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21-07-2008, 06:22 PM
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Teh Baest
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Australia: An 8-year-old Koala has miraculously escaped almost unharmed after being struck by a car travelling at 100km/h. The hapless marsupial was then dragged for 12km hanging on by one arm with his head caught in the grill.
Another motorist noticed the koala, now dubbed Ely 'Lucky' Grills, and flagged down the car he was stuck in. The grill was prized open and he was taken to the the late Steve Irwin's Australian Wildlife Hospital for treatment. The day wasn't yet over for Lucky with tests revealing that he also has chlamydia. He is said to be recovering well and is being treated for his STD. He will be released into the bush after a 45 day hospital stay. LMFAO a koala with chlamydia? lol
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21-07-2008, 06:29 PM
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Poor bugger
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21-07-2008, 06:33 PM
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Yes it was in last weeks paper.
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21-07-2008, 06:49 PM
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chlymidia? in a koala? it been a pretty interesting week for the poor fella by the sounds of it!
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21-07-2008, 07:28 PM
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Done that,Got the t-shirt
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chlymidia is a major std in the Koala population..It also effects thier eyesite turning them blind....
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21-07-2008, 07:42 PM
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Poor little bugger !!! |
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21-07-2008, 07:45 PM
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Done that,Got the t-shirt
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dunno bruss.Only waatch animal planet. Dont film it.
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21-07-2008, 08:56 PM
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Bring on the Boss
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Ok, so which one of you banana benders is responsible for this..?
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21-07-2008, 09:07 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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It's a good thing he survived or he'd have been this weeks special at Coles in Beerwah, " Grill'd Koala going out at just $14.99 kg "
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21-07-2008, 10:15 PM
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21-07-2008, 11:11 PM
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21-07-2008, 11:37 PM
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What's green is gold
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Hmm, What leaves me wondering is, who was the poor koala that first got chlymidia... Hope its not the human version, they have big claws!
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22-07-2008, 12:05 AM
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chlamydia is very common for them, particularly in overpopulated areas
French island had to get a heap removed because of it (maybe they liked to clap? lol) |
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22-07-2008, 01:48 AM
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The moral here is:....GO IN A FORD....if you want to travel quickly interstate, and you're thinking of 100 Km/Hr in a Lexus...YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR HEAD IN..........IT IS NOT 'ARMLESS (LIKE THE KOALA IS FEELING NOW)!
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22-07-2008, 07:38 AM
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Should of used a condom.
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22-07-2008, 01:11 PM
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22-07-2008, 01:20 PM
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I thought on New Zealander's did that to sheep, whilst there heads where stuck in fences...
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22-07-2008, 01:25 PM
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^^^ hahahahahaha golden .. poor little bugger
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22-07-2008, 01:40 PM
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Cuban... nothing like it
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Bloody hell this thread must be up there with the worst of them
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Koala hit by car... dragged for 12km... but that's not the weirdest bit..
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