay for fuel though!
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15-08-2005, 09:52 AM
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And they all lived happily ever after.
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15-08-2005, 09:54 AM
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Is today Show'n'Tell?
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15-08-2005, 09:56 AM
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Pay for fuel or I'll tell Muuuuuuuuuum. (and disect all your barbies cause I have a phobia of them now)
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15-08-2005, 10:11 AM
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my other ride is the bus.
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If the little fool doesn't cough up for petrol Mum will be finding out! Mwahahahaha! Oh the power!
And yes... it is show and tell
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15-08-2005, 11:13 AM
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make her pay for fuel and then tell mum anyway!
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15-08-2005, 12:56 PM
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If she doesnt pay for fuel take her back there kick her out and drive off.
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15-08-2005, 12:59 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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15-08-2005, 02:02 PM
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Easy, if she does anything to you, next time you won't be there to pick her up.
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15-08-2005, 02:05 PM
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so is she hot ? LOL ,yeah ive had that happen friends of the family daught did something
like that wanted her bro to pic her up cause she got really drunk and spewed everywhere and dint want her parents to find out lol are well happend but make her pay for fuel !!!
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15-08-2005, 02:06 PM
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I would of told her you were comming and then get one of your parents to pick her up. It would have been priceless.
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15-08-2005, 03:16 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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She's also a freakin head case...
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15-08-2005, 06:54 PM
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You boys are tough you should form a gang!!!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear......................  :
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15-08-2005, 06:56 PM
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Lol, nice little story, any possible way you could swing me a pm, with some um photos hehe lol :P
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15-08-2005, 06:58 PM
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I want my 5 minutes back.
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15-08-2005, 08:35 PM
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and a shipping quote :P
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15-08-2005, 08:40 PM
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Get a life you idiots
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15-08-2005, 08:54 PM
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15-08-2005, 09:17 PM
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15-08-2005, 09:38 PM
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If it were my sisters I would've been out there quick smart to help make sure they were ok and no one caused them any harm, the oldest are only 16. Tho i don't think they'd do this kind of thing.
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15-08-2005, 10:00 PM
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Pull your heads in and have some respect. This is someones sister.
Someone spoke of my sister in this fashion would have me on their doorstep. Believe me, none of you guys would like that. Im not kidding. Display the respect you would have people show you, she is 15 for christ sake. |
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15-08-2005, 10:05 PM
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Grinder+Welder = Race car
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15-08-2005, 10:12 PM
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oh? ok, my bad
send her round then..........  :
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16-08-2005, 02:09 PM
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Shoot.
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Pointless, but now I've read it..
She's your sister, family. You do these things for each other, why would you rat on her for a few bucks on petrol?! Sheesh.
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16-08-2005, 03:16 PM
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Usually younger sisters would be the first to rat their brothers out at the first given opportunity.
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16-08-2005, 03:39 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Hahaha! I wouldn't rat on her lol! Although she wouldn't hesitate to do it to me!
And for all of you scolding me and saying that I should have been out there straight away... I suggest you read my first post (If you are willing to waste another 5 minutes :P) I did pick her up! straight away... It took me over an hour to drive out there, another half hour negotiating the backroads of god knows where trying to find the house, and over an hour again to get home. And on top of that I had to be up at five the next morning to go to City 2 Surf (Med team, not competitor... I'm not that stupid!)
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16-08-2005, 07:59 PM
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i no longer live at home thanks to my little sister, spoilt B!iatch and as for going to pick her up from that far away, i would of called mum and said "(insert sisters name)'s at a freinds place (insert address) n im busy can u pick her up....thanks mum"
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16-08-2005, 08:17 PM
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So glad I'm an only child.
 : Wouldn't want some pain-in-the-butt brother wanting to drive my car!!! :
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17-08-2005, 12:23 AM
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Siblings are awesome ;) If you work with them rather than against them, you beat the parents! :sm_headba
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17-08-2005, 12:37 AM
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I want my 5 minutes back! pointless... pointless... pointless....
Its about as good as me saying: "Today i had cajun Nuggets from Mcdonalds. They were hot, I felt like after eating them. then a Kid sitting near me farted and It stank out the place" LMAO more pointless jibberish
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a long and interesting drive...
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