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10-09-2007, 11:37 AM
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Shockwave BAMKII XR6T
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Brisbane
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This has to be one of the funniest carsales ad's I have seen in ages.
There's some history behind all of this. Also if the owner is a member here I hope you do not take offence to me pointing this out. I hope all goes well and NO I won't take the wife ! http://www.carsales.com.au/used-cars...id=79&trecs=32 |
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10-09-2007, 11:45 AM
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The Futuriser
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Melbourne
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Yeah, thats good! Made me smile... nice find and lovely car!
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10-09-2007, 12:43 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Filling up
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That is funny - especially reading through the description
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10-09-2007, 12:47 PM
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Hoon On The Rise
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Open Roads with Boost!
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That;s a total ****er!!!!!
Love it.. Someone with a sense of humour.!! 
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10-09-2007, 01:59 PM
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With da Warlords
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Orange NSW
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Hehehe, Easier of the 2 to replace. I like that.
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10-09-2007, 02:01 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Ringwood VIC
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LOL!! reminds me of my Ex.....
Anyone got the heart to tell him he has actually got a BF MK1 not a MK11 Probaly be the last straw for the poor bugger!!! |
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10-09-2007, 02:14 PM
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Cowboy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Echuca VIC
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He he, I smell what he's cooking.
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10-09-2007, 02:17 PM
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XR5 Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, Ex NSW
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Bravo!
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10-09-2007, 02:23 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: geelong
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****a. if i was him id be saying back off .
i know if my mrs told me i had to sell my car (if it was as nice as that) id be tellin her where to go 
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10-09-2007, 02:24 PM
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Cowboy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Echuca VIC
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Love this one too
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10-09-2007, 02:29 PM
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Shockwave BAMKII XR6T
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Brisbane
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Cowboy, that is a great one.
Most 'married' men know that by default !!! Jim. |
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10-09-2007, 02:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
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hahahaa absolute genuis
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10-09-2007, 02:32 PM
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13.96 @ 101.65
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Rockingham WA
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hahaha both classics
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10-09-2007, 02:37 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 39
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At least he Ford is a family-sized car. He could just drive it slowly, be a lot cheaper than losing half of everything.
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10-09-2007, 02:43 PM
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Meep Meep
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Southside
Posts: 1,513
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hahahahah, I love the opening details
Selling due to terminal illness. Marraige
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10-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Gilgandra NSW
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I'm in the opposite position. Hubby wants to sell the XR8 to buy a Valiant. Why don't men understand the word NO?
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10-09-2007, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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hahaha, that is great, both of them!!
Thats the same way i bought my F6, mrs told me to do what ever i want. :hihi: |
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10-09-2007, 03:58 PM
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1tuphute
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: melbourne
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haha wata ****a!
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10-09-2007, 04:13 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Brisvegas South
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Poor blokes! note to self, never get married!
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10-09-2007, 04:24 PM
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Get EcoBoosted
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: NSW: Newcastle, Sydney & Wollongong
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Tops!
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10-09-2007, 04:37 PM
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Temporary Australian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Central Queensland
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Love this bit!
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10-09-2007, 04:49 PM
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Cowboy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Echuca VIC
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10-09-2007, 05:18 PM
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Barra Turbo > V8
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Poor bugger good luck with the sale. I remember seeing a chick with an AU TS50 she left her hubby and became a lesbian and took the TS and the plates say NOT.HIS
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10-09-2007, 05:39 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: melbourne
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BUGGER I'm getting married in 6 months.... lucky i bought the 'T' before i signed anything
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10-09-2007, 05:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Adelaide Nthn suburbs
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Phaaaarrrk, he's phunny, can I test drive his missus ??
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10-09-2007, 07:10 PM
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DELANY
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Melbourne
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lol at the ad and at opto
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10-09-2007, 07:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I quite enjoyed this one...
It probably isn't bad advice when you've grown up in a family like mine...
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10-09-2007, 07:53 PM
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Burning Up 98 Octane
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Adelaide SA
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Gold, both of them.
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10-09-2007, 08:22 PM
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14.915 @ 151 KPH
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Sydney, NSW
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absolute classics, just stopped laughing now
, anyone got anymore? im trying to find some
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13-09-2007, 10:39 AM
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huh???
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Diggers
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What a cracker...
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Funniest Carsales add I've seen in ages - F6 Typhoon
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