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Old 28-02-2006, 06:03 PM   #1
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Default Murpheys Laws

As i sit here on my computer i hear my Murpheys Laws poster fall down, AGAIN! I mena this thing falls down at least 5 times a day, yet i still put it up

So i'll throw this out, What are peoples favorite Murphey's Laws? Do they have any that apply to them?

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Old 28-02-2006, 06:31 PM   #2
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I only know of the one:

"Anything that can go wrong will"

Has'nt really been my lifes story, but one wonders at times...
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Old 28-02-2006, 06:56 PM   #3
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Here are some that may help this along

- In order to get a lona, you must first prove you don't need it
- The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath the the exact centre.

- The other lane always moves faster
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
- If everything seems to going well, you have obvioulsy overlooked something.
- Every solution breeds new problems
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Old 28-02-2006, 07:38 PM   #4
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Murphy can go and get ИИИИИИИИИ for all I care.
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Old 28-02-2006, 07:56 PM   #5
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Yeah, I had Greg Murphys law, sucks the big one.
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Old 28-02-2006, 08:01 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukey_XF
Here are some that may help this along

- In order to get a lona, you must first prove you don't need it
- The chance of a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath the the exact centre.

- The other lane always moves faster
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
- If everything seems to going well, you have obvioulsy overlooked something.
- Every solution breeds new problems

hahahaha thats all so true..
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Old 28-02-2006, 11:44 PM   #7
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"If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way"

The actual quote from Edward Murphy... Not so much "if anything can go wrong, it will" But more along the lines of, if a human is involved, your chances of becoming dead are greatly increased...
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Old 28-02-2006, 11:46 PM   #8
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Beware of the light at the end of the tunnel, its an oncoming train.

That has to be best.
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