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14-02-2006, 10:34 PM
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OzECruisers Treasurer
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Spread some baby powder on the edge of the table.
Take a deep breth. Pull down your pants. Place cheeks on the edge of the table. Let it rip. Measure the distance with a ruler. Current World Record is 159cm. Good Luck and try not to stain the table or leave skid marks !!! __________________ 23cm for me  : |
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14-02-2006, 10:48 PM
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Critical Thinker
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Location: Adelaide
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Quote:
 : Now you tell me.  :
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14-02-2006, 10:51 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisbane
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Cool I have two men sitting out in my lounge room now, I will try this out on them, they both have gas built up ready to go........won't be looking though don't want to see their hairy asses.
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14-02-2006, 11:00 PM
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Could have told me earlier, all out now...lol
Will have to try that out with jeff and mark at the next heathcote meet in the time booth! |
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14-02-2006, 11:01 PM
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14-02-2006, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Bundoora Victoria
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Family got offended when i did it in the middle of tea but dad has never had powder dusted vegies before !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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15-02-2006, 03:29 PM
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Audi S3
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uhhh no thanks.
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15-02-2006, 03:34 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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lol...
save this one for a drunken rainy day I think :P
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15-02-2006, 06:46 PM
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Has Blue Blood
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this thread realy should be on a holden forum I think !
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15-02-2006, 07:32 PM
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Keeping Wombats Dead
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Some people have to much time on their hands
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16-02-2006, 12:42 PM
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I see you....
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and baked beans for lunch....
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16-02-2006, 08:43 PM
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HUGH JARSE
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Yap-Hoon
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I'm confused...
When do I let my breath out? Before or after the fart? Do you just measure the distance, what about the width? Can you cheat by removing the table cloth and preparing the table surface with Mr Sheen? :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug |
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16-02-2006, 10:44 PM
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Critical Thinker
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are farts supposed to have lumps in them?
if not, then I think Ive crapped myself :(
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16-02-2006, 11:27 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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Oh dear you guys are sickos...I love it!
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Measure the power and distance of your fart !!!
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