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Old 31-05-2006, 07:26 PM   #1
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Default What would you do if you could get away with it?

Something I wanted to do for the last two decades. Go to the old High School with a balaclava on and minus the number plates. While the children are all in class, go to the quadrangle where I used to play and drop a number of doughnuts.

Don't ask me why as I cannot answer that question.

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Old 31-05-2006, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:35 PM   #3
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:36 PM   #4
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raise the fiery depths of hell for all to burn and bask in its beauty.....
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:36 PM   #5
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The little blonde at the end of my street!!!!
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:38 PM   #6
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:47 PM   #7
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Not giving away all the details, but it involves Jessica Simpson, 5litres of baby oil and some viagra...................
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:52 PM   #8
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You know there was a book written many years ago...that the guts of was you told the Feds what crime you wanted to commit and then before you did the crime you did the time...when you came out you do the crime and not get done again.

Based on that there are several ppl I could gladly murder.
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:56 PM   #9
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Someones been listening to too much black metal...

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Old 31-05-2006, 08:19 PM   #10
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Old 31-05-2006, 08:27 PM   #11
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You know there was a book written many years ago...that the guts of was you told the Feds what crime you wanted to commit and then before you did the crime you did the time...when you came out you do the crime and not get done again.

Based on that there are several ppl I could gladly murder.
Whats the point in that? You may as well get it out of the way and then its done, do the time after it. Also, whats to stop them stopping you doing the crime after you have done the time?
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Old 31-05-2006, 08:34 PM   #12
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Something I wanted to do for the last two decades. Go to the old High School with a balaclava on and minus the number plates. While the children are all in class, go to the quadrangle where I used to play and drop a number of doughnuts.
Don't ask me why as I cannot answer that question.
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Old 31-05-2006, 08:48 PM   #13
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You know there was a book written many years ago...that the guts of was you told the Feds what crime you wanted to commit and then before you did the crime you did the time...when you came out you do the crime and not get done again.

Based on that there are several ppl I could gladly murder.
its called Double Jeopardy. i dont actually know for sure if its a law or not but it could/can and does work.
the movie goes along the lines of: husband goes missing, wife is convicted of his murder and sent to prison. his body was never found but there was enough evidence to convict her of his murder. she gets out 20 years later only to find that the husband isnt dead but had faked his own death. she then kills him but gets away with it cleanly as she cant be convicted of murdering the same person twice.
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Old 31-05-2006, 08:53 PM   #14
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its called Double Jeopardy. i dont actually know for sure if its a law or not but it could/can and does work.
the movie goes along the lines of: husband goes missing, wife is convicted of his murder and sent to prison. his body was never found but there was enough evidence to convict her of his murder. she gets out 20 years later only to find that the husband isnt dead but had faked his own death. she then kills him but gets away with it cleanly as she cant be convicted of murdering the same person twice.
double jeopardy.

Oh yeah....
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Old 31-05-2006, 09:04 PM   #15
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:09 PM   #16
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:13 PM   #17
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:19 PM   #18
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The little blonde at the end of my street!!!!

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Old 31-05-2006, 10:20 PM   #19
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Old 31-05-2006, 10:29 PM   #20
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The little blonde at the end of my street!!!!
And the lovely lady in XR8Fella's avatar!
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And the lovely lady in XR8Fella's avatar!
Oh yeah.... definatley a playmate for the game of hide the sausage!!!!

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Old 01-06-2006, 10:48 AM   #22
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its called Double Jeopardy. i dont actually know for sure if its a law or not but it could/can and does work.
the movie goes along the lines of: husband goes missing, wife is convicted of his murder and sent to prison. his body was never found but there was enough evidence to convict her of his murder. she gets out 20 years later only to find that the husband isnt dead but had faked his own death. she then kills him but gets away with it cleanly as she cant be convicted of murdering the same person twice.
double jeopardy.
double jeopardy law only exist in USA where u can get away with murder on numerous reason's and not do the time for it
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:58 AM   #24
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become a roque sniper in iraq and eliminate anyone who enters my sights...hopefully US Marines
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DEAL out some justice to all the murders, rock spiders and drunk drivers that get away with light/no sentences..
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Get away with it? In the sense that whatever I did wouldnt adversely effect me after having done whatever it was?

Well... hmmm.

It would involve money and obtaining lots of it through illegal but efficient means.
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How charming and considerate.

I think there are a few hidden sociopaths on these forums...

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How charming and considerate.

I think there are a few hidden sociopaths on these forums...

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homocidal maniacs may be more accurate
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