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Old 07-09-2015, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default haha go faster spray in a can wax

just had a young door to sales person turn up to try and sign me up to buy some wax type product for vehicles that increases the speed of the vehicle (yes that was his sales pitch)
spray it on wipe it off and your can go faster some thing tide in with us nascar racing apparently
so I wonder the more you spray on and wipe off the faster you can go
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Old 07-09-2015, 09:25 PM   #2
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Old 07-09-2015, 09:44 PM   #3
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Makes us go faster? Well that's my problem I've spraying it on the wrong area.
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Old 07-09-2015, 10:12 PM   #4
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Was it this crap:

http://www.fw1shine.com/
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Old 07-09-2015, 10:17 PM   #5
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looks like it yep

just loved the sales pitch , that it Will make you go faster

not that I was interested as I don't wash my cars so I don't buy washing products
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Old 07-09-2015, 10:32 PM   #6
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The temporary citizens are pitching that "product" at servos here in Melbourne. I've lost track of how many times I've come across them whilst filling up.
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Old 07-09-2015, 10:57 PM   #7
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Not what you'd call cheap either is it ?
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Old 07-09-2015, 11:03 PM   #8
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Not what you'd call cheap either is it ?
Properly overpriced snake oil
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Old 07-09-2015, 11:05 PM   #9
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well geeze if I use this on my car, paint my calipers and get a sticker of the southern cross on my car it would add like 200bhp
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Old 08-09-2015, 07:04 AM   #10
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Spray it on his face to make him go away faster.
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Old 08-09-2015, 09:36 AM   #11
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The temporary citizens are pitching that "product" at servos here in Melbourne. I've lost track of how many times I've come across them whilst filling up.
They've been selling this for a decade. It obviously works cause they're still flogging the stuff.
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Old 08-09-2015, 09:57 AM   #12
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It works. My wife bought a can for her Kia Rio. Now runs low 4's and blows away 5 sec Aurions.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:01 AM   #13
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Was it this crap:

http://www.fw1shine.com/
They do the rounds in shopping centre car parks, most will approach you by saying I stopped a trolley from colliding into your car, then they start the spin.
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Old 08-09-2015, 10:56 AM   #14
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Interesting http://oppositelock.kinja.com/warnin...-fw1-632945071
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It works. My wife bought a can for her Kia Rio. Now runs low 4's and blows away 5 sec Aurions.
Turns 5 second aurions into 3 second aurions.
Also turns Camry's into low spec aurions.
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Old 08-09-2015, 01:37 PM   #16
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Homer simpson going door to door with a pick axe selling speed dents lol
They pounce on you at the shops and spray that crap on your dirty car and wipe it straight off to leave some nice scratches,thankyou for that,my neighbours cat doesn't leave enough scratches on my car while hes skidding up and down my paintwork with his dirty little cat paws...
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Had these bastards approach me at a servo while I had the nozzle in the tank.
Promptly told em where to jump from.

Next time I'll stop the fill right there and tell the attendant why I'm going to another servo.
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Old 08-09-2015, 02:00 PM   #18
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Was it this crap:

http://www.fw1shine.com/
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Hand me down from dad

Really hard to polish out/remove haze.

Never used it since first application as too much effort and result didnt justify the effot.
Certainly did not go faster
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Old 08-09-2015, 02:19 PM   #19
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What annoys the crap out of me is my 75yr old mum got hit up one day and bought me a couple of cans of this crap. She isn't made of money and that's just predatory.
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Some interesting comments about the product and the company's alleged owner on the one star rating from Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Fw1-Cleaning-W...r&pageNumber=2
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Old 08-09-2015, 03:09 PM   #21
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What annoys the crap out of me is my 75yr old mum got hit up one day and bought me a couple of cans of this crap. She isn't made of money and that's just predatory.
Same as my mum! I took the cans off her but didn't dare use it on the paint. Works great as an alloy wheel cleaner. Spray and wipe.
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What annoys the crap out of me is my 75yr old mum got hit up one day and bought me a couple of cans of this crap. She isn't made of money and that's just predatory.
Yeah see now this kind of crap makes my blood boil,scum taking advantage of some poor unsuspecting and trusting lady...
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Yeah see now this kind of crap makes my blood boil,scum taking advantage of some poor unsuspecting and trusting lady...
No different to the scummy salesman who come to your door.
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Imagine what would happen if you put it on a red car.
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Hope my missus doesn't buy some then accidentally uses it as mouth spray, just what i need! haha!!
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Of course it makes your car go faster, it peels off the paint to make it lighter.....
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If you used it on a hail damaged car it would have the ultimate aerodynamics.
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Imagine what would happen if you put it on a red car.
Surely it would be illegal to put it on a red Aurion.
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But s@#t wouldn't stick to the red aurion then.
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Imagine what would happen if you put it on a red car.
Used some on the wagon last weekend! The twenty year old paint is now factory fresh and it's so hard to steer with the front wheels 2 feet in the air - can anyone suggest how to take it off - I just can't handle the power!!!!!
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