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Old 15-01-2005, 11:19 PM   #1
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Default Toilet Jokes Post them here

I'll start off with a couple.

http://www.prisonbitchname.com/dump.htm

http://triggur.org/robodump/
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Old 16-01-2005, 10:45 PM   #2
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ROFL, someone has far to much free time.

RoboDump(tm) is a funny idea.
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Old 16-01-2005, 11:51 PM   #3
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Yeah, the RoboDump is hilarious. Might consider trying that one at work...


My contribution to this fine discussion is not a joke but a true story.

In 2002 a certain person snapped a dunny seat at his workplace.
This caused the persons butt cheeks to get caught in the crack of the seat as he tried to get up, causing immense pain by the pinching action of the crack coming together.

In 2003 that same person snapped a dunny seat in a Singapore hotel.
By some shear fluke, no cheek pinchage occurred this time.

In 2004 the same person caused a hairline fracture in a dunny seat at his workplace.
This person had hoped to achieve a hat trick of yearly seat breakages but a hairline fracture is not a full breakage, hence hat trick denied.

2005... a new year and the mission continues...

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Old 17-01-2005, 03:47 PM   #4
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Wonder who that was 3Toed? That story is just as funny each time read!

Thank your lucky stars the crack wasnt on the front of the seat and the ol bag o'jewels didnt cop a nasty pinch causing much a high pitched yelp!
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Old 18-01-2005, 10:29 AM   #5
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Havent cracked the toilet seat, but I have cracked the toilet lid.

This was last schoolies, when my g/f and I were in the bathroom "having a shower"

I dunno how we explained that one.
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Old 18-01-2005, 01:00 PM   #6
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Cherry bombs and school toilets are fun.
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