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06-06-2006, 08:21 PM
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Paint Repairs Spoilers
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Said out loud in a small room without windows
If it gets any colder I am going to need a magnifying glass, some pepper, and a small lassoe. Nearly fell into the trough laughing.
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Tyre smoke - nah must be smoke from the running in oil / Sorry officer, just put some tyre shine, did not think it would do that. Unfit - How could I be, always running off at the mouth and jumping to conclusions |
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06-06-2006, 08:23 PM
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Phantom XR6
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Trying to get more drives of that dam GT
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What on earth goes on in a mens toilet? Don't answer that.
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06-06-2006, 09:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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06-06-2006, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Brisbane
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Our target area is lots of white, shiny squares with a shinier, wet metal thing in the middle.
edit - sorry, off track. My favourite quotes are: Happier than a one legged lesbian on a pogo stick & Funny as a fire in an orphanage. There's a whole thread dediacated to this stuff...... somewhere. |
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07-06-2006, 07:44 AM
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Paint Repairs Spoilers
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Busier than a one armed Bricklayer in Beruit
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Tyre smoke - nah must be smoke from the running in oil / Sorry officer, just put some tyre shine, did not think it would do that. Unfit - How could I be, always running off at the mouth and jumping to conclusions |
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07-06-2006, 07:48 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Hervey Bay
Posts: 4,198
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Another DJ one.
Busier than a terrier trying to bury a bone on a marble floor |
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07-06-2006, 08:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: QLD
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Or how about 'better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick' and 'strike me lucky','stone the flamin crows'etc..etc..
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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07-06-2006, 11:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,077
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My favorite.......
Life is hard..... and then you die.... My second fav.. Those who can do. Those who can't teach. Those who can't teach, teach tafe. Those who can't teach tafe, consult. Those who can't consult write crap on forums......... |
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08-06-2006, 09:37 PM
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Paint Repairs Spoilers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 476
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Tyre smoke - nah must be smoke from the running in oil / Sorry officer, just put some tyre shine, did not think it would do that. Unfit - How could I be, always running off at the mouth and jumping to conclusions |
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